• Pissbum Shed - A Pome by The Mighty Cujo

    From Cujo DeSockpuppet@cujo@petitmorte.net to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Mon Oct 13 16:08:25 2025
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    Pissbum Shed - A Pome by The Mighty Cujo ---------------------------------------------


    In shadow-damp corner of the slum,
    Where trees laugh at the pissbum,
    Stands a shed, its cleanliness fled,
    A sagging, silver-gray, forgotten bed
    For rust and rot, for things that creep and climb,
    A monument to deadbeat that's just pure slime.
    --
    "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure sign that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon.

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  • From mpsilvertone@mpsilvertone@yahoo-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Mon Oct 13 13:21:52 2025
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    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    Pissbum Shed - A Pome by The Mighty Cujo ---------------------------------------------


    In shadow-damp corner of the slum,
    Where trees laugh at the pissbum,
    Stands a shed, its cleanliness fled,
    A sagging, silver-gray, forgotten bed
    For rust and rot, for things that creep and climb,
    A monument to deadbeat that's just pure slime.

    --
    "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure sign that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon.




    Kudos, Cujo!

    A mighty ode to a dying shed.


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  • From mpsilvertone@mpsilvertone@yahoo-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue Oct 14 08:41:23 2025
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    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    Pissbum Shed - A Pome by The Mighty Cujo ---------------------------------------------


    In shadow-damp corner of the slum,
    Where trees laugh at the pissbum,
    Stands a shed, its cleanliness fled,
    A sagging, silver-gray, forgotten bed
    For rust and rot, for things that creep and climb,
    A monument to deadbeat that's just pure slime.

    --
    "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure sign that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon.




    I betting that the Shed will have been bulldozed by the Spring.


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  • From mpsilvertone@mpsilvertone@yahoo-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed Oct 15 07:55:39 2025
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    HarryLime wrote:

    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    Pissbum Shed - A Pome by The Mighty Cujo
    ---------------------------------------------


    In shadow-damp corner of the slum,
    Where trees laugh at the pissbum,
    Stands a shed, its cleanliness fled,
    A sagging, silver-gray, forgotten bed
    For rust and rot, for things that creep and climb,
    A monument to deadbeat that's just pure slime.

    --
    "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure sign that >> you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets another >> asskicking from Pendragon.



    I betting that the Shed will have been bulldozed by the Spring.



    If it doesn't fall down before then.


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  • From mpsilvertone@mpsilvertone@yahoo-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Thu Oct 16 07:45:06 2025
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    HarryLime wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    Pissbum Shed - A Pome by The Mighty Cujo
    ---------------------------------------------


    In shadow-damp corner of the slum,
    Where trees laugh at the pissbum,
    Stands a shed, its cleanliness fled,
    A sagging, silver-gray, forgotten bed
    For rust and rot, for things that creep and climb,
    A monument to deadbeat that's just pure slime.

    --
    "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure sign that >>> you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets another >>> asskicking from Pendragon.


    So where are you living, Donkey?

    A homeless shelter? The Donkeytits Emporium? Or "camping" on the banks of the Chattahoochee?

    I betting that the Shed will have been bulldozed by the Spring.


    If it doesn't fall down before then.


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