• Join ICE. (They're giving a bonus of 50 grand!)

    From Ned Ludd@nedludd@ix.netcom.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Fri Aug 29 08:15:47 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy


    Join ICE. (They're giving a bonus of 50 grand!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM

    (Great song, btw, with very good lyrics.)

    Ned

    ---

    Q: Is there currently a 50 thousand dollar bonus for joining ICE?

    Copilot:
    Yes rCo as of mid to late 2025, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
    (ICE) is offering signing bonuses of up to $50,000 as part of a major recruitment push. This initiative is backed by a substantial funding
    increase from Congress, aimed at expanding immigration enforcement and
    hiring thousands of new staff.
    HererCOs whatrCOs included in the recruitment package:
    rCo EfA# Up to $50,000 signing bonus for new hires
    rCo Efo+ Student loan repayment and forgiveness options
    rCo rA#N+A Overtime opportunities for deportation officers
    rCo EfciN+A Enhanced retirement benefits
    rCo Efoo No age limit for applicants rCo even retirees can apply
    The campaign is designed to attract rCLbrave and heroic AmericansrCY to
    roles such as deportation officers, investigators, and legal staff. ItrCOs part of a broader effort to ramp up enforcement, with ICE aiming to
    reach 1 million annual deportations.
    If you're considering applying or just curious, you can check out ICErCOs official recruitment page for more details. Want help exploring what
    these roles involve or how they compare to other federal law enforcement
    jobs? IrCOve got you covered.

    ---


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  • From Noah Sombrero@fedora@fea.st to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Fri Aug 29 11:21:41 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 08:15:47 -0700, Ned Ludd <nedludd@ix.netcom.com>
    wrote:


    Join ICE. (They're giving a bonus of 50 grand!)

    50 thou? That hardly seems enough.



    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM

    (Great song, btw, with very good lyrics.)

    Ned

    ---

    Q: Is there currently a 50 thousand dollar bonus for joining ICE?

    Copilot:
    Yes u as of mid to late 2025, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
    (ICE) is offering signing bonuses of up to $50,000 as part of a major >recruitment push. This initiative is backed by a substantial funding >increase from Congress, aimed at expanding immigration enforcement and >hiring thousands of new staff.
    HereAs whatAs included in the recruitment package:
    o ? Up to $50,000 signing bonus for new hires
    o ? Student loan repayment and forgiveness options
    o ?? Overtime opportunities for deportation officers
    o ?? Enhanced retirement benefits
    o ? No age limit for applicants u even retirees can apply
    The campaign is designed to attract obrave and heroic Americanso to
    roles such as deportation officers, investigators, and legal staff. ItAs >part of a broader effort to ramp up enforcement, with ICE aiming to
    reach 1 million annual deportations.
    If you're considering applying or just curious, you can check out ICEAs >official recruitment page for more details. Want help exploring what
    these roles involve or how they compare to other federal law enforcement >jobs? IAve got you covered.

    ---

    --
    Noah Sombrero mustachioed villain
    Don't get political with me young man
    or I'll tie you to a railroad track and
    <<<talk>>> to <<<YOOooooo>>>
    Who dares to talk to El Sombrero?
    dares: Ned
    does not dare: Julian shrinks in horror and warns others away

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  • From Tara@tsm@fastmail.ca to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Fri Aug 29 18:22:53 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On Aug 29, 2025 at 11:15:47rC>AM EDT, "Ned Ludd" <nedludd@ix.netcom.com> wrote:


    Join ICE. (They're giving a bonus of 50 grand!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM

    (Great song, btw, with very good lyrics.)


    Yeah :)


    Ned

    ---

    Q: Is there currently a 50 thousand dollar bonus for joining ICE?

    Copilot:
    Yes rCo as of mid to late 2025, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is offering signing bonuses of up to $50,000 as part of a major recruitment push. This initiative is backed by a substantial funding
    increase from Congress, aimed at expanding immigration enforcement and
    hiring thousands of new staff.
    HererCOs whatrCOs included in the recruitment package:
    rCo EfA# Up to $50,000 signing bonus for new hires
    rCo Efo+ Student loan repayment and forgiveness options
    rCo rA#N+A Overtime opportunities for deportation officers
    rCo EfciN+A Enhanced retirement benefits
    rCo Efoo No age limit for applicants rCo even retirees can apply
    The campaign is designed to attract rCLbrave and heroic AmericansrCY to
    roles such as deportation officers, investigators, and legal staff. ItrCOs part of a broader effort to ramp up enforcement, with ICE aiming to
    reach 1 million annual deportations.
    If you're considering applying or just curious, you can check out ICErCOs official recruitment page for more details. Want help exploring what
    these roles involve or how they compare to other federal law enforcement jobs? IrCOve got you covered.

    ---
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  • From Dude@punditster@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Fri Aug 29 12:25:30 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On 8/29/2025 11:22 AM, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 29, 2025 at 11:15:47rC>AM EDT, "Ned Ludd" <nedludd@ix.netcom.com> wrote:


    Join ICE. (They're giving a bonus of 50 grand!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM

    (Great song, btw, with very good lyrics.)


    Yeah :)


    Ned


    Apparently, there are age restrictions to join ICE. You have to be older
    than eighteen but younger than eighty.

    It would probably be a good thing to graduate from a community college
    program such as Police Science, so you can become a cadet and get hired.

    The god thing about hiring on now is you'd probably get lots of
    overtime. Also, as an ICE agent you may get a location-dependent pay
    increase. Beyond salary, ICE agents receive benefits such as health
    insurance, tuition reimbursement, and retirement plans.
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  • From Noah Sombrero@fedora@fea.st to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Fri Aug 29 15:39:35 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 12:25:30 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/29/2025 11:22 AM, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 29, 2025 at 11:15:47?AM EDT, "Ned Ludd" <nedludd@ix.netcom.com> wrote:


    Join ICE. (They're giving a bonus of 50 grand!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM

    (Great song, btw, with very good lyrics.)


    Yeah :)


    Ned


    Apparently, there are age restrictions to join ICE. You have to be older >than eighteen but younger than eighty.

    It would probably be a good thing to graduate from a community college >program such as Police Science, so you can become a cadet and get hired.

    The god thing about hiring on now is you'd probably get lots of
    overtime. Also, as an ICE agent you may get a location-dependent pay >increase. Beyond salary, ICE agents receive benefits such as health >insurance, tuition reimbursement, and retirement plans.

    The only drawback would be dealing with the uproar of you conscience,
    if you have one, as you treat other humans cruelly, with no respect or
    decency.

    Shut up with your blabber about laws, because that is what your
    conscience, if you have one, would be telling you.
    --
    Noah Sombrero mustachioed villain
    Don't get political with me young man
    or I'll tie you to a railroad track and
    <<<talk>>> to <<<YOOooooo>>>
    Who dares to talk to El Sombrero?
    dares: Ned
    does not dare: Julian shrinks in horror and warns others away

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  • From Dude@punditster@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Fri Aug 29 14:59:41 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On 8/29/2025 12:39 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 12:25:30 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/29/2025 11:22 AM, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 29, 2025 at 11:15:47?AM EDT, "Ned Ludd" <nedludd@ix.netcom.com> wrote:


    Join ICE. (They're giving a bonus of 50 grand!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM

    (Great song, btw, with very good lyrics.)


    Yeah :)


    Ned


    Apparently, there are age restrictions to join ICE. You have to be older
    than eighteen but younger than eighty.

    It would probably be a good thing to graduate from a community college
    program such as Police Science, so you can become a cadet and get hired.

    The god thing about hiring on now is you'd probably get lots of
    overtime. Also, as an ICE agent you may get a location-dependent pay
    increase. Beyond salary, ICE agents receive benefits such as health
    insurance, tuition reimbursement, and retirement plans.

    The only drawback would be dealing with the uproar of you conscience,
    if you have one, as you treat other humans cruelly, with no respect or decency.

    Shut up with your blabber about laws, because that is what your
    conscience, if you have one, would be telling you.

    Maybe the Canadian Royal Mounted Police handle all the ICE details up
    there. Apparently, thousands of people were deported from Canada in
    2023. It all depends on your bias if you think it's cruel.
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  • From Noah Sombrero@fedora@fea.st to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Fri Aug 29 18:42:22 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 14:59:41 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/29/2025 12:39 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 12:25:30 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/29/2025 11:22 AM, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 29, 2025 at 11:15:47?AM EDT, "Ned Ludd" <nedludd@ix.netcom.com> wrote:


    Join ICE. (They're giving a bonus of 50 grand!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM

    (Great song, btw, with very good lyrics.)


    Yeah :)


    Ned


    Apparently, there are age restrictions to join ICE. You have to be older >>> than eighteen but younger than eighty.

    It would probably be a good thing to graduate from a community college
    program such as Police Science, so you can become a cadet and get hired. >>>
    The god thing about hiring on now is you'd probably get lots of
    overtime. Also, as an ICE agent you may get a location-dependent pay
    increase. Beyond salary, ICE agents receive benefits such as health
    insurance, tuition reimbursement, and retirement plans.

