• Re: Parker Piltdown Probe is a myth and doesn't exist

    From Mike Van Pelt@21:1/5 to All on Tue Jan 14 03:09:27 2025
    In article <vlp9nt$20cap$1@paganini.bofh.team>,
    Piltdown Probe <space@nerds.lie> wrote:
    (reams of nonsense)

    WhatEVer

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  • From Piltdown Probe@21:1/5 to Mike Van Pelt on Tue Jan 14 14:29:20 2025
    On Tue, 14 Jan 2025 03:09:27 -0000 (UTC)
    Mike Van Pelt <usenet@mikevanpelt.com> wrote:

    In article <vlp9nt$20cap$1@paganini.bofh.team>,
    Piltdown Probe <space@nerds.lie> wrote:
    (reams of nonsense)

    Notice that Mike Van Pelt has called the inverse square law of light
    and the laws of thermodynamics, 'reams of nonsense'.

    In reality the space nerd fairy tale of the solar probe entering the
    solar corona is the ream of nonsense. Notice how when confronted with
    real scientific and mathematical calculations, the space nerd employs dismissive language instead of tackling the facts of the matter.

    You have a religion that conflicts with the laws of thermodynamics.

    WhatEVer

    You may continue with your regularly scheduled programming.

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  • From Piltdown Probe@21:1/5 to Mike Van Pelt on Thu Jan 9 19:59:21 2025
    On Thu, 9 Jan 2025 03:12:07 -0000 (UTC)
    Mike Van Pelt <usenet@mikevanpelt.com> wrote:

    The Parker Solar Probe made its closest approach to the
    Sun yet, diving well within the sun's corona. The corona
    is much hotter than the surface of the sun, with a
    temperature up to 3.5 million degrees, but the gas is so
    tenuous that the heat transfer is within what normal matter
    can withstand for the limited time the probe was in it.

    Real scientific inquiry proves that this solar probe canard is a load of science fiction lies. The probe doesn't have to be in the coronal gas to
    get vaporized. Yet the coronal gas would be circulating at tens of
    thousands of miles per hour, with enough kinetic energy to tear apart
    an army tank.

    Even with no gas contact, the inverse square law applied to solar
    irradiance proves that this probe story is fiction. Science 'fans'
    can't be bothered to do actual science before they swallow fan fiction
    stories from fake space programs.

    Just the infrared radiation alone would have melted the probe 12 million
    miles from the corona (thermodynamics maths below). Go outside on a
    summer day and feel the heat of the sun. That is irradiance and
    infrared rays warming your skin--supposedly from 93 million miles away.
    Taking then extrapolating our local solar irradiance measurements, the
    inverse square law of light proves that this probe story is utterly
    impossible, and is therefore according to actual science, a fraud, like Piltdown Man. We ought to call it Piltdown Probe.

    Infrared radiation obeys the inverse square law of light. If you halve
    the distance from a light source the light intensity will quadruple, or
    be the square of the denominator of 1/2. The intensity of light is
    inversely proportional to the square of the distance from the source.
    With initial distance (d) and intensity (I), halving the distance to
    (d/2) results in a point intensity of (4I) or x^2 for x in (d/x).

    This is a ironclad scientific law that has been repeatedly proven in
    countless experiments. The inverse square law of irradiance is directly connected to the other laws of thermodynamics: equilibrium of systemic
    force, especially, and the related Zeroth Law.

    The Parker Piltdown Probe violates the laws of thermodynamics in the
    most magnificent fasion. Therefore we should also call it a perpetual
    motion machine orbiting the sun.

    Here is a simple method using approximate numbers to prove that it is impossible for a 'probe' to approach the sun, given the accepted
    astronomical definitions of the sun and distances between solar system
    bodies.

    Imagine a warm summer day in which the earth's surface is being
    warmed by the sun. Start with a constant exposure of 90 degrees of
    solar visible and infrared irradiant heat conversion on the surface of
    the earth.

    Thus we begin with an irradiance intensity conversion of 90 degrees.

    Halve the distance to 46 million miles and quadruple the irradiance
    intensity to 360 degrees.

