• HA HA ! Grannies Ain't Like They Used To Be !

    From c186282@21:1/5 to All on Fri Mar 21 23:20:04 2025
    XPost: talk.politics.misc, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh

    One of those live police shows (REELZ ?)

    In one of those giant subdivisions common in Florida,
    somewhere near Sarasota ...

    Cops are called because there's a large alligator kinda
    half under a car in the neighborhood. While waiting for
    the gator wranglers, the pizza gal shows up to make a
    delivery. Then Granny, maybe 80, comes out the front
    door and the cops shout for her to go back inside.

    They point to the gator, upon which Granny says
    "Oh SHIT !" :-)

    The cop did deliver her pizza, through the back door.

    Gator captured, measured at 8 feet ... barely more
    than a baby ......

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  • From Siri Cruise@21:1/5 to All on Fri Mar 21 23:14:09 2025
    XPost: talk.politics.misc, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh

    c186282 wrote:
    One of those live police shows (REELZ ?)

    In one of those giant subdivisions common in Florida,
    somewhere near Sarasota ...

    Cops are called because there's a large alligator kinda
    half under a car in the neighborhood. While waiting for
    the gator wranglers, the pizza gal shows up to make a
    delivery. Then Granny, maybe 80, comes out the front
    door and the cops shout for her to go back inside.

    They point to the gator, upon which Granny says
    "Oh SHIT !"   :-)

    The cop did deliver her pizza, through the back door.

    Gator captured, measured at 8 feet ... barely more
    than a baby ......

    And these are the people you want to deprive of Social Security.

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