    The only drawback would be dealing with the uproar of you conscience,
    if you have one, as you treat other humans cruelly, with no respect or
    decency.

    Shut up with your blabber about laws, because that is what your
    conscience, if you have one, would be telling you.

    Maybe the Canadian Royal Mounted Police handle all the ICE details up
    there. Apparently, thousands of people were deported from Canada in
    2023. It all depends on your bias if you think it's cruel.

    It depends on the existence of a conscience. I also depends on how it
    is done.
    --
    Noah Sombrero mustachioed villain
    Don't get political with me young man
    or I'll tie you to a railroad track and
    <<<talk>>> to <<<YOOooooo>>>
    Who dares to talk to El Sombrero?
    dares: Ned
    does not dare: Julian shrinks in horror and warns others away

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  • From Tara@tsm@fastmail.ca to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Fri Aug 29 22:43:53 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 8/29/2025 12:39 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 12:25:30 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/29/2025 11:22 AM, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 29, 2025 at 11:15:47?AM EDT, "Ned Ludd" <nedludd@ix.netcom.com> wrote:


    Join ICE. (They're giving a bonus of 50 grand!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM

    (Great song, btw, with very good lyrics.)


    Yeah :)


    Ned


    Apparently, there are age restrictions to join ICE. You have to be older >>> than eighteen but younger than eighty.

    It would probably be a good thing to graduate from a community college
    program such as Police Science, so you can become a cadet and get hired. >>>
    The god thing about hiring on now is you'd probably get lots of
    overtime. Also, as an ICE agent you may get a location-dependent pay
    increase. Beyond salary, ICE agents receive benefits such as health
    insurance, tuition reimbursement, and retirement plans.

    The only drawback would be dealing with the uproar of you conscience,
    if you have one, as you treat other humans cruelly, with no respect or
    decency.

    Shut up with your blabber about laws, because that is what your
    conscience, if you have one, would be telling you.

    Maybe the Canadian Royal Mounted Police handle all the ICE details up
    there. Apparently, thousands of people were deported from Canada in
    2023. It all depends on your bias if you think it's cruel.


    Deportations were for asylum seekers whose claims of persecution were
    proved to be false.

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  • From Dude@punditster@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Fri Aug 29 16:06:01 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On 8/29/2025 3:43 PM, Tara wrote:
    Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 8/29/2025 12:39 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 12:25:30 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/29/2025 11:22 AM, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 29, 2025 at 11:15:47?AM EDT, "Ned Ludd" <nedludd@ix.netcom.com> wrote:


    Join ICE. (They're giving a bonus of 50 grand!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM

    (Great song, btw, with very good lyrics.)


    Yeah :)


    Ned


    Apparently, there are age restrictions to join ICE. You have to be older >>>> than eighteen but younger than eighty.

    It would probably be a good thing to graduate from a community college >>>> program such as Police Science, so you can become a cadet and get hired. >>>>
    The god thing about hiring on now is you'd probably get lots of
    overtime. Also, as an ICE agent you may get a location-dependent pay
    increase. Beyond salary, ICE agents receive benefits such as health
    insurance, tuition reimbursement, and retirement plans.

    The only drawback would be dealing with the uproar of you conscience,
    if you have one, as you treat other humans cruelly, with no respect or
    decency.

    Shut up with your blabber about laws, because that is what your
    conscience, if you have one, would be telling you.

    Maybe the Canadian Royal Mounted Police handle all the ICE details up
    there. Apparently, thousands of people were deported from Canada in
    2023. It all depends on your bias if you think it's cruel.


    Deportations were for asylum seekers whose claims of persecution were
    proved to be false.

    There's really not a nice way to say: "Get out of here we don't want you
    no way go back to where you came from go to the back of the line."

    Why can't we just have open borders and be free to go where we want to?

    "If dogs run free, why can't we? - Bob
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  • From Noah Sombrero@fedora@fea.st to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Fri Aug 29 19:10:31 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 22:43:53 -0000 (UTC), Tara <tsm@fastmail.ca>
    wrote:

    Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 8/29/2025 12:39 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 12:25:30 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/29/2025 11:22 AM, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 29, 2025 at 11:15:47?AM EDT, "Ned Ludd" <nedludd@ix.netcom.com> wrote:


    Join ICE. (They're giving a bonus of 50 grand!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM

    (Great song, btw, with very good lyrics.)


    Yeah :)


    Ned


    Apparently, there are age restrictions to join ICE. You have to be older >>>> than eighteen but younger than eighty.

    It would probably be a good thing to graduate from a community college >>>> program such as Police Science, so you can become a cadet and get hired. >>>>
    The god thing about hiring on now is you'd probably get lots of
    overtime. Also, as an ICE agent you may get a location-dependent pay
    increase. Beyond salary, ICE agents receive benefits such as health
    insurance, tuition reimbursement, and retirement plans.

    The only drawback would be dealing with the uproar of you conscience,
    if you have one, as you treat other humans cruelly, with no respect or
    decency.

    Shut up with your blabber about laws, because that is what your
    conscience, if you have one, would be telling you.

    Maybe the Canadian Royal Mounted Police handle all the ICE details up
    there. Apparently, thousands of people were deported from Canada in
    2023. It all depends on your bias if you think it's cruel.


    Deportations were for asylum seekers whose claims of persecution were
    proved to be false.

    Still it need not be brutal.
    --
    Noah Sombrero mustachioed villain
    Don't get political with me young man
    or I'll tie you to a railroad track and
    <<<talk>>> to <<<YOOooooo>>>
    Who dares to talk to El Sombrero?
    dares: Ned
    does not dare: Julian shrinks in horror and warns others away

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  • From Noah Sombrero@fedora@fea.st to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Fri Aug 29 19:15:51 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 16:06:01 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/29/2025 3:43 PM, Tara wrote:
    Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 8/29/2025 12:39 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 12:25:30 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>
    On 8/29/2025 11:22 AM, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 29, 2025 at 11:15:47?AM EDT, "Ned Ludd" <nedludd@ix.netcom.com> wrote:


    Join ICE. (They're giving a bonus of 50 grand!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM

    (Great song, btw, with very good lyrics.)


    Yeah :)


    Ned


    Apparently, there are age restrictions to join ICE. You have to be older >>>>> than eighteen but younger than eighty.

    It would probably be a good thing to graduate from a community college >>>>> program such as Police Science, so you can become a cadet and get hired. >>>>>
    The god thing about hiring on now is you'd probably get lots of
    overtime. Also, as an ICE agent you may get a location-dependent pay >>>>> increase. Beyond salary, ICE agents receive benefits such as health
    insurance, tuition reimbursement, and retirement plans.

    The only drawback would be dealing with the uproar of you conscience,
    if you have one, as you treat other humans cruelly, with no respect or >>>> decency.

    Shut up with your blabber about laws, because that is what your
    conscience, if you have one, would be telling you.

    Maybe the Canadian Royal Mounted Police handle all the ICE details up
    there. Apparently, thousands of people were deported from Canada in
    2023. It all depends on your bias if you think it's cruel.


    Deportations were for asylum seekers whose claims of persecution were
    proved to be false.

    There's really not a nice way to say: "Get out of here we don't want you
    no way go back to where you came from go to the back of the line."

    Unless you have no intent to say that.

    Why can't we just have open borders and be free to go where we want to?

    As a matter of fact. Sounds about right to me. Let people live where
    they want to. That does not mean that the locals will be nice. That
    is for the locals to decide and the immigrants to decide what to do
    about that. Like it was for the irish, italians., puerto ricans, etc.

    "If dogs run free, why can't we? - Bob

    Actually they can't any more. Too many dogs pooping and not enough
    yards to hold it all. If immigrants started pooping in my yard I
    would be a lot less sympathetic.
    --
    Noah Sombrero mustachioed villain
    Don't get political with me young man
    or I'll tie you to a railroad track and
    <<<talk>>> to <<<YOOooooo>>>
    Who dares to talk to El Sombrero?
    dares: Ned
    does not dare: Julian shrinks in horror and warns others away

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  • From Wilson@absfg_wilson@yahoo.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Sun Aug 31 05:24:35 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    Tara <tsm@fastmail.ca> wrote:
    Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 8/29/2025 12:39 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 12:25:30 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/29/2025 11:22 AM, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 29, 2025 at 11:15:47?AM EDT, "Ned Ludd" <nedludd@ix.netcom.com> wrote:


    Join ICE. (They're giving a bonus of 50 grand!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM

    (Great song, btw, with very good lyrics.)


    Yeah :)


    Ned


    Apparently, there are age restrictions to join ICE. You have to be older >>>> than eighteen but younger than eighty.

    It would probably be a good thing to graduate from a community college >>>> program such as Police Science, so you can become a cadet and get hired. >>>>
    The god thing about hiring on now is you'd probably get lots of
    overtime. Also, as an ICE agent you may get a location-dependent pay
    increase. Beyond salary, ICE agents receive benefits such as health
    insurance, tuition reimbursement, and retirement plans.

