• (Literally) Bit In The Ass - Snake In The Toilet

    From 186283@ud0s4.net@21:1/5 to All on Sat Dec 21 00:35:37 2024
    XPost: talk.politics.misc, alt.politics, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh

    https://www.newsnationnow.com/us-news/southwest/texas-snake-in-toilet/

    AUSTIN (KXAN) — A Central Texas woman is describing something
    most people only have nightmares about — sitting on her toilet
    in the middle of the night and being bit by a snake. She’s got
    the photos to prove it.

    Maria Jaimes said earlier this month, she woke up early in the
    morning to use the restroom, didn’t flip the lights on and
    felt something.

    “The rat snake bit me in my leg when I sat on it,” she said.
    “Very scary situation on a Sunday morning at 4:30 a.m. with
    lights off.”

    . . .

    First off ... a social/cultural/evo question - WHY do so
    many women just HAVE to pee in absolute darkness ??? They
    will NOT turn on the bathroom light ...

    Probably the origin of the complaint about leaving
    the seat up/down.

    Hey gals, everybody knows women pee ... often .....

    Second, rat snakes are not poisonous, and indeed have
    tiny teeth. But, in theory, it COULD have been a
    rattlesnake or something.

    CLUE - install some kind of pleasant night-light
    in the loo. Many problems avoided !

    Hmmm ... phosphorescent paint is pretty good these
    days ... do the ceiling in it. That much area, it
    will still provide 'adequate' light many hours
    after the last time the lights were on.

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  • From pothead@21:1/5 to 186282@ud0s4.net on Sat Dec 21 14:20:36 2024
    XPost: talk.politics.misc, alt.politics, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh

    On 2024-12-21, 186282@ud0s4.net <186283@ud0s4.net> wrote:
    https://www.newsnationnow.com/us-news/southwest/texas-snake-in-toilet/

    AUSTIN (KXAN) — A Central Texas woman is describing something
    most people only have nightmares about — sitting on her toilet
    in the middle of the night and being bit by a snake. She’s got
    the photos to prove it.

    Maria Jaimes said earlier this month, she woke up early in the
    morning to use the restroom, didn’t flip the lights on and
    felt something.

    “The rat snake bit me in my leg when I sat on it,” she said.
    “Very scary situation on a Sunday morning at 4:30 a.m. with
    lights off.”

    . . .

    First off ... a social/cultural/evo question - WHY do so
    many women just HAVE to pee in absolute darkness ??? They
    will NOT turn on the bathroom light ...

    Probably the origin of the complaint about leaving
    the seat up/down.

    Hey gals, everybody knows women pee ... often .....

    Second, rat snakes are not poisonous, and indeed have
    tiny teeth. But, in theory, it COULD have been a
    rattlesnake or something.

    CLUE - install some kind of pleasant night-light
    in the loo. Many problems avoided !

    Hmmm ... phosphorescent paint is pretty good these
    days ... do the ceiling in it. That much area, it
    will still provide 'adequate' light many hours
    after the last time the lights were on.

    The first time I traveled on business to Arizona the hotel handed me a brochure at check in and it had pictures of these nasty looking creatures and suggestions
    to check your shoes for scorpions, spiders and so forth before putting them on.

    I couldn't believe that had all these various critters living in a 5 star hotel.
    I also slept with one eye open for the 2 nights I stayed there.



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  • From Siri Cruise@21:1/5 to 186282@ud0s4.net on Sat Dec 21 10:38:26 2024
    XPost: talk.politics.misc, alt.politics, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh

    186282@ud0s4.net wrote:
    AUSTIN (KXAN) — A Central Texas woman is describing something
    most people only have nightmares about — sitting on her toilet
    in the middle of the night and being bit by a snake. She’s got
    the photos to prove it.

    Maria Jaimes said earlier this month, she woke up early in the
    morning to use the restroom, didn’t flip the lights on and
    felt something.

    “The rat snake bit me in my leg when I sat on it,” she said.
    “Very scary situation on a Sunday morning at 4:30 a.m. with
    lights off.”

    They keep electing Greg Abbott. What do they expect?

