• The bacon hate crime

    From Julian@julianlzb87@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Thu Aug 21 19:04:47 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    A man has been arrested for singing rCywe love baconrCO.
    Free speech is cooked.


    The history books of our time will read like the memoirs of a lunatic.
    Just this week, werCOve seen activists across the country protesting
    against imaginary hordes of the rCyfar rightrCO, even though the actual rCyfar rightrCO could barely fill a semi-detached bungalow. WerCOve seen residents decorating potholes in the road with the St GeorgerCOs flag, because
    thatrCOs the only way to encourage the council to fill them in. WerCOve seen
    a neo-Nazi in Germany granted permission to relocate to a womenrCOs prison because herCOs put on some lipstick and called himself rCyMarlarCO. And now, a man has been arrested in the UK for saying rCywe love baconrCO.

    This pork-based hate crime took place at a protest in the Lake District against the planned construction of an immense mosque. Naturally, the
    protests have been dismissed as examples of race hatred or
    rCyIslamophobiarCO, even though Islam is not a race and rCyIslamophobiarCO is a
    meaningless term concocted to silence dissent. As has become typical of todayrCOs culture wars, word games have superseded the need for adult conversation...

    https://www.andrewdoyle.org/p/the-bacon-hate-crime?
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  • From Noah Sombrero@fedora@fea.st to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Thu Aug 21 14:14:32 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On Thu, 21 Aug 2025 19:04:47 +0100, Julian <julianlzb87@gmail.com>
    wrote:

    A man has been arrested for singing awe love baconA.
    Free speech is cooked.


    The history books of our time will read like the memoirs of a lunatic.
    Just this week, weAve seen activists across the country protesting
    against imaginary hordes of the afar rightA, even though the actual afar >rightA could barely fill a semi-detached bungalow. WeAve seen residents >decorating potholes in the road with the St GeorgeAs flag, because
    thatAs the only way to encourage the council to fill them in. WeAve seen
    a neo-Nazi in Germany granted permission to relocate to a womenAs prison >because heAs put on some lipstick and called himself aMarlaA. And now, a
    man has been arrested in the UK for saying awe love baconA.

    This pork-based hate crime took place at a protest in the Lake District >against the planned construction of an immense mosque. Naturally, the >protests have been dismissed as examples of race hatred or
    aIslamophobiaA, even though Islam is not a race and aIslamophobiaA is a >meaningless term concocted to silence dissent. As has become typical of >todayAs culture wars, word games have superseded the need for adult >conversation...

    https://www.andrewdoyle.org/p/the-bacon-hate-crime?

    The news inventors must be bored today. That is the best they could
    come up with?
    --
    Noah Sombrero mustachioed villain
    Don't get political with me young man
    or I'll tie you to a railroad track and
    <<<talk>>> to <<<YOOooooo>>>
    Who dares to talk to El Sombrero?
    dares: Ned
    does not dare: Julian shrinks in horror and warns others away

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  • From Dude@punditster@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Thu Aug 21 16:50:50 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On 8/21/2025 11:14 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Thu, 21 Aug 2025 19:04:47 +0100, Julian <julianlzb87@gmail.com>
    wrote:

    A man has been arrested for singing rCywe love baconrCO.
    Free speech is cooked.


    The history books of our time will read like the memoirs of a lunatic.
    Just this week, werCOve seen activists across the country protesting
    against imaginary hordes of the rCyfar rightrCO, even though the actual rCyfar
    rightrCO could barely fill a semi-detached bungalow. WerCOve seen residents >> decorating potholes in the road with the St GeorgerCOs flag, because
    thatrCOs the only way to encourage the council to fill them in. WerCOve seen >> a neo-Nazi in Germany granted permission to relocate to a womenrCOs prison >> because herCOs put on some lipstick and called himself rCyMarlarCO. And now, a
    man has been arrested in the UK for saying rCywe love baconrCO.

