anim8rfsk <
anim8rfsk@cox.net> wrote:
So despite my disgust with the fat slovenly moronic pig from Blue Bloods it turns out I can’t actually not record Million Dollar Password without recording no Passwords whatsoever. So I’ve been peeking at them to see who the guests are before I delete them (usually) unwatched.
Despite a production that looks like they spent lot of money on it, this
only lasted 12 episodes back in 2008.
This might well be due to the level of “celebrities“ I’ve seen so far. In
addition to the fat slovenly moronic pig from Blue Bloods, they’ve regaled me with:
Rosie O’Donnell (talk about your fat slovenly moronic pigs)
Jeff Garlin
Chelsea Handler
Jamie Kennedy (who?)
Marlies Pinto (who?)
Damien Fahey (who?)
Sara Evans (cute, but who?)
Susie Essman
Shanna Moakler
Monique Coleman
Norm MacDonald
Serena Williams (she reminds me of when the guy who did the Playboy interviews was asked who was the dumbest celebrity he’d ever interviewed, and he said Kim Basinger was the dumbest woman he’d ever met. “she’s as dumb as a shoe.” Williams repeatedly got rounds where she scored zero and completely blanked on clues and when she was trying to get her partner to guess the password “net” she just kept giving the same clue “basketball“
over and over until time ran out. Isn’t she a tennis player?)
Supposedly, it’s going to pick up later and give us such stars as
Rachel Ray
Aisha Tyler
Stephen Weber
Adam Carolla
Tony Hawk
Julie Chen
Phil Keohogan
Craig Ferguson
And topping the stack
William “The Shat” Shatner!
So I’ve watched three more of these.
Chelsea Handler versus Jeff Garlin
Neither of these “celebrities” was smart enough to make for an interesting show. Especially Handler who kept giving two clues or two answers in a row disqualifying that word.
Betty White versus Adam Carolla
This was surprisingly good. Lots of love for Betty White but Corolla played
a pretty good game. The last contestant who went for the million was super
cute and won $25,000 and it’s gonna buy her mother a piano.
Aisha Tyler versus William “The Shat“ Shatner!
Best episode so far.
Shatner didn’t acquit himself so well game wise (I think he was having trouble hearing) but he’s always great to see and had a lot of fun banter with host Regis Philbin.
But Aisha Tyler freaking rocks! Funny and smart and hot and a great game player.
As a bonus, they had two amazingly hot contestants. A tall, beautiful
blonde who worked in S&M gear in a dungeon bar in Los Angeles and a petite brunette who was a jester!
The jester went to the million dollar round and when Regis asked what she
was going to do with the money, she said, tithe it to her church so they
could send missionaries out and warp the native cultures. That’s when everybody including me realized she hadn’t said jester she had said Pastor. Plus, she was married. I quit rooting for her at that point.
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