A midget Oregon redneck is sitting on his Lay-Z-Boy, watching the game.
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His daughter comes in and asks if she can borrow the car.
The redneck says, "Well, I guess...but you gotta do something for me in
return. Either you can suck my cock or let me fuck you in the ass."
The daughter thinks about it for a minute, but finally decides she'd
rather give a blowjob. She gets on her knees and unzips his pants, puts
her mouth on his member and gags, "Ugh, this tastes like shit!"
The redneck smiles and says, "Oh yeah, I forgot, Billy already borrowed
the car today."
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