    This pork-based hate crime took place at a protest in the Lake District
    against the planned construction of an immense mosque. Naturally, the
    protests have been dismissed as examples of race hatred or
    rCyIslamophobiarCO, even though Islam is not a race and rCyIslamophobiarCO is a
    meaningless term concocted to silence dissent. As has become typical of
    todayrCOs culture wars, word games have superseded the need for adult
    conversation...

    https://www.andrewdoyle.org/p/the-bacon-hate-crime?

    The news inventors must be bored today. That is the best they could
    come up with?

    This is a newsgroup discussion. Do you have any news to report?

    Everything tastes better with bacon!
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  • From Noah Sombrero@fedora@fea.st to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Thu Aug 21 21:20:35 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On Thu, 21 Aug 2025 16:50:50 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/21/2025 11:14 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Thu, 21 Aug 2025 19:04:47 +0100, Julian <julianlzb87@gmail.com>
    wrote:

    A man has been arrested for singing awe love baconA.
    Free speech is cooked.


    The history books of our time will read like the memoirs of a lunatic.
    Just this week, weAve seen activists across the country protesting
    against imaginary hordes of the afar rightA, even though the actual afar >>> rightA could barely fill a semi-detached bungalow. WeAve seen residents
    decorating potholes in the road with the St GeorgeAs flag, because
    thatAs the only way to encourage the council to fill them in. WeAve seen >>> a neo-Nazi in Germany granted permission to relocate to a womenAs prison >>> because heAs put on some lipstick and called himself aMarlaA. And now, a >>> man has been arrested in the UK for saying awe love baconA.

    This pork-based hate crime took place at a protest in the Lake District
    against the planned construction of an immense mosque. Naturally, the
    protests have been dismissed as examples of race hatred or
    aIslamophobiaA, even though Islam is not a race and aIslamophobiaA is a
    meaningless term concocted to silence dissent. As has become typical of
    todayAs culture wars, word games have superseded the need for adult
    conversation...

    https://www.andrewdoyle.org/p/the-bacon-hate-crime?

    The news inventors must be bored today. That is the best they could
    come up with?

    This is a newsgroup discussion. Do you have any news to report?

    Everything tastes better with bacon!

    When I have nothing to say, I shut up.
    --
    Noah Sombrero mustachioed villain
    Don't get political with me young man
    or I'll tie you to a railroad track and
    <<<talk>>> to <<<YOOooooo>>>
    Who dares to talk to El Sombrero?
    dares: Ned
    does not dare: Julian shrinks in horror and warns others away

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  • From Dude@punditster@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Thu Aug 21 19:46:21 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On 8/21/2025 6:20 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Thu, 21 Aug 2025 16:50:50 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/21/2025 11:14 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Thu, 21 Aug 2025 19:04:47 +0100, Julian <julianlzb87@gmail.com>
    wrote:

    A man has been arrested for singing rCywe love baconrCO.
    Free speech is cooked.


    The history books of our time will read like the memoirs of a lunatic. >>>> Just this week, werCOve seen activists across the country protesting
    against imaginary hordes of the rCyfar rightrCO, even though the actual rCyfar
    rightrCO could barely fill a semi-detached bungalow. WerCOve seen residents
    decorating potholes in the road with the St GeorgerCOs flag, because
    thatrCOs the only way to encourage the council to fill them in. WerCOve seen
    a neo-Nazi in Germany granted permission to relocate to a womenrCOs prison >>>> because herCOs put on some lipstick and called himself rCyMarlarCO. And now, a
    man has been arrested in the UK for saying rCywe love baconrCO.

    This pork-based hate crime took place at a protest in the Lake District >>>> against the planned construction of an immense mosque. Naturally, the
    protests have been dismissed as examples of race hatred or
    rCyIslamophobiarCO, even though Islam is not a race and rCyIslamophobiarCO is a
    meaningless term concocted to silence dissent. As has become typical of >>>> todayrCOs culture wars, word games have superseded the need for adult
    conversation...

    https://www.andrewdoyle.org/p/the-bacon-hate-crime?

    The news inventors must be bored today. That is the best they could
    come up with?

    This is a newsgroup discussion. Do you have any news to report?

    Everything tastes better with bacon!