    The only drawback would be dealing with the uproar of you conscience,
    if you have one, as you treat other humans cruelly, with no respect or
    decency.

    Shut up with your blabber about laws, because that is what your
    conscience, if you have one, would be telling you.

    Maybe the Canadian Royal Mounted Police handle all the ICE details up
    there. Apparently, thousands of people were deported from Canada in
    2023. It all depends on your bias if you think it's cruel.


    Deportations were for asylum seekers whose claims of persecution were
    proved to be false.


    When that happens in the US a district federal judge will rule they canrCOt
    be deported because Trump is a big meany.


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  • From Noah Sombrero@fedora@fea.st to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Sun Aug 31 08:35:49 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On Sun, 31 Aug 2025 05:24:35 -0000 (UTC), Wilson
    <absfg_wilson@yahoo.com> wrote:

    Tara <tsm@fastmail.ca> wrote:
    Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 8/29/2025 12:39 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 12:25:30 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>
    On 8/29/2025 11:22 AM, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 29, 2025 at 11:15:47?AM EDT, "Ned Ludd" <nedludd@ix.netcom.com> wrote:


    Join ICE. (They're giving a bonus of 50 grand!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM

    (Great song, btw, with very good lyrics.)


    Yeah :)


    Ned


    Apparently, there are age restrictions to join ICE. You have to be older >>>>> than eighteen but younger than eighty.

    It would probably be a good thing to graduate from a community college >>>>> program such as Police Science, so you can become a cadet and get hired. >>>>>
    The god thing about hiring on now is you'd probably get lots of
    overtime. Also, as an ICE agent you may get a location-dependent pay >>>>> increase. Beyond salary, ICE agents receive benefits such as health
    insurance, tuition reimbursement, and retirement plans.

    The only drawback would be dealing with the uproar of you conscience,
    if you have one, as you treat other humans cruelly, with no respect or >>>> decency.

    Shut up with your blabber about laws, because that is what your
    conscience, if you have one, would be telling you.

    Maybe the Canadian Royal Mounted Police handle all the ICE details up
    there. Apparently, thousands of people were deported from Canada in
    2023. It all depends on your bias if you think it's cruel.


    Deportations were for asylum seekers whose claims of persecution were
    proved to be false.


    When that happens in the US a district federal judge will rule they canAt
    be deported because Trump is a big meany.

    Don's sulk. You have gotten what you want often enough.
    --
    Noah Sombrero mustachioed villain
    Don't get political with me young man
    or I'll tie you to a railroad track and
    <<<talk>>> to <<<YOOooooo>>>
    Who dares to talk to El Sombrero?
    dares: Ned
    does not dare: Julian shrinks in horror and warns others away

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  • From Dude@punditster@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Sun Aug 31 11:04:53 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On 8/29/2025 4:10 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 22:43:53 -0000 (UTC), Tara <tsm@fastmail.ca>
    wrote:

    Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 8/29/2025 12:39 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 12:25:30 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>
    On 8/29/2025 11:22 AM, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 29, 2025 at 11:15:47?AM EDT, "Ned Ludd" <nedludd@ix.netcom.com> wrote:


    Join ICE. (They're giving a bonus of 50 grand!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM

    (Great song, btw, with very good lyrics.)


    Yeah :)


    Ned


    Apparently, there are age restrictions to join ICE. You have to be older >>>>> than eighteen but younger than eighty.

    It would probably be a good thing to graduate from a community college >>>>> program such as Police Science, so you can become a cadet and get hired. >>>>>
    The god thing about hiring on now is you'd probably get lots of
    overtime. Also, as an ICE agent you may get a location-dependent pay >>>>> increase. Beyond salary, ICE agents receive benefits such as health
    insurance, tuition reimbursement, and retirement plans.

    The only drawback would be dealing with the uproar of you conscience,
    if you have one, as you treat other humans cruelly, with no respect or >>>> decency.

    Shut up with your blabber about laws, because that is what your
    conscience, if you have one, would be telling you.

    Maybe the Canadian Royal Mounted Police handle all the ICE details up
    there. Apparently, thousands of people were deported from Canada in
    2023. It all depends on your bias if you think it's cruel.


    Deportations were for asylum seekers whose claims of persecution were
    proved to be false.

    Still it need not be brutal.
    .
    Compared to hunting down asylum seeking women and children by mounted
    police?
    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Dude@punditster@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Sun Aug 31 11:19:30 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On 8/29/2025 4:15 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 16:06:01 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/29/2025 3:43 PM, Tara wrote:
    Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 8/29/2025 12:39 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 12:25:30 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>
    On 8/29/2025 11:22 AM, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 29, 2025 at 11:15:47?AM EDT, "Ned Ludd" <nedludd@ix.netcom.com> wrote:


    Join ICE. (They're giving a bonus of 50 grand!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM

    (Great song, btw, with very good lyrics.)


    Yeah :)


    Ned


    Apparently, there are age restrictions to join ICE. You have to be older >>>>>> than eighteen but younger than eighty.

    It would probably be a good thing to graduate from a community college >>>>>> program such as Police Science, so you can become a cadet and get hired. >>>>>>
    The god thing about hiring on now is you'd probably get lots of
    overtime. Also, as an ICE agent you may get a location-dependent pay >>>>>> increase. Beyond salary, ICE agents receive benefits such as health >>>>>> insurance, tuition reimbursement, and retirement plans.

    The only drawback would be dealing with the uproar of you conscience, >>>>> if you have one, as you treat other humans cruelly, with no respect or >>>>> decency.

    Shut up with your blabber about laws, because that is what your
    conscience, if you have one, would be telling you.

    Maybe the Canadian Royal Mounted Police handle all the ICE details up
    there. Apparently, thousands of people were deported from Canada in
    2023. It all depends on your bias if you think it's cruel.


    Deportations were for asylum seekers whose claims of persecution were
    proved to be false.

    There's really not a nice way to say: "Get out of here we don't want you
    no way go back to where you came from go to the back of the line."

    Unless you have no intent to say that.

    You are not even making any sense today. It was an allegory.
    Why can't we just have open borders and be free to go where we want to?

    As a matter of fact. Sounds about right to me. Let people live where
    they want to. That does not mean that the locals will be nice. That
    is for the locals to decide and the immigrants to decide what to do
    about that. Like it was for the irish, italians., puerto ricans, etc.

    No country on the planet has open borders. Are you on something?

    "If dogs run free, why can't we? - Bob

    Actually they can't any more. Too many dogs pooping and not enough
    yards to hold it all.

    Oh, it's a word game. Do you know what an allegory is?

    Does it make any sense that a dog can't poop in his own yard?
    If immigrants started pooping in my yard I would be a lot less
    sympathetic.

    Asylum seekers in Canada are not dogs. You must be onto something today.

    Where exactly, do you suppose a homeless family with children seeking
    asylum because of poverty back home, alone on the streets in your
    neighborhood would go to poop, if not in your back yard which is already
    full of your dog's poop?

    See how that works? A word game. Face it. There's no nice way to say no,
    to a refugee, you can't poop in my back yard.
    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Noah Sombrero@fedora@fea.st to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Sun Aug 31 14:28:45 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On Sun, 31 Aug 2025 11:19:30 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/29/2025 4:15 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 16:06:01 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/29/2025 3:43 PM, Tara wrote:
    Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 8/29/2025 12:39 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 12:25:30 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>
    On 8/29/2025 11:22 AM, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 29, 2025 at 11:15:47?AM EDT, "Ned Ludd" <nedludd@ix.netcom.com> wrote:


    Join ICE. (They're giving a bonus of 50 grand!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM

    (Great song, btw, with very good lyrics.)


    Yeah :)


    Ned


    Apparently, there are age restrictions to join ICE. You have to be older
    than eighteen but younger than eighty.

    It would probably be a good thing to graduate from a community college >>>>>>> program such as Police Science, so you can become a cadet and get hired.

    The god thing about hiring on now is you'd probably get lots of
    overtime. Also, as an ICE agent you may get a location-dependent pay >>>>>>> increase. Beyond salary, ICE agents receive benefits such as health >>>>>>> insurance, tuition reimbursement, and retirement plans.

    The only drawback would be dealing with the uproar of you conscience, >>>>>> if you have one, as you treat other humans cruelly, with no respect or >>>>>> decency.

    Shut up with your blabber about laws, because that is what your
    conscience, if you have one, would be telling you.

    Maybe the Canadian Royal Mounted Police handle all the ICE details up >>>>> there. Apparently, thousands of people were deported from Canada in
    2023. It all depends on your bias if you think it's cruel.


    Deportations were for asylum seekers whose claims of persecution were
    proved to be false.

    There's really not a nice way to say: "Get out of here we don't want you >>> no way go back to where you came from go to the back of the line."

    Unless you have no intent to say that.

    You are not even making any sense today. It was an allegory.

    An allegory that was meant to express an idea, which I reject.

    Why can't we just have open borders and be free to go where we want to?

