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To prove that Donald Trump is a very mean person while journalists are totally compassionate and loving, CNN has aired a sympathetic interview with a member of a Mexican drug cartel.
Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Oh, Klavan, you marvelous
merchant of magical mirth, only you could invent a scenario in which a Left- wing news outlet sinks so deeply into the bubbling tarpit of its own twisted political hatred that the lunatic idea of legitimizing a death-mongering gangster could wend its way through every level of internal decision-making without one voice of even semi-decency speaking up to say, "Wait, wait, we can't allow our childish demonization of our political opponents to twist our
souls into gnarled burnt offerings fit only for the altars of hell so that we
actually call evil good and good evil right there on cable TV in front of our
six or seven viewers."
But no, my friends, I am not making this up.
CNN girl reporter Shapely Nudnick actually traveled to a Mexican hideout where she spoke sympathetically with a masked member of the Sinaloa Drug Cartel, whose former boss El Chapo was said to be personally responsible for the deaths of over 34,000 people.
Ms. Nudnick, winner of this year's Pulitzer prize for most attractive backside, fetchingly leaned forward and asked the masked gangster - and as God is my witness, I am not making this up, "According to the Trump Administration, you are a terrorist ... What do you make of that?"
The masked member of the murderous cartel responded, "I don't like to get overly emotional because my job depends on inspiring terror in anyone who tries to stand in my way, but I must be honest and tell you this slur from your President Trump hurt my feelings very deeply. I am just a man trying to make a living in this crazy world, and when I heard I had been labeled a terrorist, my hands were literally shaking so hard I could barely shove a screwdriver into the face of one of my rivals. I respect President Trump, and
respect is very important because people who don't return my respect are often found inside plastic bags in several different locations. But a man must eat and, to be fair, our customers are mostly in the United States and as any good businessman will tell you, you have to go where the customers are
and then slowly poison them to death. I hope the American people will push back against this insult, and if they don't, I know where they live."
CNN has proudly announced that this interview is only the first in a new series of self-degrading acts of pure evil that will appear over the course of the Trump Presidency, and they've been airing tantalizing previews of future episodes. In one clip, Shapely Nudnik bravely travels to an undisclosed elementary school to interview a pedophile teacher who says, "I think it's very cruel for people to demonize someone they don't even know with ugly words like pervert and evil scum-sucking hell-fiend. I just thank heavens I belong to a teachers' union where they support the idea that minor attracted persons can work at an elementary school. After all, that's where the children are, not to mention the porn."
In another clip, Miss Nudnick scores an interview with former Nazi torture doctor Joseph Mengele who says, "It's true I used to perform grotesque and unspeakable medical experiments on children, but I've totally reformed, and now I'm supplying kids with gender affirming care, because I've had a lot of practice, and that's what I'm good at."
In other Left-wing media news, the Pulitzer committee has awarded its prize for photography to a picture of a bullet flying at President Trump's head. Committee Chairman Thaddeus Foul-heart said, "We know that other photo of a wounded Trump raising his fist with the American flag in the background is the single most iconic image of the first quarter of this century, but that photo inspired love and admiration for our president, whereas we were rooting
for the bullet."
On May 12, 2025 at 1:30:48 AM PDT, "Ubiquitous" <weberm@polaris.net> wrote:
To prove that Donald Trump is a very mean person while journalists are
totally compassionate and loving, CNN has aired a sympathetic interview with >> a member of a Mexican drug cartel.
Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Oh, Klavan, you marvelous
merchant of magical mirth, only you could invent a scenario in which a Left- >> wing news outlet sinks so deeply into the bubbling tarpit of its own twisted >> political hatred that the lunatic idea of legitimizing a death-mongering
gangster could wend its way through every level of internal decision-making >> without one voice of even semi-decency speaking up to say, "Wait, wait, we >> can't allow our childish demonization of our political opponents to twist our
souls into gnarled burnt offerings fit only for the altars of hell so that we
actually call evil good and good evil right there on cable TV in front of our
six or seven viewers."