    When I have nothing to say, I shut up.

    Wait! You just spoke up, but no news?

    Look, Pal, I don't eat bacon anymore, but not because of my religion -
    it's because Lord Buddha died at age 80 from eating bad pork, so I take
    that as a sign. YMMV.




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  • From Noah Sombrero@fedora@fea.st to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Thu Aug 21 23:16:39 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On Thu, 21 Aug 2025 19:46:21 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/21/2025 6:20 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Thu, 21 Aug 2025 16:50:50 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/21/2025 11:14 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Thu, 21 Aug 2025 19:04:47 +0100, Julian <julianlzb87@gmail.com>
    wrote:

    A man has been arrested for singing awe love baconA.
    Free speech is cooked.


    The history books of our time will read like the memoirs of a lunatic. >>>>> Just this week, weAve seen activists across the country protesting
    against imaginary hordes of the afar rightA, even though the actual afar >>>>> rightA could barely fill a semi-detached bungalow. WeAve seen residents >>>>> decorating potholes in the road with the St GeorgeAs flag, because
    thatAs the only way to encourage the council to fill them in. WeAve seen >>>>> a neo-Nazi in Germany granted permission to relocate to a womenAs prison >>>>> because heAs put on some lipstick and called himself aMarlaA. And now, a >>>>> man has been arrested in the UK for saying awe love baconA.

    This pork-based hate crime took place at a protest in the Lake District >>>>> against the planned construction of an immense mosque. Naturally, the >>>>> protests have been dismissed as examples of race hatred or
    aIslamophobiaA, even though Islam is not a race and aIslamophobiaA is a >>>>> meaningless term concocted to silence dissent. As has become typical of >>>>> todayAs culture wars, word games have superseded the need for adult
    conversation...

    https://www.andrewdoyle.org/p/the-bacon-hate-crime?

    The news inventors must be bored today. That is the best they could
    come up with?

    This is a newsgroup discussion. Do you have any news to report?

    Everything tastes better with bacon!

    When I have nothing to say, I shut up.

    Wait! You just spoke up, but no news?

    Look, Pal, I don't eat bacon anymore, but not because of my religion -
    it's because Lord Buddha died at age 80 from eating bad pork, so I take
    that as a sign. YMMV.

    80 years at a time with zero real medicine. That's impressive. Even
    now, many don't make it that far. I keep wondering, what would it
    have been like to die a year ago, 2 years ago. Don't worry about the
    pork.
    --
    Noah Sombrero mustachioed villain
    Don't get political with me young man
    or I'll tie you to a railroad track and
    <<<talk>>> to <<<YOOooooo>>>
    Who dares to talk to El Sombrero?
    dares: Ned
    does not dare: Julian shrinks in horror and warns others away

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  • From Dude@punditster@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Fri Aug 22 11:35:42 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On 8/21/2025 8:16 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Thu, 21 Aug 2025 19:46:21 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/21/2025 6:20 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Thu, 21 Aug 2025 16:50:50 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/21/2025 11:14 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Thu, 21 Aug 2025 19:04:47 +0100, Julian <julianlzb87@gmail.com>
    wrote:

    A man has been arrested for singing rCywe love baconrCO.
    Free speech is cooked.


    The history books of our time will read like the memoirs of a lunatic. >>>>>> Just this week, werCOve seen activists across the country protesting >>>>>> against imaginary hordes of the rCyfar rightrCO, even though the actual rCyfar
    rightrCO could barely fill a semi-detached bungalow. WerCOve seen residents
    decorating potholes in the road with the St GeorgerCOs flag, because >>>>>> thatrCOs the only way to encourage the council to fill them in. WerCOve seen
    a neo-Nazi in Germany granted permission to relocate to a womenrCOs prison
    because herCOs put on some lipstick and called himself rCyMarlarCO. And now, a
    man has been arrested in the UK for saying rCywe love baconrCO.

