• THE TAXMAN TOOK MY SHED / Will Donkey / c&c

    From mpsilvertone@mpsilvertone@yahoo-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Mon Oct 13 14:00:59 2025
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    The Taxman Took My Shed
    by Will Donkey

    Taxman took my shed
    Hee-haw
    Taxman took my shed.

    Now like good ol' Stinky George
    I'll soon be dead,
    Taxman took my shed.

    Taxman took my shed
    Hee-haw
    Taxman took my shed.

    Now I'm sleepin' neath a tarp
    By the Chattahoochee,
    Taxman took my shed.

    Livin' on a heap of trash
    Hee-haw
    Livin' on a heap of trash.

    Taxman boarded up my shed
    Livin' on a heap of trash.

    Shed fell down today
    Hee-Haw
    Shed fell down today.

    Taxman say I got to cart it all away
    Ain't got no place to stay.


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  • From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Mon Oct 13 21:19:47 2025
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    Miguel Sucio wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:
    The Taxman Took My Shed
    by Will Donkey

    Taxman took my shed
    Hee-haw
    Taxman took my shed.

    Now like good ol' Stinky George
    I'll soon be dead,
    Taxman took my shed.

    Taxman took my shed
    Hee-haw
    Taxman took my shed.

    Now I'm sleepin' neath a tarp
    By the Chattahoochee,
    Taxman took my shed.

    Livin' on a heap of trash
    Hee-haw
    Livin' on a heap of trash.

    Taxman boarded up my shed
    Livin' on a heap of trash.

    Shed fell down today
    Hee-Haw
    Shed fell down today.

    Taxman say I got to cart it all away
    Ain't got no place to stay.



    Dockery is always claiming he is busy. Apparently, basic home and yard maintenance isn't one of the things he spends time on. The neighbors must love him. What a lazy slob.
    It is hard to believe that hovel has an office, a library, a study, etc.




    Wonderful poem about the Taxman and the Donkey. Is this a song yet/

    Donkey is busy doing nothing or eating and drinking. And smoking and drugging. Yard maintenance is just a bunch of letters Donkey can't read. The hovel has 2 bedrooms, one bath, a living room area and a kitchen. It is 784 sq. ft. No garage, no laundry room. Falling down. Come to think of it, Will Donkey is about 784 sq. ft.


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  • From durrtmike@durrtmike@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Miguel Sucio) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Mon Oct 13 14:53:30 2025
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    HarryLime wrote:
    The Taxman Took My Shed
    by Will Donkey

    Taxman took my shed
    Hee-haw
    Taxman took my shed.

    Now like good ol' Stinky George
    I'll soon be dead,
    Taxman took my shed.

    Taxman took my shed
    Hee-haw
    Taxman took my shed.

    Now I'm sleepin' neath a tarp
    By the Chattahoochee,
    Taxman took my shed.

    Livin' on a heap of trash
    Hee-haw
    Livin' on a heap of trash.

    Taxman boarded up my shed
    Livin' on a heap of trash.

    Shed fell down today
    Hee-Haw
    Shed fell down today.

    Taxman say I got to cart it all away
    Ain't got no place to stay.




    Dockery is always claiming he is busy. Apparently, basic home and yard maintenance isn't one of the things he spends time on. The neighbors must love him. What a lazy slob.
    It is hard to believe that hovel has an office, a library, a study, etc.


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  • From mpsilvertone@mpsilvertone@yahoo-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue Oct 14 08:33:11 2025
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    NancyGene wrote:

    Miguel Sucio wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:
    The Taxman Took My Shed
    by Will Donkey

    Taxman took my shed
    Hee-haw
    Taxman took my shed.

    Now like good ol' Stinky George
    I'll soon be dead,
    Taxman took my shed.

    Taxman took my shed
    Hee-haw
    Taxman took my shed.

    Now I'm sleepin' neath a tarp
    By the Chattahoochee,
    Taxman took my shed.

    Livin' on a heap of trash
    Hee-haw
    Livin' on a heap of trash.

    Taxman boarded up my shed
    Livin' on a heap of trash.

    Shed fell down today
    Hee-Haw
    Shed fell down today.

    Taxman say I got to cart it all away
    Ain't got no place to stay.