Klavan is trying his damndest here to be as over-the-top and hyperbolic as possible, but sadly, the depths to which CNN has sunk make this impossible. You can't parody these people anymore. Every time you come up with some so absurd and depraved to illustrate a point, they accept it as a challenge and make it reality.
But no, my friends, I am not making this up.
CNN girl reporter Shapely Nudnick actually traveled to a Mexican hideout
where she spoke sympathetically with a masked member of the Sinaloa Drug
Cartel, whose former boss El Chapo was said to be personally responsible for >> the deaths of over 34,000 people.
Ms. Nudnick, winner of this year's Pulitzer prize for most attractive
backside, fetchingly leaned forward and asked the masked gangster - and as >> God is my witness, I am not making this up, "According to the Trump
Administration, you are a terrorist ... What do you make of that?"
The masked member of the murderous cartel responded, "I don't like to get
overly emotional because my job depends on inspiring terror in anyone who
tries to stand in my way, but I must be honest and tell you this slur from >> your President Trump hurt my feelings very deeply. I am just a man trying to >> make a living in this crazy world, and when I heard I had been labeled a
terrorist, my hands were literally shaking so hard I could barely shove a
screwdriver into the face of one of my rivals. I respect President Trump, and
respect is very important because people who don't return my respect are
often found inside plastic bags in several different locations. But a man
must eat and, to be fair, our customers are mostly in the United States and >> as any good businessman will tell you, you have to go where the customers are
and then slowly poison them to death. I hope the American people will push >> back against this insult, and if they don't, I know where they live."
CNN has proudly announced that this interview is only the first in a new
series of self-degrading acts of pure evil that will appear over the course >> of the Trump Presidency, and they've been airing tantalizing previews of
future episodes. In one clip, Shapely Nudnik bravely travels to an
undisclosed elementary school to interview a pedophile teacher who says, "I >> think it's very cruel for people to demonize someone they don't even know
with ugly words like pervert and evil scum-sucking hell-fiend. I just thank >> heavens I belong to a teachers' union where they support the idea that minor >> attracted persons can work at an elementary school. After all, that's where >> the children are, not to mention the porn."
Case in point. The idea that a school wouldn't or couldn't fire a pedophile teacher caught abusing children seems outrageously ridiculous. Over course that wouldn't happen, right? Leftists administrators and union members in L.A.
say "Hold my beer".
Several years ago, we had a teacher in Los Angeles who was blindfolding kids and feeding them cookies frosted with his own semen.
He was arrested and indicted but due to the union rules, the school district couldn't fire him. He was collecting his paycheck while sitting in a jail cell. The only way the could get rid of him was to negotiate with him to voluntarily quit, for which he received a hefty cash payout.
If the union is so powerful that we can't fire a teacher who is forcing kids to eat his own jizz, then perhaps we need to rethink the whole concept of public employee unions.
In another clip, Miss Nudnick scores an interview with former Nazi torture >> doctor Joseph Mengele who says, "It's true I used to perform grotesque and >> unspeakable medical experiments on children, but I've totally reformed, and >> now I'm supplying kids with gender affirming care, because I've had a lot of >> practice, and that's what I'm good at."
In other Left-wing media news, the Pulitzer committee has awarded its prize >> for photography to a picture of a bullet flying at President Trump's head. >> Committee Chairman Thaddeus Foul-heart said, "We know that other photo of a >> wounded Trump raising his fist with the American flag in the background is >> the single most iconic image of the first quarter of this century, but that >> photo inspired love and admiration for our president, whereas we were rooting
for the bullet."
On 2025-05-12 1:31 PM, BTR1701 wrote:
On May 12, 2025 at 1:30:48 AM PDT, "Ubiquitous" <weberm@polaris.net>Perhaps??
wrote:
To prove that Donald Trump is a very mean person while journalists are
totally compassionate and loving, CNN has aired a sympathetic
interview with
a member of a Mexican drug cartel.
Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Oh, Klavan, you
marvelous
merchant of magical mirth, only you could invent a scenario in which
a Left-
wing news outlet sinks so deeply into the bubbling tarpit of its own
twisted
political hatred that the lunatic idea of legitimizing a death-mongering >>> gangster could wend its way through every level of internal decision-
making
without one voice of even semi-decency speaking up to say, "Wait,
wait, we
can't allow our childish demonization of our political opponents to
twist our
souls into gnarled burnt offerings fit only for the altars of hell so
that we
actually call evil good and good evil right there on cable TV in
front of our
six or seven viewers."
Klavan is trying his damndest here to be as over-the-top and
hyperbolic as
possible, but sadly, the depths to which CNN has sunk make this
impossible.
You can't parody these people anymore. Every time you come up with
some so
absurd and depraved to illustrate a point, they accept it as a
challenge and
make it reality.
But no, my friends, I am not making this up.
CNN girl reporter Shapely Nudnick actually traveled to a Mexican hideout >>> where she spoke sympathetically with a masked member of the Sinaloa Drug >>> Cartel, whose former boss El Chapo was said to be personally
responsible for
the deaths of over 34,000 people.
Ms. Nudnick, winner of this year's Pulitzer prize for most attractive
backside, fetchingly leaned forward and asked the masked gangster -
and as
God is my witness, I am not making this up, "According to the Trump
Administration, you are a terrorist ... What do you make of that?"
The masked member of the murderous cartel responded, "I don't like to
get
overly emotional because my job depends on inspiring terror in anyone
who
tries to stand in my way, but I must be honest and tell you this slur
from
your President Trump hurt my feelings very deeply. I am just a man
trying to
make a living in this crazy world, and when I heard I had been labeled a >>> terrorist, my hands were literally shaking so hard I could barely
shove a
screwdriver into the face of one of my rivals. I respect President
Trump, and
respect is very important because people who don't return my respect are >>> often found inside plastic bags in several different locations. But a
man
must eat and, to be fair, our customers are mostly in the United
States and
as any good businessman will tell you, you have to go where the
customers are
and then slowly poison them to death. I hope the American people will
push
back against this insult, and if they don't, I know where they live."
CNN has proudly announced that this interview is only the first in a new >>> series of self-degrading acts of pure evil that will appear over the
course
of the Trump Presidency, and they've been airing tantalizing previews of >>> future episodes. In one clip, Shapely Nudnik bravely travels to an
undisclosed elementary school to interview a pedophile teacher who
says, "I
think it's very cruel for people to demonize someone they don't even
know
with ugly words like pervert and evil scum-sucking hell-fiend. I just
thank
heavens I belong to a teachers' union where they support the idea
that minor
attracted persons can work at an elementary school. After all, that's
where
the children are, not to mention the porn."
Case in point. The idea that a school wouldn't or couldn't fire a
pedophile
teacher caught abusing children seems outrageously ridiculous. Over
course
that wouldn't happen, right? Leftists administrators and union members
in L.A.
say "Hold my beer".
Several years ago, we had a teacher in Los Angeles who was
blindfolding kids
and feeding them cookies frosted with his own semen.
He was arrested and indicted but due to the union rules, the school
district
couldn't fire him. He was collecting his paycheck while sitting in a
jail
cell. The only way the could get rid of him was to negotiate with him to
voluntarily quit, for which he received a hefty cash payout.
If the union is so powerful that we can't fire a teacher who is
forcing kids
to eat his own jizz, then perhaps we need to rethink the whole concept of
public employee unions.
I still remember John Stossel's piece on "rubber rooms" for teachers in
NYC. That's where they went to sit and read the newspaper (or whatever
as long as it wasn't teaching) at full pay for YEARS while the
incredibly convoluted process for firing a teacher was worked through.
The particular building they filmed in had 6 storeys and was only one of several such buildings, apparently all dedicated to "rubber rooms", in
NYC. It was pretty clear then that the process for dismissing a teacher
was WAY too complicated but apparently the union had the power to force
that (or the administration lacked the intestinal fortitude to say no.
And that had to be at least 20 years ago.