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  • From Mitchell Holman@21:1/5 to pothead on Sat Dec 21 19:08:52 2024
    XPost: talk.politics.misc, alt.politics, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh

    pothead <pothead@snakebite.com> wrote in
    news:vk6irk$2dj6$5@dont-email.me:

    On 2024-12-21, 186282@ud0s4.net <186283@ud0s4.net> wrote:
    https://www.newsnationnow.com/us-news/southwest/texas-snake-in-toilet/

    AUSTIN (KXAN) — A Central Texas woman is describing something
    most people only have nightmares about — sitting on her toilet
    in the middle of the night and being bit by a snake. She’s got
    the photos to prove it.

    Maria Jaimes said earlier this month, she woke up early in the
    morning to use the restroom, didn’t flip the lights on and
    felt something.

    “The rat snake bit me in my leg when I sat on it,” she said.
    “Very scary situation on a Sunday morning at 4:30 a.m. with
    lights off.”

    . . .

    First off ... a social/cultural/evo question - WHY do so
    many women just HAVE to pee in absolute darkness ??? They
    will NOT turn on the bathroom light ...

    Probably the origin of the complaint about leaving
    the seat up/down.

    Hey gals, everybody knows women pee ... often .....

    Second, rat snakes are not poisonous, and indeed have
    tiny teeth. But, in theory, it COULD have been a
    rattlesnake or something.

    CLUE - install some kind of pleasant night-light
    in the loo. Many problems avoided !

    Hmmm ... phosphorescent paint is pretty good these
    days ... do the ceiling in it. That much area, it
    will still provide 'adequate' light many hours
    after the last time the lights were on.

    The first time I traveled on business to Arizona the hotel handed me a brochure at check in and it had pictures of these nasty looking
    creatures and suggestions to check your shoes for scorpions, spiders
    and so forth before putting them on.

    I couldn't believe that had all these various critters living in a 5
    star hotel. I also slept with one eye open for the 2 nights I stayed
    there.




    Our armadillos and horn toads make
    short work of scorpions, no problem here.
    Some people get alarmed at our rattlesnakes
    and water moccasins, but they run away from
    a fight and just want to be left alone.

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  • From 186283@ud0s4.net@21:1/5 to pothead on Sat Dec 21 18:29:09 2024
    XPost: talk.politics.misc, alt.politics, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh

    On 12/21/24 9:20 AM, pothead wrote:
    On 2024-12-21, 186282@ud0s4.net <186283@ud0s4.net> wrote:
    https://www.newsnationnow.com/us-news/southwest/texas-snake-in-toilet/

    AUSTIN (KXAN) — A Central Texas woman is describing something
    most people only have nightmares about — sitting on her toilet
    in the middle of the night and being bit by a snake. She’s got
    the photos to prove it.

    Maria Jaimes said earlier this month, she woke up early in the
    morning to use the restroom, didn’t flip the lights on and
    felt something.

    “The rat snake bit me in my leg when I sat on it,” she said.
    “Very scary situation on a Sunday morning at 4:30 a.m. with
    lights off.”

    . . .

    First off ... a social/cultural/evo question - WHY do so
    many women just HAVE to pee in absolute darkness ??? They
    will NOT turn on the bathroom light ...

    Probably the origin of the complaint about leaving
    the seat up/down.

    Hey gals, everybody knows women pee ... often .....

    Second, rat snakes are not poisonous, and indeed have
    tiny teeth. But, in theory, it COULD have been a
    rattlesnake or something.

    CLUE - install some kind of pleasant night-light
    in the loo. Many problems avoided !

    Hmmm ... phosphorescent paint is pretty good these
    days ... do the ceiling in it. That much area, it
    will still provide 'adequate' light many hours
    after the last time the lights were on.

    The first time I traveled on business to Arizona the hotel handed me a brochure
    at check in and it had pictures of these nasty looking creatures and suggestions
    to check your shoes for scorpions, spiders and so forth before putting them on.


    Found a HUGE tarantula at a Holiday Inn in El Paso once ...

    Went back to the desk and asked for a room without tarantulas.


    I couldn't believe that had all these various critters living in a 5 star hotel.
    I also slept with one eye open for the 2 nights I stayed there.

    Well, critters are sneaky and always manage to get
    into the works.

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