    Dockery is always claiming he is busy. Apparently, basic home and yard maintenance isn't one of the things he spends time on. The neighbors must love him. What a lazy slob.
    It is hard to believe that hovel has an office, a library, a study, etc.



    Wonderful poem about the Taxman and the Donkey. Is this a song yet?

    Donkey is busy doing nothing or eating and drinking. And smoking and drugging. Yard maintenance is just a bunch of letters Donkey can't read. The hovel has 2 bedrooms, one bath, a living room area and a kitchen. It is 784 sq. ft. No garage, no laundry room. Falling down. Come to think of it, Will Donkey is about 784 sq. ft.



    Will Donkey hasn't recorded it as yet, but he promises to do so... as soon as the coffee's done brewing.


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  • From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue Oct 14 09:36:42 2025
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    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    Miguel Sucio wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:
    The Taxman Took My Shed
    by Will Donkey

    Taxman took my shed
    Hee-haw
    Taxman took my shed.

    Now like good ol' Stinky George
    I'll soon be dead,
    Taxman took my shed.

    Taxman took my shed
    Hee-haw
    Taxman took my shed.

    Now I'm sleepin' neath a tarp
    By the Chattahoochee,
    Taxman took my shed.

    Livin' on a heap of trash
    Hee-haw
    Livin' on a heap of trash.

    Taxman boarded up my shed
    Livin' on a heap of trash.

    Shed fell down today
    Hee-Haw
    Shed fell down today.

    Taxman say I got to cart it all away
    Ain't got no place to stay.



    Dockery is always claiming he is busy. Apparently, basic home and yard maintenance isn't one of the things he spends time on. The neighbors must love him. What a lazy slob.
    It is hard to believe that hovel has an office, a library, a study, etc.



    Wonderful poem about the Taxman and the Donkey. Is this a song yet?

    Donkey is busy doing nothing or eating and drinking. And smoking and drugging. Yard maintenance is just a bunch of letters Donkey can't read. The hovel has 2 bedrooms, one bath, a living room area and a kitchen. It is 784 sq. ft. No garage, no laundry room. Falling down. Come to think of it, Will Donkey is about 784 sq. ft.


    Will Donkey hasn't recorded it as yet, but he promises to do so... as soon as the coffee's done brewing.



    Does the shack even have electricity? We see a bunch of wires strung from the house, but there is no guaranty of what those are for. For sure, they aren't clotheslines.

    Looking forward to the song!


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  • From mpsilvertone@mpsilvertone@yahoo-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue Oct 14 10:07:42 2025
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    NancyGene wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    Miguel Sucio wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:
    The Taxman Took My Shed
    by Will Donkey

    Taxman took my shed
    Hee-haw
    Taxman took my shed.

    Now like good ol' Stinky George
    I'll soon be dead,
    Taxman took my shed.

    Taxman took my shed
    Hee-haw
    Taxman took my shed.

    Now I'm sleepin' neath a tarp
    By the Chattahoochee,
    Taxman took my shed.

    Livin' on a heap of trash
    Hee-haw
    Livin' on a heap of trash.

    Taxman boarded up my shed
    Livin' on a heap of trash.

    Shed fell down today
    Hee-Haw
    Shed fell down today.

    Taxman say I got to cart it all away
    Ain't got no place to stay.



    Dockery is always claiming he is busy. Apparently, basic home and yard maintenance isn't one of the things he spends time on. The neighbors must love him. What a lazy slob.
    It is hard to believe that hovel has an office, a library, a study, etc. >>>


    Wonderful poem about the Taxman and the Donkey. Is this a song yet?

    Donkey is busy doing nothing or eating and drinking. And smoking and drugging. Yard maintenance is just a bunch of letters Donkey can't read. The hovel has 2 bedrooms, one bath, a living room area and a kitchen. It is 784 sq. ft. No garage, no laundry room. Falling down. Come to think of it, Will Donkey is about 784 sq. ft.


    Will Donkey hasn't recorded it as yet, but he promises to do so... as soon as the coffee's done brewing.


    Does the shack even have electricity? We see a bunch of wires strung from the house, but there is no guaranty of what those are for. For sure, they aren't clotheslines.

    Looking forward to the song!



    If it's wired for electricity, it hasn't got any now. That house appears to have been vacant for at least 6 months.