That same item looked at a black high school senior and gave him a text
to read. It was at the level of "See Tom. See Tom run." and that poor
kid struggled mightily to get through the few lines he had to read. If
THAT is the best the teachers can do, I don't see how they have any
right to these preposterously complex dismissal procedures. Maybe if
teachers actually TAUGHT the curriculum - and the curriculum was purged
of woke nonsense - students would actually learn something. Of course
they'd also have to bring back some discipline so that the mere whisper
of a hint of getting sent to the principal's office actually meant
something. If they don't do that, the kids will not even pay attention
to what the teacher is saying and just daydream or get into mischief.
...
On 5/12/2025 4:52 PM, Rhino wrote:
That same item looked at a black high school senior and gave him a text
to read. It was at the level of "See Tom. See Tom run." and that poor
kid struggled mightily to get through the few lines he had to read. If
THAT is the best the teachers can do, I don't see how they have any
right to these preposterously complex dismissal procedures. Maybe if
teachers actually TAUGHT the curriculum - and the curriculum was purged
of woke nonsense - students would actually learn something. Of course
they'd also have to bring back some discipline so that the mere whisper
of a hint of getting sent to the principal's office actually meant
something. If they don't do that, the kids will not even pay attention
to what the teacher is saying and just daydream or get into mischief.
You blame "woke nonsense" and incompetent educators for illiteracy???
May 12, 2025 at 3:55:35 PM PDT, moviePig <nobody@nowhere.com> wrote:
On 5/12/2025 4:52 PM, Rhino wrote:
That same item looked at a black high school senior and gave him a text >>>to read. It was at the level of "See Tom. See Tom run." and that poor
kid struggled mightily to get through the few lines he had to read. If >>>THAT is the best the teachers can do, I don't see how they have any
right to these preposterously complex dismissal procedures. Maybe if >>>teachers actually TAUGHT the curriculum - and the curriculum was purged >>>of woke nonsense - students would actually learn something. Of course >>>they'd also have to bring back some discipline so that the mere whisper >>>of a hint of getting sent to the principal's office actually meant >>>something. If they don't do that, the kids will not even pay attention
to what the teacher is saying and just daydream or get into mischief.
You blame "woke nonsense" and incompetent educators for illiteracy???
Well, it's a teacher's job to make kids literate. If they're not to blame for >a generation of illiterate children, who is?
It's like wondering who to blame when you hire a plumber to fix a leak and you >come home to find your house flooded.
On 5/12/2025 4:52 PM, Rhino wrote:
On 2025-05-12 1:31 PM, BTR1701 wrote:
On May 12, 2025 at 1:30:48 AM PDT, "Ubiquitous" <weberm@polaris.net>
wrote:
Perhaps??To prove that Donald Trump is a very mean person while journalists are >>>> totally compassionate and loving, CNN has aired a sympathetic interview >>>> with a member of a Mexican drug cartel.
Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Oh, Klavan, you
marvelous merchant of magical mirth, only you could invent a scenario
in which a Left-wing news outlet sinks so deeply into the bubbling
tarpit of its own twisted political hatred that the lunatic idea of
legitimizing a death-mongering gangster could wend its way through every >>>> level of internal decision-making without one voice of even semi-decency >>>> speaking up to say, "Wait, wait, we can't allow our childish
demonization of our political opponents to twist our souls into gnarled >>>> burnt offerings fit only for the altars of hell so that we actually call >>>> evil good and good evil right there on cable TV in front of our six or >>>> seven viewers."
Klavan is trying his damndest here to be as over-the-top and hyperbolic
as possible, but sadly, the depths to which CNN has sunk make this
impossible. You can't parody these people anymore. Every time you come
up with some so absurd and depraved to illustrate a point, they accept
it as a challenge and make it reality.
But no, my friends, I am not making this up.
CNN girl reporter Shapely Nudnick actually traveled to a Mexican hideout >>>> where she spoke sympathetically with a masked member of the Sinaloa Drug >>>> Cartel, whose former boss El Chapo was said to be personally
responsible for the deaths of over 34,000 people.
