• Two homeless midgets are standing around bragging about their day.

    From Ground Goblin@21:1/5 to All on Tue Nov 19 00:27:14 2024
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    The first midget says, "Today I found $20, and was able to buy a nice
    hot meal. It was my luckiest day ever!".

    To which the second midget replies: "Oh yeah? My day was way better! I
    was at the train yard, and found a woman tied to the train tracks.

    After I untied her, we screwed all day.

    "Did you get a blow job?"

    "Naw, I couldn't find her head."

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