Two homeless midgets are standing around bragging about their day.
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The first midget says, "Today I found $20, and was able to buy a nice
hot meal. It was my luckiest day ever!".
To which the second midget replies: "Oh yeah? My day was way better! I
was at the train yard, and found a woman tied to the train tracks.
After I untied her, we screwed all day.
"Did you get a blow job?"
"Naw, I couldn't find her head."
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