Ms. Nudnick, winner of this year's Pulitzer prize for most attractive
backside, fetchingly leaned forward and asked the masked gangster -
and as God is my witness, I am not making this up, "According to the
Trump Administration, you are a terrorist ... What do you make of that?" >>>> The masked member of the murderous cartel responded, "I don't like to
get overly emotional because my job depends on inspiring terror in
anyone who tries to stand in my way, but I must be honest and tell you >>>> this slur from your President Trump hurt my feelings very deeply. I am >>>> just a man trying to make a living in this crazy world, and when I heard >>>> I had been labeled a terrorist, my hands were literally shaking so hard >>>> I could barely shove a screwdriver into the face of one of my rivals. I >>>> respect President Trump, and respect is very important because people
who don't return my respect are often found inside plastic bags in
several different locations. But a man must eat and, to be fair, our
customers are mostly in the United States and as any good businessman
will tell you, you have to go where the customers are and then slowly
poison them to death. I hope the American people will push back against >>>> this insult, and if they don't, I know where they live."
CNN has proudly announced that this interview is only the first in a new >>>> series of self-degrading acts of pure evil that will appear over the
course of the Trump Presidency, and they've been airing tantalizing
previews of future episodes. In one clip, Shapely Nudnik bravely travels >>>> to an undisclosed elementary school to interview a pedophile teacher who >>>> says, "I think it's very cruel for people to demonize someone they don't >>>> even know with ugly words like pervert and evil scum-sucking hell-fiend. >>>> I just thank heavens I belong to a teachers' union where they support
the idea that minor attracted persons can work at an elementary school. >>>> After all, that's where the children are, not to mention the porn."
Case in point. The idea that a school wouldn't or couldn't fire a
pedophile teacher caught abusing children seems outrageously ridiculous. >>> Over course that wouldn't happen, right? Leftists administrators and
union members in L.A. say "Hold my beer".
Several years ago, we had a teacher in Los Angeles who was blindfolding
kids and feeding them cookies frosted with his own semen.
He was arrested and indicted but due to the union rules, the school
district couldn't fire him. He was collecting his paycheck while
sitting in a jail cell. The only way the could get rid of him was to
negotiate with him to voluntarily quit, for which he received a hefty
cash payout.
If the union is so powerful that we can't fire a teacher who is
forcing kids to eat his own jizz, then perhaps we need to rethink the
whole concept of public employee unions.
I still remember John Stossel's piece on "rubber rooms" for teachers in
NYC. That's where they went to sit and read the newspaper (or whatever
as long as it wasn't teaching) at full pay for YEARS while the
incredibly convoluted process for firing a teacher was worked through.
The particular building they filmed in had 6 storeys and was only one of
several such buildings, apparently all dedicated to "rubber rooms", in
NYC. It was pretty clear then that the process for dismissing a teacher
was WAY too complicated but apparently the union had the power to force
that (or the administration lacked the intestinal fortitude to say no.
And that had to be at least 20 years ago.
That same item looked at a black high school senior and gave him a text
to read. It was at the level of "See Tom. See Tom run." and that poor
kid struggled mightily to get through the few lines he had to read. If
THAT is the best the teachers can do, I don't see how they have any
right to these preposterously complex dismissal procedures. Maybe if
teachers actually TAUGHT the curriculum - and the curriculum was purged
of woke nonsense - students would actually learn something. Of course
they'd also have to bring back some discipline so that the mere whisper
of a hint of getting sent to the principal's office actually meant
something. If they don't do that, the kids will not even pay attention
to what the teacher is saying and just daydream or get into mischief.
You blame "woke nonsense" and incompetent educators for illiteracy???
On May 12, 2025 at 3:55:35 PM PDT, "moviePig" <nobody@nowhere.com> wrote:
On 5/12/2025 4:52 PM, Rhino wrote:
That same item looked at a black high school senior and gave him a text >>> to read. It was at the level of "See Tom. See Tom run." and that poor
kid struggled mightily to get through the few lines he had to read. If >>> THAT is the best the teachers can do, I don't see how they have any
right to these preposterously complex dismissal procedures. Maybe if
teachers actually TAUGHT the curriculum - and the curriculum was purged >>> of woke nonsense - students would actually learn something. Of course
they'd also have to bring back some discipline so that the mere whisper >>> of a hint of getting sent to the principal's office actually meant
something. If they don't do that, the kids will not even pay attention >>> to what the teacher is saying and just daydream or get into mischief. >>>>
You blame "woke nonsense" and incompetent educators for illiteracy???
