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NancyGene wrote:
On Wed, 11 Jun 2025 17:35:59 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
On Mon, 2 Jun 2025 16:33:24 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
Once again, it's time for our afternoon affirmation of love.
*This daily affirmation brought to you courtesy of Will Donkey and Uncle
"Jordy" Chase.
Did Will Donkey steal that slogan from Erich Segal? He steals a lot for
a Donkey.
Inadvertently.
The Donkey stole the line from Kim Caseli's "Love Is..." comics of that
era, which borrowed their title and concept from Segal.
Ah, thanks for the info. "Love is...Waitressing for 20 years as the
sole support of a Donkey who writes unspeakable sh*t."
Love is letting your brother live off your disability check while he
keeps you in a state of squalor.
Love is keeping your mother's dead body around, not for sentimental
purposes, but because her checks keep coming if no one finds out she's
dead.
"Oh God, mother! Blood! Blood!"
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"Well, a boy's best friend is his mother."
--
That's the knife that Will Donkey used to shave DirtNap Dave with. He
would taunt DND by making small slits in his neck to make him sign over
his check. Mildred also used the knife to shave her legs and cut up
whatever dinner item was found on the road. It was the Swiss Army knife
of Shitholeville.
Ah, so Mildred passed it down to Will, and Will will probably pass it
down to Joey... who can use it to coerce the local children into posing
for him.
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Decades of DNA are on that knife. FBI profilers are very interested in studying it for unsolved cases. Joey could really use the knife to hide under his pillow when fellow inmates want to make friends. "Oh, Fate."
--
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
On Wed, 11 Jun 2025 17:35:59 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
On Mon, 2 Jun 2025 16:33:24 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
Once again, it's time for our afternoon affirmation of love.
*This daily affirmation brought to you courtesy of Will Donkey and Uncle >>> "Jordy" Chase.
Did Will Donkey steal that slogan from Erich Segal? He steals a lot for >>> a Donkey.
Inadvertently.
The Donkey stole the line from Kim Caseli's "Love Is..." comics of that
era, which borrowed their title and concept from Segal.
Ah, thanks for the info. "Love is...Waitressing for 20 years as the
sole support of a Donkey who writes unspeakable sh*t."
Love is letting your brother live off your disability check while he
keeps you in a state of squalor.
Love is keeping your mother's dead body around, not for sentimental
purposes, but because her checks keep coming if no one finds out she's
dead.
"Oh God, mother! Blood! Blood!"
View the attachments for this post at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=690231531#690231531
This is a response to the post seen at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=689550004#689550004
"Well, a boy's best friend is his mother."
--
That's the knife that Will Donkey used to shave DirtNap Dave with. He
would taunt DND by making small slits in his neck to make him sign over
his check. Mildred also used the knife to shave her legs and cut up
whatever dinner item was found on the road. It was the Swiss Army knife >>> of Shitholeville.
Ah, so Mildred passed it down to Will, and Will will probably pass it
down to Joey... who can use it to coerce the local children into posing
for him.
This is a response to the post seen at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=689550004#689550004
Decades of DNA are on that knife. FBI profilers are very interested in
studying it for unsolved cases. Joey could really use the knife to hide
under his pillow when fellow inmates want to make friends. "Oh, Fate."
--
Although, one suspects that most of the DNA come from feral cats and rats (staple meals in the Dockery family home).
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
On Wed, 11 Jun 2025 17:35:59 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
On Mon, 2 Jun 2025 16:33:24 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
Once again, it's time for our afternoon affirmation of love.
*This daily affirmation brought to you courtesy of Will Donkey and Uncle >>>> "Jordy" Chase.
Did Will Donkey steal that slogan from Erich Segal? He steals a lot for >>>> a Donkey.
Inadvertently.
The Donkey stole the line from Kim Caseli's "Love Is..." comics of that >>>> era, which borrowed their title and concept from Segal.
Ah, thanks for the info. "Love is...Waitressing for 20 years as the
sole support of a Donkey who writes unspeakable sh*t."
Love is letting your brother live off your disability check while he
keeps you in a state of squalor.
Love is keeping your mother's dead body around, not for sentimental
purposes, but because her checks keep coming if no one finds out she's >>>> dead.
"Oh God, mother! Blood! Blood!"
View the attachments for this post at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=690231531#690231531
This is a response to the post seen at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=689550004#689550004
"Well, a boy's best friend is his mother."
--
That's the knife that Will Donkey used to shave DirtNap Dave with. He >>>> would taunt DND by making small slits in his neck to make him sign over >>>> his check. Mildred also used the knife to shave her legs and cut up
whatever dinner item was found on the road. It was the Swiss Army knife >>>> of Shitholeville.
Ah, so Mildred passed it down to Will, and Will will probably pass it
down to Joey... who can use it to coerce the local children into posing >>>> for him.
This is a response to the post seen at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=689550004#689550004
Decades of DNA are on that knife. FBI profilers are very interested in
studying it for unsolved cases. Joey could really use the knife to hide >>> under his pillow when fellow inmates want to make friends. "Oh, Fate."
--
Although, one suspects that most of the DNA come from feral cats and rats (staple meals in the Dockery family home).
Will Donkey has an alternate life when the sun goes down. He walks up and down the road, eviscerating anything that comes his way. That's how Charlton Eugene Woollfolk got the scar on his abdomen.
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