    This pork-based hate crime took place at a protest in the Lake District >>>>>> against the planned construction of an immense mosque. Naturally, the >>>>>> protests have been dismissed as examples of race hatred or
    rCyIslamophobiarCO, even though Islam is not a race and rCyIslamophobiarCO is a
    meaningless term concocted to silence dissent. As has become typical of >>>>>> todayrCOs culture wars, word games have superseded the need for adult >>>>>> conversation...

    https://www.andrewdoyle.org/p/the-bacon-hate-crime?

    The news inventors must be bored today. That is the best they could >>>>> come up with?

    This is a newsgroup discussion. Do you have any news to report?

    Everything tastes better with bacon!

    When I have nothing to say, I shut up.

    Wait! You just spoke up, but no news?

    Look, Pal, I don't eat bacon anymore, but not because of my religion -
    it's because Lord Buddha died at age 80 from eating bad pork, so I take
    that as a sign. YMMV.

    80 years at a time with zero real medicine. That's impressive. Even
    now, many don't make it that far. I keep wondering, what would it
    have been like to die a year ago, 2 years ago. Don't worry about the
    pork.

    There may be a lot of myth in that story about the historical Buddha
    eating bad pork and getting a really bad fatal stomach ache. I'd say if
    you are over age 80, you probably won't die from eating a slice of
    crispy bacon.
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  • From Noah Sombrero@fedora@fea.st to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Fri Aug 22 14:38:56 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On Fri, 22 Aug 2025 11:35:42 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/21/2025 8:16 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Thu, 21 Aug 2025 19:46:21 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/21/2025 6:20 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Thu, 21 Aug 2025 16:50:50 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>
    On 8/21/2025 11:14 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Thu, 21 Aug 2025 19:04:47 +0100, Julian <julianlzb87@gmail.com> >>>>>> wrote:

    A man has been arrested for singing awe love baconA.
    Free speech is cooked.


    The history books of our time will read like the memoirs of a lunatic. >>>>>>> Just this week, weAve seen activists across the country protesting >>>>>>> against imaginary hordes of the afar rightA, even though the actual afar
    rightA could barely fill a semi-detached bungalow. WeAve seen residents >>>>>>> decorating potholes in the road with the St GeorgeAs flag, because >>>>>>> thatAs the only way to encourage the council to fill them in. WeAve seen
    a neo-Nazi in Germany granted permission to relocate to a womenAs prison
    because heAs put on some lipstick and called himself aMarlaA. And now, a
    man has been arrested in the UK for saying awe love baconA.

    This pork-based hate crime took place at a protest in the Lake District >>>>>>> against the planned construction of an immense mosque. Naturally, the >>>>>>> protests have been dismissed as examples of race hatred or
    aIslamophobiaA, even though Islam is not a race and aIslamophobiaA is a >>>>>>> meaningless term concocted to silence dissent. As has become typical of >>>>>>> todayAs culture wars, word games have superseded the need for adult >>>>>>> conversation...

    https://www.andrewdoyle.org/p/the-bacon-hate-crime?

    The news inventors must be bored today. That is the best they could >>>>>> come up with?

    This is a newsgroup discussion. Do you have any news to report?

    Everything tastes better with bacon!

    When I have nothing to say, I shut up.

    Wait! You just spoke up, but no news?

    Look, Pal, I don't eat bacon anymore, but not because of my religion -
    it's because Lord Buddha died at age 80 from eating bad pork, so I take
    that as a sign. YMMV.

    80 years at a time with zero real medicine. That's impressive. Even
    now, many don't make it that far. I keep wondering, what would it
    have been like to die a year ago, 2 years ago. Don't worry about the
    pork.

    There may be a lot of myth in that story about the historical Buddha
    eating bad pork and getting a really bad fatal stomach ache. I'd say if
    you are over age 80, you probably won't die from eating a slice of
    crispy bacon.

    Especially if you have been eating that for 80 years.
    --
    Noah Sombrero mustachioed villain
    Don't get political with me young man
    or I'll tie you to a railroad track and
    <<<talk>>> to <<<YOOooooo>>>
    Who dares to talk to El Sombrero?
    dares: Ned
    does not dare: Julian shrinks in horror and warns others away

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