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On Wed, 11 Jun 2025 17:18:36 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
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On Mon, 2 Jun 2025 16:14:31 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
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On Mon, 26 May 2025 17:02:47 +0000, cujodemaniac wrote:
On Mon, 26 May 2025 16:49:33 +0000, NancyGene wrote:
On Mon, 26 May 2025 14:14:37 +0000, CujoDeSockpuppet wrote:
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nancygene.andjayme@gmail.com (NancyGene) wrote in
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On Sun, 25 May 2025 19:26:09 +0000, cujodemaniac wrote:
Oh, Team Donkey, bold and bright,
Wisdom's beacon - wrong, but right!
Every guess a grand mistake,
Logic? Nah, just let it break.
"Two plus two?" You shout, "Eleven!"
Math's a myth, as blame the leaven.
Facts are foes, you shake them off,
Truth? Just something you will scoff.
"Sky is green!" you proudly claim,
Rain is dry, and fire's tame.
Every hunch a wild surprise,
Like a GPS with closed eyes.
Yet you stand so firm, so strong,
Singing proudly, loud and wrong.
Team Donkey, never change your tune,
The world needs laughs, you're a cartoon.
PS: Little Willie Douchebag is a moron.
Excellent! Is there a forthcoming book of Odes? So much truth in your
writing.
I could not justify putting these in a book. I want to whole world to >>>>>>>> see
the decline of Amaerican society in Shitkicker, Georgia for free. >>>>>>>>
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"Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure sign >>>>>>>> that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
another asskicking from Pendragon.
TEAM DONKEY
That picture is a masterpiece.
ALL HAIL PENDRAGON!
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Put them in a book and sell them or give them away in bait shops around
the world. There is evidently a market there. The picture is indeed >>>>>>>> wonderful. Pendragon is a God!
We need a website called "Shitkickerville" and featuring "Deadbeat >>>>>>>> Dads", "Hillbilly Drug Abuse" and "Corpse Dragging".
Let's put them on Will Donkey's Reverbnation site! All are already >>>>>>>> poems and can easily be #1 or #2 songs.
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Excellent idea.
I was thinking that Donkey might start a Pinterest page as well. >>>>>>>>
Excellent idea. Are the Donkey pictures ok to add? Or does someone else
want to create it?
Bonus points for blocking the Dreckweasel.
PS: Zorro video still up? It sure is.
Many venues would be the best. The Donkey pictures are great and should
accompany the songs. The band could be Jordy, Ducky and the ConBros. >>>>>>>>
Their hectic schedules don't always allow for the complete All-Star >>>>>>>> ensemble to come together at the same time, but here's a photo of one of
those rare appearances:
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We just rewatched the Zorro video. What a laugh that is/what an idiot >>>>>>>> Dockery is. We love the Donkey pictures. Maybe a 2026 calendar also? >>>>>>>>
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Jordy looks like he has a load in his pants, but at least he's wearing a
shirt (Will's favorite checked shirt, wrinkled and dirty). In fact, all
the band members are wearing Will's shirts except for Stinky G. >>>>>>>>
Will likes to think he sets the style for the All-Stars, but it's really
just the average weekday wear in the Deep South.
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The Goodwill dumpster sets the style there. The All-Stars don't seem to
have any paying gigs.
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Here's a candid photo of the All-Stars shopping for new clothes.
Wow, Stinky G is just skin and bones held together by alcohol. DirtNap Dave had better move over at the bottom of the hill.
And Will and Jordy are morbidly obese. The only one who appears to be in good health is Ducky Mallard.
There has to be someone left to heave their ashes off a cliff. Quacky is the likely default. The rest of the neglected Donkey hellspawn are just interested in a fundraising payday like they got for Dirtnap The First.
True. Sarah Donkeytits can't wait to open another GoFundMe. Even with complimentary gropes, Will's chapbooks aren't paying for more than an occasional cup of coffee.
Sarah's upped the offer to a free roll in the hay, but still isn't getting any takers. Even the folks at the late Stinky G's homeless camp are staying away.
It's the Donkey smell--the whole family has it. None of them can even spell SOAP, let alone use it.
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