    As a matter of fact. Sounds about right to me. Let people live where
    they want to. That does not mean that the locals will be nice. That
    is for the locals to decide and the immigrants to decide what to do
    about that. Like it was for the irish, italians., puerto ricans, etc.

    No country on the planet has open borders. Are you on something?

    Hmm, it was your idea. Was I not supposed to agree?

    "If dogs run free, why can't we? - Bob

    Actually they can't any more. Too many dogs pooping and not enough
    yards to hold it all.

    Oh, it's a word game. Do you know what an allegory is?

    I know that allegories have reasons, otherwise, they are not used.


    Does it make any sense that a dog can't poop in his own yard?
    If immigrants started pooping in my yard I would be a lot less
    sympathetic.

    Asylum seekers in Canada are not dogs. You must be onto something today.

    Where exactly, do you suppose a homeless family with children seeking
    asylum because of poverty back home, alone on the streets in your >neighborhood would go to poop, if not in your back yard which is already >full of your dog's poop?

    See how that works? A word game. Face it. There's no nice way to say no,
    to a refugee, you can't poop in my back yard.

    When you start messing with people's lives it ceases to be a game. Of
    course you have no power to do anything but present pernicious ideas
    which is still not a game.
    --
    Noah Sombrero mustachioed villain
    Don't get political with me young man
    or I'll tie you to a railroad track and
    <<<talk>>> to <<<YOOooooo>>>
    Who dares to talk to El Sombrero?
    dares: Ned
    does not dare: Julian shrinks in horror and warns others away

    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Noah Sombrero@fedora@fea.st to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Sun Aug 31 14:29:21 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On Sun, 31 Aug 2025 11:04:53 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/29/2025 4:10 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 22:43:53 -0000 (UTC), Tara <tsm@fastmail.ca>
    wrote:

    Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 8/29/2025 12:39 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 12:25:30 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>
    On 8/29/2025 11:22 AM, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 29, 2025 at 11:15:47?AM EDT, "Ned Ludd" <nedludd@ix.netcom.com> wrote:


    Join ICE. (They're giving a bonus of 50 grand!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM

    (Great song, btw, with very good lyrics.)


    Yeah :)


    Ned


    Apparently, there are age restrictions to join ICE. You have to be older >>>>>> than eighteen but younger than eighty.

    It would probably be a good thing to graduate from a community college >>>>>> program such as Police Science, so you can become a cadet and get hired. >>>>>>
    The god thing about hiring on now is you'd probably get lots of
    overtime. Also, as an ICE agent you may get a location-dependent pay >>>>>> increase. Beyond salary, ICE agents receive benefits such as health >>>>>> insurance, tuition reimbursement, and retirement plans.

    The only drawback would be dealing with the uproar of you conscience, >>>>> if you have one, as you treat other humans cruelly, with no respect or >>>>> decency.

    Shut up with your blabber about laws, because that is what your
    conscience, if you have one, would be telling you.

    Maybe the Canadian Royal Mounted Police handle all the ICE details up
    there. Apparently, thousands of people were deported from Canada in
    2023. It all depends on your bias if you think it's cruel.


    Deportations were for asylum seekers whose claims of persecution were
    proved to be false.

    Still it need not be brutal.
    .
    Compared to hunting down asylum seeking women and children by mounted >police?

    You have been reading your pretend news again.
    --
    Noah Sombrero mustachioed villain
    Don't get political with me young man
    or I'll tie you to a railroad track and
    <<<talk>>> to <<<YOOooooo>>>
    Who dares to talk to El Sombrero?
    dares: Ned
    does not dare: Julian shrinks in horror and warns others away

    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Dude@punditster@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Sun Aug 31 12:10:56 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On 8/31/2025 11:29 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Sun, 31 Aug 2025 11:04:53 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/29/2025 4:10 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 22:43:53 -0000 (UTC), Tara <tsm@fastmail.ca>
    wrote:

    Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 8/29/2025 12:39 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 12:25:30 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>
    On 8/29/2025 11:22 AM, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 29, 2025 at 11:15:47?AM EDT, "Ned Ludd" <nedludd@ix.netcom.com> wrote:


    Join ICE. (They're giving a bonus of 50 grand!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM

    (Great song, btw, with very good lyrics.)


    Yeah :)


    Ned


    Apparently, there are age restrictions to join ICE. You have to be older
    than eighteen but younger than eighty.

    It would probably be a good thing to graduate from a community college >>>>>>> program such as Police Science, so you can become a cadet and get hired.

    The god thing about hiring on now is you'd probably get lots of
    overtime. Also, as an ICE agent you may get a location-dependent pay >>>>>>> increase. Beyond salary, ICE agents receive benefits such as health >>>>>>> insurance, tuition reimbursement, and retirement plans.

    The only drawback would be dealing with the uproar of you conscience, >>>>>> if you have one, as you treat other humans cruelly, with no respect or >>>>>> decency.

    Shut up with your blabber about laws, because that is what your
    conscience, if you have one, would be telling you.

    Maybe the Canadian Royal Mounted Police handle all the ICE details up >>>>> there. Apparently, thousands of people were deported from Canada in
    2023. It all depends on your bias if you think it's cruel.


    Deportations were for asylum seekers whose claims of persecution were
    proved to be false.

    Still it need not be brutal.
    .
    Compared to hunting down asylum seeking women and children by mounted
    police?

    You have been reading your pretend news again.

    How else would a Royal Canadian Mounted Police arrest a fleeing vagrant?
    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Noah Sombrero@fedora@fea.st to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Sun Aug 31 15:17:06 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On Sun, 31 Aug 2025 12:10:56 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/31/2025 11:29 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Sun, 31 Aug 2025 11:04:53 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/29/2025 4:10 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 22:43:53 -0000 (UTC), Tara <tsm@fastmail.ca>
    wrote:

    Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 8/29/2025 12:39 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 12:25:30 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>
    On 8/29/2025 11:22 AM, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 29, 2025 at 11:15:47?AM EDT, "Ned Ludd" <nedludd@ix.netcom.com> wrote:


    Join ICE. (They're giving a bonus of 50 grand!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM

    (Great song, btw, with very good lyrics.)


    Yeah :)


    Ned


    Apparently, there are age restrictions to join ICE. You have to be older
    than eighteen but younger than eighty.

    It would probably be a good thing to graduate from a community college >>>>>>>> program such as Police Science, so you can become a cadet and get hired.

    The god thing about hiring on now is you'd probably get lots of >>>>>>>> overtime. Also, as an ICE agent you may get a location-dependent pay >>>>>>>> increase. Beyond salary, ICE agents receive benefits such as health >>>>>>>> insurance, tuition reimbursement, and retirement plans.

    The only drawback would be dealing with the uproar of you conscience, >>>>>>> if you have one, as you treat other humans cruelly, with no respect or >>>>>>> decency.

    Shut up with your blabber about laws, because that is what your
    conscience, if you have one, would be telling you.

    Maybe the Canadian Royal Mounted Police handle all the ICE details up >>>>>> there. Apparently, thousands of people were deported from Canada in >>>>>> 2023. It all depends on your bias if you think it's cruel.


    Deportations were for asylum seekers whose claims of persecution were >>>>> proved to be false.

    Still it need not be brutal.
    .
    Compared to hunting down asylum seeking women and children by mounted
    police?

    You have been reading your pretend news again.

    How else would a Royal Canadian Mounted Police arrest a fleeing vagrant?

    Vagrant being a homeless person. A bum. A hobo. But we don't use
    those words anymore. Homeless its. I would not expect the RCMP to
    pursue any such person. They being essentially harmless unfortunate
    poor people. That is what I think of them. I expect you think
    something else.

    I have been enjoined to let you know that candaians do not spell it
    out like that. RCMP is sufficient. Even though people from Los
    Angeles do not say LA. You probably don't care, but canadians care.
    --
    Noah Sombrero mustachioed villain
    Don't get political with me young man
    or I'll tie you to a railroad track and
    <<<talk>>> to <<<YOOooooo>>>
    Who dares to talk to El Sombrero?
    dares: Ned
    does not dare: Julian shrinks in horror and warns others away

    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Tara@tsm@fastmail.ca to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Sun Aug 31 19:38:56 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    Noah Sombrero <fedora@fea.st> wrote:
    On Sun, 31 Aug 2025 12:10:56 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/31/2025 11:29 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Sun, 31 Aug 2025 11:04:53 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/29/2025 4:10 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 22:43:53 -0000 (UTC), Tara <tsm@fastmail.ca>
    wrote:

    Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 8/29/2025 12:39 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 12:25:30 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>
    On 8/29/2025 11:22 AM, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 29, 2025 at 11:15:47?AM EDT, "Ned Ludd" <nedludd@ix.netcom.com> wrote:


    Join ICE. (They're giving a bonus of 50 grand!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM

    (Great song, btw, with very good lyrics.)


    Yeah :)


    Ned


    Apparently, there are age restrictions to join ICE. You have to be older
    than eighteen but younger than eighty.