    Halve the distance to 23 million miles and quadruple the irradiance
    intensity again to 1440 degrees.

    Halve the distance to 11.5 million miles and quadruple the irradiance
    intensity again to 5760 degrees.

    Halve the distance to 5.75 million miles and quadruple the irradiance
    intensity again to 23040 degrees.

    Halve the distance to 2.875 million miles and quadruple the irradiance intensity again to 92160 degrees.

    Halve the distance to 1.4375 million miles and quadruple the irradiance intensity again to 368640 degrees.

    The million mile mark is between the immediately preceding mark and the
    next mark below. The sun would vaporize any metals struck by the sun's
    infrared radiation. It wouldn't just melt them, it would vaporize them explosively at a rate of expansion far in excess of any known high
    explosive.

    Halve the distance to 718.75 thousand miles and quadruple the irradiance intensity again to 1,474,560 degrees.

    Halve the distance to 359.375 thousand miles and quadruple the
    irradiance intensity again to 5,898,240 degrees.

    All of these preceding calculations would be higher in reality since
    'science' claims that the earth's atmosphere reflects and blocks a lot
    of the solar irradiance.

    At 22.4609375 thousand miles the temperature conversion from irradiance
    reaches 1,509,949,440, or 1.5 billion degrees.

    At 88 miles from the solar surface the temperature conversion from
    irradiance reaches 98,956,046,499,840, or almost 100 trillion degrees.

    At 11 miles from the solar surface the temperature conversion from
    irradiance reaches 6,333,186,975,989,760 or 6.3 quadrillion degrees.

    These numbers show how the solar model being sold by the 'science'
    community is a wicked fraud.

    The lux emission level of the sun would make the sun blindingly
    invisible in a sea of white light even at distances a few million miles
    from the sun. It would be impossible to see or locate the sun with any
    kind of camera, eye, or instrumentation. Imagine a welding arc
    magnified many trillions of times in brightness to get the picture of
    what we would be seeing.

    So the exterior surface of the probe would be bombarded with enough
    irradiance to raise its temperature to hundreds of thousands of degrees
    even within 1 million miles of the sun. This would instantly vaporize
    the probe in a blinding flash. No kind of shielding or material known
    to mankind would survive this level of irradiant bombardment.

    Do any of you astronomy afficionados know how to do basic math? Why
    don't you think for yourselves instead of buying into the fake stories
    being peddled by NASA and their cohorts? If you actually do real
    calculations you can tell when they are lying to you.

    The inverse square law of light proves that if the sun were actually 93
    million miles away, the irradiant temperature at the surface would be quadrillions of degrees just from the infrared radiation. The
    gas winds near the surface would be moving tens of thousands to
    hundreds of thousands of miles per hour. No solid object of any kind
    would survive the pressure of such gas streams, for any solid object
    would instantly be pulverized and vaporized into gas itself.

    At the corona boundary, the irradiance of the light, infrared, x-rays,
    gamma, and high-velocity plasma streams would vaporize the probe
    instantly and with explosive force beyond any imagined nuclear weapon.
    In those temperatures plasma winds would be circulating at minimum, tens
    of thousands of miles per hour, such that even a thin cloud of gas would
    shred an army tank apart instantly. And do you think a delicate probe
    can endure in such conditions?

    There is no solar probe. It is made up lies and sci-fi to entertain
    nerd suckers. The sun is not a nuclear ball floating 93 million miles
    away. The audience must be deceived and scientifically illiterate to
    believe such nonsense.

    Parker Solar Probe is a liar's fairy tale and the probe doesn't exist.
    It is the piltdown probe.

    In other news, the shadow government has had a draft plan in place for
    decades to fake an alien invasion of the earth. This fake alien
    invasion would be used as an excuse to abolish all local governments
    and appoint a dictator, stripping all humans of their basic, god-given
    rights for the, 'survival of our species'. If they can get you to
    believe in this Piltdown Probe, I have no doubt you will be deluded
    into believing that a fake alien invasion is real. All they would need
    do is show you AI-generated images and films of the supposed aliens and
    the whole lot of you would believe it to be true because it is coming
    from your 'science' masters.

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