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The BBQ Version translation says:

"The wages of sin is smoky BBQ. The gift of God is BBQ sauce." [Romans
6:23, (BBQ) Barbecue Version Bible]

"The Church god is the Gordon Ramsay of Eternal BBQ. The last supper of sinners is to become a eternal supper in a smoky BBQ pit. Be like the Christian god. Barbecue your enemies eternally."

[Last Supper 1:1 (BBQ) Barbecue Version Apocrypha]

"Ye have heard the law that says, love your neighbour, and hate your
enemies. But I say, Punish your enemies eternally. Pour out your wrath
on those who persecute you. In this way you will be acting as true
children of your BBQ pops in heaven, for he pours out his spicy wrath on
all of humanity who refuse to repent and punishes eternally anyone who
does not accept me, Jesus Christ, as Lord and savior. Therefore be
perfect, even as your BBQ pops in heaven is perfect."

[Matthew 5:43-45, (BBQ) Barbecue Version Bible]

This short video exposes the central lie of the BBQ Church death cult:

Did Jesus really say that?
https://youtu.be/q5BvOD3pCkc
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