    It would probably be a good thing to graduate from a community college
    program such as Police Science, so you can become a cadet and get hired.

    The god thing about hiring on now is you'd probably get lots of >>>>>>>>> overtime. Also, as an ICE agent you may get a location-dependent pay >>>>>>>>> increase. Beyond salary, ICE agents receive benefits such as health >>>>>>>>> insurance, tuition reimbursement, and retirement plans.

    The only drawback would be dealing with the uproar of you conscience, >>>>>>>> if you have one, as you treat other humans cruelly, with no respect or >>>>>>>> decency.

    Shut up with your blabber about laws, because that is what your >>>>>>>> conscience, if you have one, would be telling you.

    Maybe the Canadian Royal Mounted Police handle all the ICE details up >>>>>>> there. Apparently, thousands of people were deported from Canada in >>>>>>> 2023. It all depends on your bias if you think it's cruel.


    Deportations were for asylum seekers whose claims of persecution were >>>>>> proved to be false.

    Still it need not be brutal.
    .
    Compared to hunting down asylum seeking women and children by mounted
    police?

    You have been reading your pretend news again.

    How else would a Royal Canadian Mounted Police arrest a fleeing vagrant?

    Vagrant being a homeless person. A bum. A hobo. But we don't use
    those words anymore. Homeless its. I would not expect the RCMP to
    pursue any such person. They being essentially harmless unfortunate
    poor people. That is what I think of them. I expect you think
    something else.

    I have been enjoined to let you know that candaians do not spell it
    out like that. RCMP is sufficient. Even though people from Los
    Angeles do not say LA. You probably don't care, but canadians care.

    Or rCLThe MountiesrCY. Singular: A Mountie. There are many other divisions in the RCMP. Those who find and arrest drug traffickers are called Narks.
    Since you guys are doing so much talking about them I thought I would help
    you sound less like a foreigner - -happy to help.

    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Dude@punditster@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Sun Aug 31 13:18:43 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On 8/31/2025 12:17 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Sun, 31 Aug 2025 12:10:56 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/31/2025 11:29 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Sun, 31 Aug 2025 11:04:53 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/29/2025 4:10 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 22:43:53 -0000 (UTC), Tara <tsm@fastmail.ca>
    wrote:

    Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 8/29/2025 12:39 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 12:25:30 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>
    On 8/29/2025 11:22 AM, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 29, 2025 at 11:15:47?AM EDT, "Ned Ludd" <nedludd@ix.netcom.com> wrote:


    Join ICE. (They're giving a bonus of 50 grand!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM

    (Great song, btw, with very good lyrics.)


    Yeah :)


    Ned


    Apparently, there are age restrictions to join ICE. You have to be older
    than eighteen but younger than eighty.

    It would probably be a good thing to graduate from a community college
    program such as Police Science, so you can become a cadet and get hired.

    The god thing about hiring on now is you'd probably get lots of >>>>>>>>> overtime. Also, as an ICE agent you may get a location-dependent pay >>>>>>>>> increase. Beyond salary, ICE agents receive benefits such as health >>>>>>>>> insurance, tuition reimbursement, and retirement plans.

    The only drawback would be dealing with the uproar of you conscience, >>>>>>>> if you have one, as you treat other humans cruelly, with no respect or >>>>>>>> decency.

    Shut up with your blabber about laws, because that is what your >>>>>>>> conscience, if you have one, would be telling you.

    Maybe the Canadian Royal Mounted Police handle all the ICE details up >>>>>>> there. Apparently, thousands of people were deported from Canada in >>>>>>> 2023. It all depends on your bias if you think it's cruel.


    Deportations were for asylum seekers whose claims of persecution were >>>>>> proved to be false.

    Still it need not be brutal.
    .
    Compared to hunting down asylum seeking women and children by mounted
    police?

    You have been reading your pretend news again.

    How else would a Royal Canadian Mounted Police arrest a fleeing vagrant?

    Vagrant being a homeless person. A bum. A hobo. But we don't use
    those words anymore. Homeless its. I would not expect the RCMP to
    pursue any such person. They being essentially harmless unfortunate
    poor people. That is what I think of them. I expect you think
    something else.

    I have been enjoined to let you know that candaians do not spell it
    out like that. RCMP is sufficient. Even though people from Los
    Angeles do not say LA. You probably don't care, but canadians care.

    I see how you used caps on Los Angeles, you sneaky writer! Busted!

    You just don't get the point. It's an allegory.

    Someone, somehow, sometime, whether on foot, in cars, vans, bicycle or
    on horseback, have to chase down, arrest and deport some asylum seekers.

    The US Border Patrol use horses all the time to round up harmless
    unfortunate poor people.
    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Noah Sombrero@fedora@fea.st to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Sun Aug 31 16:26:50 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On Sun, 31 Aug 2025 13:18:43 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/31/2025 12:17 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Sun, 31 Aug 2025 12:10:56 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/31/2025 11:29 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Sun, 31 Aug 2025 11:04:53 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>
    On 8/29/2025 4:10 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 22:43:53 -0000 (UTC), Tara <tsm@fastmail.ca>
    wrote:

    Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 8/29/2025 12:39 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 12:25:30 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/29/2025 11:22 AM, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 29, 2025 at 11:15:47?AM EDT, "Ned Ludd" <nedludd@ix.netcom.com> wrote:


    Join ICE. (They're giving a bonus of 50 grand!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM

    (Great song, btw, with very good lyrics.)


    Yeah :)


    Ned


    Apparently, there are age restrictions to join ICE. You have to be older
    than eighteen but younger than eighty.

    It would probably be a good thing to graduate from a community college
    program such as Police Science, so you can become a cadet and get hired.

    The god thing about hiring on now is you'd probably get lots of >>>>>>>>>> overtime. Also, as an ICE agent you may get a location-dependent pay >>>>>>>>>> increase. Beyond salary, ICE agents receive benefits such as health >>>>>>>>>> insurance, tuition reimbursement, and retirement plans.

    The only drawback would be dealing with the uproar of you conscience, >>>>>>>>> if you have one, as you treat other humans cruelly, with no respect or
    decency.

    Shut up with your blabber about laws, because that is what your >>>>>>>>> conscience, if you have one, would be telling you.

    Maybe the Canadian Royal Mounted Police handle all the ICE details up >>>>>>>> there. Apparently, thousands of people were deported from Canada in >>>>>>>> 2023. It all depends on your bias if you think it's cruel.


    Deportations were for asylum seekers whose claims of persecution were >>>>>>> proved to be false.

    Still it need not be brutal.
    .
    Compared to hunting down asylum seeking women and children by mounted >>>>> police?

    You have been reading your pretend news again.

    How else would a Royal Canadian Mounted Police arrest a fleeing vagrant?

    Vagrant being a homeless person. A bum. A hobo. But we don't use
    those words anymore. Homeless its. I would not expect the RCMP to
    pursue any such person. They being essentially harmless unfortunate
    poor people. That is what I think of them. I expect you think
    something else.

    I have been enjoined to let you know that candaians do not spell it
    out like that. RCMP is sufficient. Even though people from Los
    Angeles do not say LA. You probably don't care, but canadians care.

    I see how you used caps on Los Angeles, you sneaky writer! Busted!

    You just don't get the point. It's an allegory.

    You cannot hide your intent behind that.

    Someone, somehow, sometime, whether on foot, in cars, vans, bicycle or
    on horseback, have to chase down, arrest and deport some asylum seekers.

    The US Border Patrol use horses all the time to round up harmless >unfortunate poor people.

    I have no doubt they do that in the us. The RCMP in canada do not
    round up harmless unfortuanate poor people. If they are harmless
    leave them alone.
    --
    Noah Sombrero mustachioed villain
    Don't get political with me young man
    or I'll tie you to a railroad track and
    <<<talk>>> to <<<YOOooooo>>>
    Who dares to talk to El Sombrero?
    dares: Ned
    does not dare: Julian shrinks in horror and warns others away

    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Dude@punditster@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Sun Aug 31 13:28:56 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On 8/31/2025 11:28 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Sun, 31 Aug 2025 11:19:30 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/29/2025 4:15 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 16:06:01 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/29/2025 3:43 PM, Tara wrote:
    Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 8/29/2025 12:39 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 12:25:30 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>
    On 8/29/2025 11:22 AM, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 29, 2025 at 11:15:47?AM EDT, "Ned Ludd" <nedludd@ix.netcom.com> wrote:


    Join ICE. (They're giving a bonus of 50 grand!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM

    (Great song, btw, with very good lyrics.)


    Yeah :)


    Ned


    Apparently, there are age restrictions to join ICE. You have to be older
    than eighteen but younger than eighty.

    It would probably be a good thing to graduate from a community college >>>>>>>> program such as Police Science, so you can become a cadet and get hired.

    The god thing about hiring on now is you'd probably get lots of >>>>>>>> overtime. Also, as an ICE agent you may get a location-dependent pay >>>>>>>> increase. Beyond salary, ICE agents receive benefits such as health >>>>>>>> insurance, tuition reimbursement, and retirement plans.

