• "Madame Web." HORRIBLE reviews

    From danny burstein@21:1/5 to Rich on Mon Feb 19 06:55:30 2024
    In <e87cdb3d-175d-4b0d-a4c6-0051410ac884n@googlegroups.com> Rich <rander3128@gmail.com> writes:

    Enough with mutating superhero movies into girl-power s---. People may finally be getting SICK of being lectured to. Maybe if she was shown being whipped by her boss....

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11057302/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_5_nm_3_q_madame%2520web

    I saw it so you don't have to.

    My review:

    If you're in the midst of a heavy thunderstorm with tornado
    warnings and the theatre is the only nearby shelter,
    then maybe.

    On the other hand, if you're justifiably and hopelessly smitten by
    Dakota Johnson, then change that pre-requisite of a heavy
    thunderstorm, etc., to a light drizzle.


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  • From super70s@21:1/5 to danny burstein on Wed Feb 21 23:32:30 2024
    On 2024-02-19 06:55:30 +0000, danny burstein said:

    In <e87cdb3d-175d-4b0d-a4c6-0051410ac884n@googlegroups.com> Rich <rander3128@gmail.com> writes:

    Enough with mutating superhero movies into girl-power s---. People may
    finally be getting SICK of being lectured to. Maybe if she was shown
    being whipped by her boss....

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11057302/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_5_nm_3_q_madame%2520web


    I saw it so you don't have to.

    My review:

    If you're in the midst of a heavy thunderstorm with tornado
    warnings and the theatre is the only nearby shelter,
    then maybe.

    On the other hand, if you're justifiably and hopelessly smitten by
    Dakota Johnson, then change that pre-requisite of a heavy
    thunderstorm, etc., to a light drizzle.

    Johnson looks too much like Don Johnson and not enough like Melanie Griffith.

    I call it the Jamie Lee Curtis Syndrome (too much like Tony Curtis and
    not enough like Janet Leigh).

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  • From Jules Winnfield@21:1/5 to super70s@super70s.invalid on Thu Feb 22 15:21:19 2024
    super70s <super70s@super70s.invalid> wrote in news:ur6m9e$3lua8$1@dont-email.me:

    On 2024-02-19 06:55:30 +0000, danny burstein said:

    In <e87cdb3d-175d-4b0d-a4c6-0051410ac884n@googlegroups.com> Rich
    <rander3128@gmail.com> writes:

    Enough with mutating superhero movies into girl-power s---. People
    may finally be getting SICK of being lectured to. Maybe if she was
    shown being whipped by her boss....

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11057302/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_5_nm_3_q_
    madame%2520web


    I saw it so you don't have to.

    My review:

    If you're in the midst of a heavy thunderstorm with tornado
    warnings and the theatre is the only nearby shelter,
    then maybe.

    On the other hand, if you're justifiably and hopelessly smitten by
    Dakota Johnson, then change that pre-requisite of a heavy
    thunderstorm, etc., to a light drizzle.

    Johnson looks too much like Don Johnson and not enough like Melanie
    Griffith.

    I call it the Jamie Lee Curtis Syndrome (too much like Tony Curtis and
    not enough like Janet Leigh).



    True dat.

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  • From Danart@21:1/5 to All on Sun Jun 9 21:59:05 2024
    Rich wrote:
    Enough with mutating superhero movies into girl-power s---. People
    may finally be getting SICK of being lectured to. Maybe if she was
    shown being whipped by her boss....


    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11057302/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_5_nm_3_q_madame%2520web

    Nobody
    cares about MW. Everybody wants to see 1990's "Spider-man"
    animation continue from where it left off. With original writers and
    script makers. Like how "X-men 97" literally gave us more
    "Mutant Hunting" and more "Magneto" and so much
    what we all were missing.

    I show my mother and she was like "They look the same". It
    was her show back then on Saturday mornings. Spider-man was mine


    This is a response to the post seen at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=661044254#661044254

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