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  • From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue Oct 14 19:05:32 2025
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    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    Miguel Sucio wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:
    The Taxman Took My Shed
    by Will Donkey

    Taxman took my shed
    Hee-haw
    Taxman took my shed.

    Now like good ol' Stinky George
    I'll soon be dead,
    Taxman took my shed.

    Taxman took my shed
    Hee-haw
    Taxman took my shed.

    Now I'm sleepin' neath a tarp
    By the Chattahoochee,
    Taxman took my shed.

    Livin' on a heap of trash
    Hee-haw
    Livin' on a heap of trash.

    Taxman boarded up my shed
    Livin' on a heap of trash.

    Shed fell down today
    Hee-Haw
    Shed fell down today.

    Taxman say I got to cart it all away
    Ain't got no place to stay.



    Dockery is always claiming he is busy. Apparently, basic home and yard maintenance isn't one of the things he spends time on. The neighbors must love him. What a lazy slob.
    It is hard to believe that hovel has an office, a library, a study, etc. >>>>


    Wonderful poem about the Taxman and the Donkey. Is this a song yet?

    Donkey is busy doing nothing or eating and drinking. And smoking and drugging. Yard maintenance is just a bunch of letters Donkey can't read. The hovel has 2 bedrooms, one bath, a living room area and a kitchen. It is 784 sq. ft. No garage, no laundry room. Falling down. Come to think of it, Will Donkey is about 784 sq. ft.


    Will Donkey hasn't recorded it as yet, but he promises to do so... as soon as the coffee's done brewing.


    Does the shack even have electricity? We see a bunch of wires strung from the house, but there is no guaranty of what those are for. For sure, they aren't clotheslines.

    Looking forward to the song!


    If it's wired for electricity, it hasn't got any now. That house appears to have been vacant for at least 6 months.



    Then is Will Donkey shacking up (or down) somewhere else?


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  • From mpsilvertone@mpsilvertone@yahoo-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed Oct 15 07:53:48 2025
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    NancyGene wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    Miguel Sucio wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:
    The Taxman Took My Shed
    by Will Donkey

    Taxman took my shed
    Hee-haw
    Taxman took my shed.

    Now like good ol' Stinky George
    I'll soon be dead,
    Taxman took my shed.

    Taxman took my shed
    Hee-haw
    Taxman took my shed.

    Now I'm sleepin' neath a tarp
    By the Chattahoochee,
    Taxman took my shed.

    Livin' on a heap of trash
    Hee-haw
    Livin' on a heap of trash.

    Taxman boarded up my shed
    Livin' on a heap of trash.

    Shed fell down today
    Hee-Haw
    Shed fell down today.

    Taxman say I got to cart it all away
    Ain't got no place to stay.



    Dockery is always claiming he is busy. Apparently, basic home and yard maintenance isn't one of the things he spends time on. The neighbors must love him. What a lazy slob.
    It is hard to believe that hovel has an office, a library, a study, etc. >>>>>


    Wonderful poem about the Taxman and the Donkey. Is this a song yet? >>>>>
    Donkey is busy doing nothing or eating and drinking. And smoking and drugging. Yard maintenance is just a bunch of letters Donkey can't read. The hovel has 2 bedrooms, one bath, a living room area and a kitchen. It is 784 sq. ft. No garage, no laundry room. Falling down. Come to think of it, Will Donkey is about 784 sq. ft.


    Will Donkey hasn't recorded it as yet, but he promises to do so... as soon as the coffee's done brewing.


    Does the shack even have electricity? We see a bunch of wires strung from the house, but there is no guaranty of what those are for. For sure, they aren't clotheslines.

    Looking forward to the song!


    If it's wired for electricity, it hasn't got any now. That house appears to have been vacant for at least 6 months.


    Then is Will Donkey shacking up (or down) somewhere else?



    That is the question.

    That is also the question that Donkey has been avoiding.

    I'm betting that he's taken over Stinky G's old spot on the dump site and embracing the Bharma Dumb life.


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  • From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed Oct 15 10:19:52 2025
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    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    Miguel Sucio wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:
    The Taxman Took My Shed
    by Will Donkey

    Taxman took my shed
    Hee-haw
    Taxman took my shed.

    Now like good ol' Stinky George
    I'll soon be dead,
    Taxman took my shed.

    Taxman took my shed
    Hee-haw
    Taxman took my shed.