Well, it's a teacher's job to make kids literate. If they're not to blame for a generation of illiterate children, who is?
It's like wondering who to blame when you hire a plumber to fix a leak and you
come home to find your house flooded.
On 5/12/2025 11:53 PM, BTR1701 wrote:
On May 12, 2025 at 3:55:35 PM PDT, "moviePig" <nobody@nowhere.com> wrote:
On 5/12/2025 4:52 PM, Rhino wrote:
That same item looked at a black high school senior and gave him a
text
to read. It was at the level of "See Tom. See Tom run." and that poor >>>> kid struggled mightily to get through the few lines he had to
read. If
THAT is the best the teachers can do, I don't see how they have any >>>> right to these preposterously complex dismissal procedures. Maybe if >>>> teachers actually TAUGHT the curriculum - and the curriculum was
purged
of woke nonsense - students would actually learn something. Of course >>>> they'd also have to bring back some discipline so that the mere
whisper
of a hint of getting sent to the principal's office actually meant
something. If they don't do that, the kids will not even pay
attention
to what the teacher is saying and just daydream or get into mischief. >>>>>
You blame "woke nonsense" and incompetent educators for illiteracy???
Well, it's a teacher's job to make kids literate. If they're not to
blame for
a generation of illiterate children, who is?
It's like wondering who to blame when you hire a plumber to fix a leak
and you
come home to find your house flooded.
If we're talking about literal 'literacy' (i.e., at the "See Tom run"
level) I put it on a par with toilet-training: your kids don't get to
leave your house without it. Thus, I see illiteracy as home-brewed, and unrelated to woke or otherwise substandard classrooms.
On 5/12/2025 11:53 PM, BTR1701 wrote:
Well, it's a teacher's job to make kids literate. If they're not to blame for
a generation of illiterate children, who is?
It's like wondering who to blame when you hire a plumber to fix a leak and you
come home to find your house flooded.
If we're talking about literal 'literacy' (i.e., at the "See Tom run"
level) I put it on a par with toilet-training: your kids don't get to
leave your house without it. Thus, I see illiteracy as home-brewed, and >unrelated to woke or otherwise substandard classrooms.
On 2025-05-13 10:35 AM, moviePig wrote:
On 5/12/2025 11:53 PM, BTR1701 wrote:So you're saying your parents taught you to read and you didn't start
On May 12, 2025 at 3:55:35 PM PDT, "moviePig" <nobody@nowhere.com>
wrote:
On 5/12/2025 4:52 PM, Rhino wrote:
That same item looked at a black high school senior and gave him
a text
to read. It was at the level of "See Tom. See Tom run." and that
poor
kid struggled mightily to get through the few lines he had to
read. If
THAT is the best the teachers can do, I don't see how they have any >>>>> right to these preposterously complex dismissal procedures. Maybe if >>>>> teachers actually TAUGHT the curriculum - and the curriculum was
purged
of woke nonsense - students would actually learn something. Of
course
they'd also have to bring back some discipline so that the mere
whisper
of a hint of getting sent to the principal's office actually meant >>>>> something. If they don't do that, the kids will not even pay
attention
to what the teacher is saying and just daydream or get into
mischief.
You blame "woke nonsense" and incompetent educators for illiteracy???
Well, it's a teacher's job to make kids literate. If they're not to
blame for
a generation of illiterate children, who is?
It's like wondering who to blame when you hire a plumber to fix a
leak and you
come home to find your house flooded.
If we're talking about literal 'literacy' (i.e., at the "See Tom run"
level) I put it on a par with toilet-training: your kids don't get to
leave your house without it. Thus, I see illiteracy as home-brewed,
and unrelated to woke or otherwise substandard classrooms.
school until you could at least read elementary school level books??
Why do I find myself doubting you?