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Scarlett Johansson is hosting Saturday Night Live tonight
(the finale of their 50th Anniversary season).

Using my matchmaking ability I have divined that she
is bimT (spiritually bim, male attracted to both genders,
in female physical form).

If my attempt to instigate sudden evolution ever succeeds,
and if she would like to transition to male form if there
was an effective method, she will become two-spirit
bif/bimT and go into the Hain species, in which individuals
cycle between male and female physical form. If
she doesn’t want to transition she will remain bimT
and go into Beothuk species, which will be my species
after evolution. In either case she will gain about
200 years in lifespan.

Other bimTs in the same situation are Chappell Roan,
Bjork, Julia Roberts, Mattea Roach (of Jeopardy fame),
Kellie Loder, Cara Delevingne, Liz Fagan, Ivan Coyote,
Billy Joel’s wife, and Antonio Guterres’s wife.

--
https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) "And the cart is on a wheel; And the wheel is on a hill;
And the hill is shifting sand; And inside these laws we stand" (Ferron)

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On May 18, 2025, David Dalton wrote
(in article<0001HW.2DD9B92D0007CAB27000018E038F@news.eternal-september.org>):

On May 18, 2025, David Dalton wrote
(in article<0001HW.2DD9A42F0002DFBD7000018E038F@news.eternal-september.org>):

Scarlett Johansson is hosting Saturday Night Live tonight
(the finale of their 50th Anniversary season).

Using my matchmaking ability I have divined that she
is bimT (spiritually bim, male attracted to both genders,
in female physical form).

If my attempt to instigate sudden evolution ever succeeds,
and if she would like to transition to male form if there
was an effective method, she will become two-spirit
bif/bimT and go into the Hain species, in which individuals
cycle between male and female physical form. If
she doesn’t want to transition she will remain bimT
and go into Beothuk species, which will be my species
after evolution. In either case she will gain about
200 years in lifespan.

Other bimTs in the same situation are Chappell Roan,
Bjork, Julia Roberts, Mattea Roach (of Jeopardy fame),
Kellie Loder, Cara Delevingne, Liz Fagan, Ivan Coyote,
Billy Joel’s wife, and Antonio Guterres’s wife.

And using my special abilities determination ability I have divined
that before the evolution Scarlett Johansson had no special
abilities and after the evolution (which has occurred except
for physical aspects, which are coming) she has healer
special ability, which she should apply by willing, not by prayer.
Healer special ability was Jesus’s equivalent to my matchmaking
special ability. One other individual with healer special ability
is Anglican minister Summer Gross.

But note that healer special ability works only on humans,
cetaceans, and non-human simians. Those with animal
husbandry special ability, such as Eckhart Tolle, can
heal other animals, birds, reptiles, and amphibians,
again by willing, not by prayer. Those with green thumb
special ability, such as Josh Shapiro, can heal plants.
Those with the new aquaculture special ability, such as
Mi’sel Joe and India Sood, can heal fish, including coral.

--
https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) "And the cart is on a wheel; And the wheel is on a hill;
And the hill is shifting sand; And inside these laws we stand" (Ferron)

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On May 18, 2025, David Dalton wrote
(in article<0001HW.2DD9A42F0002DFBD7000018E038F@news.eternal-september.org>):

Scarlett Johansson is hosting Saturday Night Live tonight
(the finale of their 50th Anniversary season).

Using my matchmaking ability I have divined that she
is bimT (spiritually bim, male attracted to both genders,
in female physical form).

If my attempt to instigate sudden evolution ever succeeds,
and if she would like to transition to male form if there
was an effective method, she will become two-spirit
bif/bimT and go into the Hain species, in which individuals
cycle between male and female physical form. If
she doesn’t want to transition she will remain bimT
and go into Beothuk species, which will be my species
after evolution. In either case she will gain about
200 years in lifespan.

Other bimTs in the same situation are Chappell Roan,
Bjork, Julia Roberts, Mattea Roach (of Jeopardy fame),
Kellie Loder, Cara Delevingne, Liz Fagan, Ivan Coyote,
Billy Joel’s wife, and Antonio Guterres’s wife.

And using my special abilities determination ability I have divined
that before the evolution Scarlett Johansson had no special
abilities and after the evolution (which has occurred except
for physical aspects, which are coming) she has healer
special ability, which she should apply by willing, not by prayer.
Healer special ability was Jesus’s equivalent to my matchmaking
special ability. One other individual with healer special ability
is Anglican minister Summer Gross.

--
https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) "And the cart is on a wheel; And the wheel is on a hill;
And the hill is shifting sand; And inside these laws we stand" (Ferron)

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