• OT Casting Call Complete - The Bipartisan Mikado

    From Owen Hartnett@21:1/5 to All on Sun Mar 16 04:35:32 2025
    Anyone who studies the results of the last election can easily project the
    plot line of The Mikado onto the current actions of the current Presidential administration. From "He's got a little list" to the "Short Sharp Shock" to
    his daughter in law-elect, it's patently obvious.

    Thus, we have the finalists for all the major parts. Congratulations to the winners, and we look forward to seeing the complete presentation, except in Washington, D.C., where it is already banned.

    The Bipartisan Mikado

    Cast:

    The Mikado of Japan ............. Donald Trump
    Nanki-Poo ....................... J.D. Vance
    KoKo (Lord High Executioner)..... Elon Musk POOH-BAH......................... Hunter Biden
    PISH-TUSH (a noble lord)......... Barack Obama Yum-Yum.......................... Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez PITTI-SING....................... Kamala Harris PEEP-BO.......................... Tulsi Gabbard Katisha.......................... Hillary Clinton


    The winners should apply to the Central Intelligence Agency to obtain their costumes.

    -Owen

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  • From Owen Hartnett@21:1/5 to DeepBlue on Mon Mar 17 03:37:01 2025
    On Mar 16, 2025 at 6:02:09 PM EDT, "DeepBlue" <dan.koren@gmail.com> wrote:

    On Sun, 16 Mar 2025 4:35:32 +0000, Owen Hartnett wrote:


    Anyone who studies the results of the last election
    can easily project the plot line of The Mikado onto
    the current actions of the current Presidential
    administration. From "He's got a little list" to
    the "Short Sharp Shock" to his daughter in law-elect,
    it's patently obvious.

    Thus, we have the finalists for all the major parts.
    Congratulations to the winners, and we look forward
    to seeing the complete presentation, except in
    Washington, D.C., where it is already banned.

    The Bipartisan Mikado

    Cast:

    The Mikado of Japan ............. Donald Trump
    Nanki-Poo ....................... J.D. Vance
    KoKo (Lord High Executioner)..... Elon Musk
    POOH-BAH......................... Hunter Biden
    PISH-TUSH (a noble lord)......... Barack Obama
    Yum-Yum.......................... Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
    PITTI-SING....................... Kamala Harris
    PEEP-BO.......................... Tulsi Gabbard
    Katisha.......................... Hillary Clinton


    The winners should apply to the Central
    Intelligence Agency to obtain their costumes.

    No parts for Joe, Bernie or Jill Stein ?!?


    Joe couldn't remember his lines, and the production costs would swell with the payoffs to Burisma, with Hunter as Pooh-Bah it's only 10% for the "big guy."

    ...and I'm all out of major roles.

    -Owen

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