    The only drawback would be dealing with the uproar of you conscience, >>>>>>> if you have one, as you treat other humans cruelly, with no respect or >>>>>>> decency.

    Shut up with your blabber about laws, because that is what your
    conscience, if you have one, would be telling you.

    Maybe the Canadian Royal Mounted Police handle all the ICE details up >>>>>> there. Apparently, thousands of people were deported from Canada in >>>>>> 2023. It all depends on your bias if you think it's cruel.


    Deportations were for asylum seekers whose claims of persecution were >>>>> proved to be false.

    There's really not a nice way to say: "Get out of here we don't want you >>>> no way go back to where you came from go to the back of the line."

    Unless you have no intent to say that.

    You are not even making any sense today. It was an allegory.

    An allegory that was meant to express an idea, which I reject.

    Why can't we just have open borders and be free to go where we want to? >>>
    As a matter of fact. Sounds about right to me. Let people live where
    they want to. That does not mean that the locals will be nice. That
    is for the locals to decide and the immigrants to decide what to do
    about that. Like it was for the irish, italians., puerto ricans, etc.

    No country on the planet has open borders. Are you on something?

    Hmm, it was your idea. Was I not supposed to agree?

    "If dogs run free, why can't we? - Bob

    Actually they can't any more. Too many dogs pooping and not enough
    yards to hold it all.

    Oh, it's a word game. Do you know what an allegory is?

    I know that allegories have reasons, otherwise, they are not used.


    Does it make any sense that a dog can't poop in his own yard?
    If immigrants started pooping in my yard I would be a lot less
    sympathetic.

    Asylum seekers in Canada are not dogs. You must be onto something today.

    Where exactly, do you suppose a homeless family with children seeking
    asylum because of poverty back home, alone on the streets in your
    neighborhood would go to poop, if not in your back yard which is already
    full of your dog's poop?

    See how that works? A word game. Face it. There's no nice way to say no,
    to a refugee, you can't poop in my back yard.

    When you start messing with people's lives it ceases to be a game. Of
    course you have no power to do anything but present pernicious ideas
    which is still not a game.

    There's always giving to charitable organizations so they can help the
    poor people in need and the homeless. Private organizations and the
    government in the US give billions every year to help poor people.

    In 2024, U.S. charitable giving totaled approximately $592.50 billion, a
    6.3% increase from 2023. While individual giving accounts for the
    largest share, giving from foundations, bequests, and corporations also contributed significantly to the total.

    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Noah Sombrero@fedora@fea.st to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Sun Aug 31 16:59:09 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On Sun, 31 Aug 2025 13:28:56 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/31/2025 11:28 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Sun, 31 Aug 2025 11:19:30 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/29/2025 4:15 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 16:06:01 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>
    On 8/29/2025 3:43 PM, Tara wrote:
    Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 8/29/2025 12:39 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 12:25:30 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>
    On 8/29/2025 11:22 AM, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 29, 2025 at 11:15:47?AM EDT, "Ned Ludd" <nedludd@ix.netcom.com> wrote:


    Join ICE. (They're giving a bonus of 50 grand!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM

    (Great song, btw, with very good lyrics.)


    Yeah :)


    Ned


    Apparently, there are age restrictions to join ICE. You have to be older
    than eighteen but younger than eighty.

    It would probably be a good thing to graduate from a community college
    program such as Police Science, so you can become a cadet and get hired.

    The god thing about hiring on now is you'd probably get lots of >>>>>>>>> overtime. Also, as an ICE agent you may get a location-dependent pay >>>>>>>>> increase. Beyond salary, ICE agents receive benefits such as health >>>>>>>>> insurance, tuition reimbursement, and retirement plans.

    The only drawback would be dealing with the uproar of you conscience, >>>>>>>> if you have one, as you treat other humans cruelly, with no respect or >>>>>>>> decency.

    Shut up with your blabber about laws, because that is what your >>>>>>>> conscience, if you have one, would be telling you.

    Maybe the Canadian Royal Mounted Police handle all the ICE details up >>>>>>> there. Apparently, thousands of people were deported from Canada in >>>>>>> 2023. It all depends on your bias if you think it's cruel.


    Deportations were for asylum seekers whose claims of persecution were >>>>>> proved to be false.

    There's really not a nice way to say: "Get out of here we don't want you >>>>> no way go back to where you came from go to the back of the line."

    Unless you have no intent to say that.

    You are not even making any sense today. It was an allegory.

    An allegory that was meant to express an idea, which I reject.

    Why can't we just have open borders and be free to go where we want to? >>>>
    As a matter of fact. Sounds about right to me. Let people live where >>>> they want to. That does not mean that the locals will be nice. That
    is for the locals to decide and the immigrants to decide what to do
    about that. Like it was for the irish, italians., puerto ricans, etc. >>>>
    No country on the planet has open borders. Are you on something?

    Hmm, it was your idea. Was I not supposed to agree?

    "If dogs run free, why can't we? - Bob

    Actually they can't any more. Too many dogs pooping and not enough
    yards to hold it all.

    Oh, it's a word game. Do you know what an allegory is?

    I know that allegories have reasons, otherwise, they are not used.


    Does it make any sense that a dog can't poop in his own yard?
    If immigrants started pooping in my yard I would be a lot less
    sympathetic.

    Asylum seekers in Canada are not dogs. You must be onto something today. >>>
    Where exactly, do you suppose a homeless family with children seeking
    asylum because of poverty back home, alone on the streets in your
    neighborhood would go to poop, if not in your back yard which is already >>> full of your dog's poop?

    See how that works? A word game. Face it. There's no nice way to say no, >>> to a refugee, you can't poop in my back yard.

    When you start messing with people's lives it ceases to be a game. Of
    course you have no power to do anything but present pernicious ideas
    which is still not a game.

    There's always giving to charitable organizations so they can help the
    poor people in need and the homeless. Private organizations and the >government in the US give billions every year to help poor people.

    I'm sure you know that every effort is made in the us for the
    government to not help poor people. I'm sure some slips through the
    cracks, can't be helped.

    In 2024, U.S. charitable giving totaled approximately $592.50 billion, a >6.3% increase from 2023. While individual giving accounts for the
    largest share, giving from foundations, bequests, and corporations also >contributed significantly to the total.
    --
    Noah Sombrero mustachioed villain
    Don't get political with me young man
    or I'll tie you to a railroad track and
    <<<talk>>> to <<<YOOooooo>>>
    Who dares to talk to El Sombrero?
    dares: Ned
    does not dare: Julian shrinks in horror and warns others away

    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Dude@punditster@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Sun Aug 31 14:08:40 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On 8/31/2025 1:26 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Sun, 31 Aug 2025 13:18:43 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/31/2025 12:17 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Sun, 31 Aug 2025 12:10:56 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/31/2025 11:29 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Sun, 31 Aug 2025 11:04:53 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>
    On 8/29/2025 4:10 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 22:43:53 -0000 (UTC), Tara <tsm@fastmail.ca> >>>>>>> wrote:

    Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 8/29/2025 12:39 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 12:25:30 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/29/2025 11:22 AM, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 29, 2025 at 11:15:47?AM EDT, "Ned Ludd" <nedludd@ix.netcom.com> wrote:


    Join ICE. (They're giving a bonus of 50 grand!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM

    (Great song, btw, with very good lyrics.)


    Yeah :)


    Ned


    Apparently, there are age restrictions to join ICE. You have to be older
    than eighteen but younger than eighty.

    It would probably be a good thing to graduate from a community college
    program such as Police Science, so you can become a cadet and get hired.

    The god thing about hiring on now is you'd probably get lots of >>>>>>>>>>> overtime. Also, as an ICE agent you may get a location-dependent pay
    increase. Beyond salary, ICE agents receive benefits such as health >>>>>>>>>>> insurance, tuition reimbursement, and retirement plans.

    The only drawback would be dealing with the uproar of you conscience,
    if you have one, as you treat other humans cruelly, with no respect or
    decency.

    Shut up with your blabber about laws, because that is what your >>>>>>>>>> conscience, if you have one, would be telling you.

    Maybe the Canadian Royal Mounted Police handle all the ICE details up >>>>>>>>> there. Apparently, thousands of people were deported from Canada in >>>>>>>>> 2023. It all depends on your bias if you think it's cruel.


    Deportations were for asylum seekers whose claims of persecution were >>>>>>>> proved to be false.

    Still it need not be brutal.
    .
    Compared to hunting down asylum seeking women and children by mounted >>>>>> police?

    You have been reading your pretend news again.

    How else would a Royal Canadian Mounted Police arrest a fleeing vagrant? >>>
    Vagrant being a homeless person. A bum. A hobo. But we don't use
    those words anymore. Homeless its. I would not expect the RCMP to
    pursue any such person. They being essentially harmless unfortunate
    poor people. That is what I think of them. I expect you think
    something else.

    I have been enjoined to let you know that candaians do not spell it
    out like that. RCMP is sufficient. Even though people from Los
    Angeles do not say LA. You probably don't care, but canadians care.