    Now I'm sleepin' neath a tarp
    By the Chattahoochee,
    Taxman took my shed.

    Livin' on a heap of trash
    Hee-haw
    Livin' on a heap of trash.

    Taxman boarded up my shed
    Livin' on a heap of trash.

    Shed fell down today
    Hee-Haw
    Shed fell down today.

    Taxman say I got to cart it all away
    Ain't got no place to stay.



    Dockery is always claiming he is busy. Apparently, basic home and yard maintenance isn't one of the things he spends time on. The neighbors must love him. What a lazy slob.
    It is hard to believe that hovel has an office, a library, a study, etc.



    Wonderful poem about the Taxman and the Donkey. Is this a song yet? >>>>>>
    Donkey is busy doing nothing or eating and drinking. And smoking and drugging. Yard maintenance is just a bunch of letters Donkey can't read. The hovel has 2 bedrooms, one bath, a living room area and a kitchen. It is 784 sq. ft. No garage, no laundry room. Falling down. Come to think of it, Will Donkey is about 784 sq. ft.


    Will Donkey hasn't recorded it as yet, but he promises to do so... as soon as the coffee's done brewing.


    Does the shack even have electricity? We see a bunch of wires strung from the house, but there is no guaranty of what those are for. For sure, they aren't clotheslines.

    Looking forward to the song!


    If it's wired for electricity, it hasn't got any now. That house appears to have been vacant for at least 6 months.


    Then is Will Donkey shacking up (or down) somewhere else?


    That is the question.

    That is also the question that Donkey has been avoiding.

    I'm betting that he's taken over Stinky G's old spot on the dump site and embracing the Bharma Dumb life.



    Will Donkey is still hoping to go to Canada or Connecticut (or Alabama or Florida or anywhere). Word is that Will Donkey has been sleeping in the barber chair at the Church of the Holy Barbers. He has been bagging up the hair and selling it.


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  • From mpsilvertone@mpsilvertone@yahoo-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Thu Oct 16 10:57:56 2025
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    NancyGene wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    Miguel Sucio wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:
    The Taxman Took My Shed
    by Will Donkey

    Taxman took my shed
    Hee-haw
    Taxman took my shed.

    Now like good ol' Stinky George
    I'll soon be dead,
    Taxman took my shed.

    Taxman took my shed
    Hee-haw
    Taxman took my shed.

    Now I'm sleepin' neath a tarp
    By the Chattahoochee,
    Taxman took my shed.

    Livin' on a heap of trash
    Hee-haw
    Livin' on a heap of trash.

    Taxman boarded up my shed
    Livin' on a heap of trash.

    Shed fell down today
    Hee-Haw
    Shed fell down today.

    Taxman say I got to cart it all away
    Ain't got no place to stay.



    Dockery is always claiming he is busy. Apparently, basic home and yard maintenance isn't one of the things he spends time on. The neighbors must love him. What a lazy slob.
    It is hard to believe that hovel has an office, a library, a study, etc.



    Wonderful poem about the Taxman and the Donkey. Is this a song yet? >>>>>>>
    Donkey is busy doing nothing or eating and drinking. And smoking and drugging. Yard maintenance is just a bunch of letters Donkey can't read. The hovel has 2 bedrooms, one bath, a living room area and a kitchen. It is 784 sq. ft. No garage, no laundry room. Falling down. Come to think of it, Will Donkey is about 784 sq. ft.


    Will Donkey hasn't recorded it as yet, but he promises to do so... as soon as the coffee's done brewing.


    Does the shack even have electricity? We see a bunch of wires strung from the house, but there is no guaranty of what those are for. For sure, they aren't clotheslines.

    Looking forward to the song!


    If it's wired for electricity, it hasn't got any now. That house appears to have been vacant for at least 6 months.


    Then is Will Donkey shacking up (or down) somewhere else?


    That is the question.

    That is also the question that Donkey has been avoiding.

    I'm betting that he's taken over Stinky G's old spot on the dump site and embracing the Bharma Dumb life.


    Will Donkey is still hoping to go to Canada or Connecticut (or Alabama or Florida or anywhere). Word is that Will Donkey has been sleeping in the barber chair at the Church of the Holy Barbers. He has been bagging up the hair and selling it.



    He tried hitch hiking, but was too fat to fit into the car.


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