• Homo crustaceous

    From Julian@julianlzb87@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Fri Jul 4 17:40:10 2025
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    ‘Everything becomes crab’ is more than an absurd meme. The crab is a
    deep symbol of our devil’s bargain with technology


    No one paid much attention when an obscure biology journal published an article in 2017 about ‘the evolutionary processes which led to a
    crab-like habitus’. In this review of crustacean taxonomy, three
    scientists from a German university – Jonas Keiler, Christian S Wirkner
    and Stefan Richter – analysed studies dating back to the 1820s and noted that ‘crabs’ were not one kind of animal but instead had arisen from
    five different evolutionary lineages. That is, creatures such as hermit
    crabs, squat lobsters and other ‘crab-like representatives’ did not
    evolve from the same ancestor: they independently developed crabby
    qualities. To explain this fairly banal case of convergent evolution,
    the three researchers picked a century-old noun, ‘carcinisation’, and concluded that ‘there is no reason to assume that “evolutionary tendencies” or any such vague concept played a role.’

    But, within three years, a wave of coverage had taken those cautious
    claims and turned them hyperbolic...


    https://aeon.co/essays/are-humans-like-everything-else-destined-to-become-crabs?

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  • From Noah Sombrero@fedora@fea.st to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Fri Jul 4 14:08:53 2025
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    On Fri, 4 Jul 2025 17:40:10 +0100, Julian <julianlzb87@gmail.com>
    wrote:

    æEverything becomes crabÆ is more than an absurd meme. The crab is a
    deep symbol of our devilÆs bargain with technology


    No one paid much attention when an obscure biology journal published an >article in 2017 about æthe evolutionary processes which led to a
    crab-like habitusÆ. In this review of crustacean taxonomy, three
    scientists from a German university û Jonas Keiler, Christian S Wirkner
    and Stefan Richter û analysed studies dating back to the 1820s and noted >that æcrabsÆ were not one kind of animal but instead had arisen from
    five different evolutionary lineages. That is, creatures such as hermit >crabs, squat lobsters and other æcrab-like representativesÆ did not
    evolve from the same ancestor: they independently developed crabby >qualities. To explain this fairly banal case of convergent evolution,
    the three researchers picked a century-old noun, æcarcinisationÆ, and >concluded that æthere is no reason to assume that ôevolutionary
    tendenciesö or any such vague concept played a role.Æ

    But, within three years, a wave of coverage had taken those cautious
    claims and turned them hyperbolic...


    https://aeon.co/essays/are-humans-like-everything-else-destined-to-become-crabs?

    There are a number of evolutionary patterns taught in universities
    convergent
    divergent
    parallel
    reverse
    ordinary

    All seem to depend on changing habitat conditions and how a creature
    is able to evolve to meet the challenge. Thickening and other changes
    to an exoskeleton seem likely for a creature that has one.
    --
    Noah Sombrero mustachioed villain
    Don't get political with me young man
    or I'll tie you to a railroad track and
    <<<talk>>> to <<<YOOooooo>>>
    Who dares to talk to El Sombrero?
    dares: Ned
    does not dare: Julian shrinks in horror and warns others away

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