    I see how you used caps on Los Angeles, you sneaky writer! Busted!

    You just don't get the point. It's an allegory.

    You cannot hide your intent behind that.

    Someone, somehow, sometime, whether on foot, in cars, vans, bicycle or
    on horseback, have to chase down, arrest and deport some asylum seekers.

    The US Border Patrol use horses all the time to round up harmless
    unfortunate poor people.

    I have no doubt they do that in the us. The RCMP in canada do not
    round up harmless unfortuanate poor people.

    Deportation is the key word: There is no nice way to say to any
    unfortunate poor harmless person that they can't stay and must return to
    where they came from.
    If they are harmless leave them alone.

    So, the National Guard can get a bonus if they sign up and the deportees
    get a free ride home. Everyone wins.
    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Dude@punditster@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Sun Aug 31 14:35:32 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On 8/31/2025 1:59 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Sun, 31 Aug 2025 13:28:56 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/31/2025 11:28 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Sun, 31 Aug 2025 11:19:30 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/29/2025 4:15 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 16:06:01 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>
    On 8/29/2025 3:43 PM, Tara wrote:
    Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 8/29/2025 12:39 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 12:25:30 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/29/2025 11:22 AM, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 29, 2025 at 11:15:47?AM EDT, "Ned Ludd" <nedludd@ix.netcom.com> wrote:


    Join ICE. (They're giving a bonus of 50 grand!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM

    (Great song, btw, with very good lyrics.)


    Yeah :)


    Ned


    Apparently, there are age restrictions to join ICE. You have to be older
    than eighteen but younger than eighty.

    It would probably be a good thing to graduate from a community college
    program such as Police Science, so you can become a cadet and get hired.

    The god thing about hiring on now is you'd probably get lots of >>>>>>>>>> overtime. Also, as an ICE agent you may get a location-dependent pay >>>>>>>>>> increase. Beyond salary, ICE agents receive benefits such as health >>>>>>>>>> insurance, tuition reimbursement, and retirement plans.

    The only drawback would be dealing with the uproar of you conscience, >>>>>>>>> if you have one, as you treat other humans cruelly, with no respect or
    decency.

    Shut up with your blabber about laws, because that is what your >>>>>>>>> conscience, if you have one, would be telling you.

    Maybe the Canadian Royal Mounted Police handle all the ICE details up >>>>>>>> there. Apparently, thousands of people were deported from Canada in >>>>>>>> 2023. It all depends on your bias if you think it's cruel.


    Deportations were for asylum seekers whose claims of persecution were >>>>>>> proved to be false.

    There's really not a nice way to say: "Get out of here we don't want you >>>>>> no way go back to where you came from go to the back of the line."

    Unless you have no intent to say that.

    You are not even making any sense today. It was an allegory.

    An allegory that was meant to express an idea, which I reject.

    Why can't we just have open borders and be free to go where we want to? >>>>>
    As a matter of fact. Sounds about right to me. Let people live where >>>>> they want to. That does not mean that the locals will be nice. That >>>>> is for the locals to decide and the immigrants to decide what to do
    about that. Like it was for the irish, italians., puerto ricans, etc. >>>>>
    No country on the planet has open borders. Are you on something?

    Hmm, it was your idea. Was I not supposed to agree?

    "If dogs run free, why can't we? - Bob

    Actually they can't any more. Too many dogs pooping and not enough
    yards to hold it all.

    Oh, it's a word game. Do you know what an allegory is?

    I know that allegories have reasons, otherwise, they are not used.


    Does it make any sense that a dog can't poop in his own yard?
    If immigrants started pooping in my yard I would be a lot less
    sympathetic.

    Asylum seekers in Canada are not dogs. You must be onto something today. >>>>
    Where exactly, do you suppose a homeless family with children seeking
    asylum because of poverty back home, alone on the streets in your
    neighborhood would go to poop, if not in your back yard which is already >>>> full of your dog's poop?

    See how that works? A word game. Face it. There's no nice way to say no, >>>> to a refugee, you can't poop in my back yard.

    When you start messing with people's lives it ceases to be a game. Of
    course you have no power to do anything but present pernicious ideas
    which is still not a game.

    There's always giving to charitable organizations so they can help the
    poor people in need and the homeless. Private organizations and the
    government in the US give billions every year to help poor people.

    I'm sure you know that every effort is made in the us for the
    government to not help poor people. I'm sure some slips through the
    cracks, can't be helped.

    As a Libertarian, I believe it's not the business of government to give
    out charity - that's for private organizations and individuals.
    Libertarians support individual choice to provide private charity.


    In 2024, U.S. charitable giving totaled approximately $592.50 billion, a
    6.3% increase from 2023. While individual giving accounts for the
    largest share, giving from foundations, bequests, and corporations also
    contributed significantly to the total.

    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Noah Sombrero@fedora@fea.st to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Sun Aug 31 17:54:48 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On Sun, 31 Aug 2025 14:35:32 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/31/2025 1:59 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Sun, 31 Aug 2025 13:28:56 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/31/2025 11:28 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Sun, 31 Aug 2025 11:19:30 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>
    On 8/29/2025 4:15 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 16:06:01 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>
    On 8/29/2025 3:43 PM, Tara wrote:
    Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 8/29/2025 12:39 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 12:25:30 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/29/2025 11:22 AM, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 29, 2025 at 11:15:47?AM EDT, "Ned Ludd" <nedludd@ix.netcom.com> wrote:


    Join ICE. (They're giving a bonus of 50 grand!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM

    (Great song, btw, with very good lyrics.)


    Yeah :)


    Ned


    Apparently, there are age restrictions to join ICE. You have to be older
    than eighteen but younger than eighty.

    It would probably be a good thing to graduate from a community college
    program such as Police Science, so you can become a cadet and get hired.

    The god thing about hiring on now is you'd probably get lots of >>>>>>>>>>> overtime. Also, as an ICE agent you may get a location-dependent pay
    increase. Beyond salary, ICE agents receive benefits such as health >>>>>>>>>>> insurance, tuition reimbursement, and retirement plans.

    The only drawback would be dealing with the uproar of you conscience,
    if you have one, as you treat other humans cruelly, with no respect or
    decency.

    Shut up with your blabber about laws, because that is what your >>>>>>>>>> conscience, if you have one, would be telling you.

    Maybe the Canadian Royal Mounted Police handle all the ICE details up >>>>>>>>> there. Apparently, thousands of people were deported from Canada in >>>>>>>>> 2023. It all depends on your bias if you think it's cruel.


    Deportations were for asylum seekers whose claims of persecution were >>>>>>>> proved to be false.

    There's really not a nice way to say: "Get out of here we don't want you
    no way go back to where you came from go to the back of the line." >>>>>>
    Unless you have no intent to say that.

    You are not even making any sense today. It was an allegory.

    An allegory that was meant to express an idea, which I reject.

    Why can't we just have open borders and be free to go where we want to? >>>>>>
    As a matter of fact. Sounds about right to me. Let people live where >>>>>> they want to. That does not mean that the locals will be nice. That >>>>>> is for the locals to decide and the immigrants to decide what to do >>>>>> about that. Like it was for the irish, italians., puerto ricans, etc. >>>>>>
    No country on the planet has open borders. Are you on something?

    Hmm, it was your idea. Was I not supposed to agree?

    "If dogs run free, why can't we? - Bob

    Actually they can't any more. Too many dogs pooping and not enough >>>>>> yards to hold it all.

    Oh, it's a word game. Do you know what an allegory is?

    I know that allegories have reasons, otherwise, they are not used.


    Does it make any sense that a dog can't poop in his own yard?
    If immigrants started pooping in my yard I would be a lot less
    sympathetic.

    Asylum seekers in Canada are not dogs. You must be onto something today. >>>>>
    Where exactly, do you suppose a homeless family with children seeking >>>>> asylum because of poverty back home, alone on the streets in your
    neighborhood would go to poop, if not in your back yard which is already >>>>> full of your dog's poop?

    See how that works? A word game. Face it. There's no nice way to say no, >>>>> to a refugee, you can't poop in my back yard.

    When you start messing with people's lives it ceases to be a game. Of >>>> course you have no power to do anything but present pernicious ideas
    which is still not a game.

    There's always giving to charitable organizations so they can help the
    poor people in need and the homeless. Private organizations and the
    government in the US give billions every year to help poor people.

    I'm sure you know that every effort is made in the us for the
    government to not help poor people. I'm sure some slips through the
    cracks, can't be helped.

    As a Libertarian, I believe it's not the business of government to give
    out charity - that's for private organizations and individuals.
    Libertarians support individual choice to provide private charity.

    Others see government as a way to redress the imbalance of power in
    society between wealthy individuals, corporations and the rest of us.
    Part of that would be providing for people who cannot provide for
    themselves.

    Which explains exactly why wealthy individuals and corporations try so
    hard to convince us that, nono, we really don't want to do that.

    Since you agree that it is a bad idea for government to redress that
    balance of power, I suspect you are well provided for.

    In 2024, U.S. charitable giving totaled approximately $592.50 billion, a >>> 6.3% increase from 2023. While individual giving accounts for the
    largest share, giving from foundations, bequests, and corporations also
    contributed significantly to the total.
    --
    Noah Sombrero mustachioed villain
    Don't get political with me young man
    or I'll tie you to a railroad track and
    <<<talk>>> to <<<YOOooooo>>>
    Who dares to talk to El Sombrero?
    dares: Ned
    does not dare: Julian shrinks in horror and warns others away

    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Noah Sombrero@fedora@fea.st to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Sun Aug 31 17:59:05 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On Sun, 31 Aug 2025 14:08:40 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/31/2025 1:26 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Sun, 31 Aug 2025 13:18:43 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/31/2025 12:17 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Sun, 31 Aug 2025 12:10:56 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>
    On 8/31/2025 11:29 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Sun, 31 Aug 2025 11:04:53 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>
    On 8/29/2025 4:10 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 22:43:53 -0000 (UTC), Tara <tsm@fastmail.ca> >>>>>>>> wrote:

    Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 8/29/2025 12:39 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 12:25:30 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/29/2025 11:22 AM, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 29, 2025 at 11:15:47?AM EDT, "Ned Ludd" <nedludd@ix.netcom.com> wrote:


    Join ICE. (They're giving a bonus of 50 grand!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM

    (Great song, btw, with very good lyrics.)


    Yeah :)


    Ned


    Apparently, there are age restrictions to join ICE. You have to be older
    than eighteen but younger than eighty.

    It would probably be a good thing to graduate from a community college
    program such as Police Science, so you can become a cadet and get hired.

    The god thing about hiring on now is you'd probably get lots of >>>>>>>>>>>> overtime. Also, as an ICE agent you may get a location-dependent pay
    increase. Beyond salary, ICE agents receive benefits such as health
    insurance, tuition reimbursement, and retirement plans. >>>>>>>>>>>
    The only drawback would be dealing with the uproar of you conscience,
    if you have one, as you treat other humans cruelly, with no respect or
    decency.

    Shut up with your blabber about laws, because that is what your >>>>>>>>>>> conscience, if you have one, would be telling you.

    Maybe the Canadian Royal Mounted Police handle all the ICE details up
    there. Apparently, thousands of people were deported from Canada in >>>>>>>>>> 2023. It all depends on your bias if you think it's cruel. >>>>>>>>>>

    Deportations were for asylum seekers whose claims of persecution were >>>>>>>>> proved to be false.

    Still it need not be brutal.
    .
    Compared to hunting down asylum seeking women and children by mounted >>>>>>> police?

    You have been reading your pretend news again.

    How else would a Royal Canadian Mounted Police arrest a fleeing vagrant? >>>>
    Vagrant being a homeless person. A bum. A hobo. But we don't use
    those words anymore. Homeless its. I would not expect the RCMP to
    pursue any such person. They being essentially harmless unfortunate
    poor people. That is what I think of them. I expect you think
    something else.

    I have been enjoined to let you know that candaians do not spell it
    out like that. RCMP is sufficient. Even though people from Los
    Angeles do not say LA. You probably don't care, but canadians care.

    I see how you used caps on Los Angeles, you sneaky writer! Busted!

    You just don't get the point. It's an allegory.

    You cannot hide your intent behind that.

    Someone, somehow, sometime, whether on foot, in cars, vans, bicycle or
    on horseback, have to chase down, arrest and deport some asylum seekers. >>>
    The US Border Patrol use horses all the time to round up harmless
    unfortunate poor people.

    I have no doubt they do that in the us. The RCMP in canada do not
    round up harmless unfortuanate poor people.

    Deportation is the key word: There is no nice way to say to any
    unfortunate poor harmless person that they can't stay and must return to >where they came from.

    You mean decent, sympathetic and helpful. It is not true that there
    is no way to be decent, sympathetic and helpful. It is simply that
    half of americans refuse to be that way. I agree, we should put as
    ugly a face on that as possible.

    If they are harmless leave them alone.

    So, the National Guard can get a bonus if they sign up and the deportees
    get a free ride home. Everyone wins.

    Except the people who needed help. They get it up the ass.
    --
    Noah Sombrero mustachioed villain
    Don't get political with me young man
    or I'll tie you to a railroad track and
    <<<talk>>> to <<<YOOooooo>>>
    Who dares to talk to El Sombrero?
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  • From Noah Sombrero@fedora@fea.st to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Sun Aug 31 18:21:23 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On Sun, 31 Aug 2025 14:35:32 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/31/2025 1:59 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Sun, 31 Aug 2025 13:28:56 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/31/2025 11:28 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Sun, 31 Aug 2025 11:19:30 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>
    On 8/29/2025 4:15 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 16:06:01 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>
    On 8/29/2025 3:43 PM, Tara wrote:
    Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 8/29/2025 12:39 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 12:25:30 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/29/2025 11:22 AM, Tara wrote:
    On Aug 29, 2025 at 11:15:47?AM EDT, "Ned Ludd" <nedludd@ix.netcom.com> wrote:


    Join ICE. (They're giving a bonus of 50 grand!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM

    (Great song, btw, with very good lyrics.)


    Yeah :)


    Ned


    Apparently, there are age restrictions to join ICE. You have to be older
    than eighteen but younger than eighty.

    It would probably be a good thing to graduate from a community college
    program such as Police Science, so you can become a cadet and get hired.

    The god thing about hiring on now is you'd probably get lots of >>>>>>>>>>> overtime. Also, as an ICE agent you may get a location-dependent pay
    increase. Beyond salary, ICE agents receive benefits such as health >>>>>>>>>>> insurance, tuition reimbursement, and retirement plans.

    The only drawback would be dealing with the uproar of you conscience,
    if you have one, as you treat other humans cruelly, with no respect or
    decency.

    Shut up with your blabber about laws, because that is what your >>>>>>>>>> conscience, if you have one, would be telling you.

    Maybe the Canadian Royal Mounted Police handle all the ICE details up >>>>>>>>> there. Apparently, thousands of people were deported from Canada in >>>>>>>>> 2023. It all depends on your bias if you think it's cruel.


    Deportations were for asylum seekers whose claims of persecution were >>>>>>>> proved to be false.

    There's really not a nice way to say: "Get out of here we don't want you
    no way go back to where you came from go to the back of the line." >>>>>>
    Unless you have no intent to say that.

    You are not even making any sense today. It was an allegory.

    An allegory that was meant to express an idea, which I reject.

    Why can't we just have open borders and be free to go where we want to? >>>>>>
    As a matter of fact. Sounds about right to me. Let people live where >>>>>> they want to. That does not mean that the locals will be nice. That >>>>>> is for the locals to decide and the immigrants to decide what to do >>>>>> about that. Like it was for the irish, italians., puerto ricans, etc. >>>>>>
    No country on the planet has open borders. Are you on something?

    Hmm, it was your idea. Was I not supposed to agree?

    "If dogs run free, why can't we? - Bob

    Actually they can't any more. Too many dogs pooping and not enough >>>>>> yards to hold it all.

    Oh, it's a word game. Do you know what an allegory is?

    I know that allegories have reasons, otherwise, they are not used.


    Does it make any sense that a dog can't poop in his own yard?
    If immigrants started pooping in my yard I would be a lot less
    sympathetic.

    Asylum seekers in Canada are not dogs. You must be onto something today. >>>>>
    Where exactly, do you suppose a homeless family with children seeking >>>>> asylum because of poverty back home, alone on the streets in your
    neighborhood would go to poop, if not in your back yard which is already >>>>> full of your dog's poop?

    See how that works? A word game. Face it. There's no nice way to say no, >>>>> to a refugee, you can't poop in my back yard.

    When you start messing with people's lives it ceases to be a game. Of >>>> course you have no power to do anything but present pernicious ideas
    which is still not a game.

    There's always giving to charitable organizations so they can help the
    poor people in need and the homeless. Private organizations and the
    government in the US give billions every year to help poor people.

    I'm sure you know that every effort is made in the us for the
    government to not help poor people. I'm sure some slips through the
    cracks, can't be helped.

    As a Libertarian, I believe it's not the business of government to give
    out charity - that's for private organizations and individuals.
    Libertarians support individual choice to provide private charity.


    So you confess you were trying to snow me by conflating private and
    government charity, not to mention using 2024 numbers which himbo gets
    no credit for.

    Another reason for not trusting your numbers. You are slippery,
    sneaky and underhanded.

    In 2024, U.S. charitable giving totaled approximately $592.50 billion, a >>> 6.3% increase from 2023. While individual giving accounts for the
    largest share, giving from foundations, bequests, and corporations also
    contributed significantly to the total.
    --
    Noah Sombrero mustachioed villain
    Don't get political with me young man
    or I'll tie you to a railroad track and
    <<<talk>>> to <<<YOOooooo>>>
    Who dares to talk to El Sombrero?
    dares: Ned
    does not dare: Julian shrinks in horror and warns others away

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