• THE COFFEE TABLE (no spoilers)

    From moviePig@21:1/5 to All on Mon Jan 20 16:31:12 2025
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    To celebrate their new baby, a middle-aged couple purchases some elegant furniture. THE COFFEE TABLE (Tubi, Ama$on) is a pitch-black horror
    comedy from Spain. Disappointingly, its under-90 minutes delivers far
    more chutzpah than invention ...seemingly satisfied that a hellishly
    shocking context makes any subsequent unawareness of it automatically
    funny. I waited for payoffs that never came. Not recommended.

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  • From Pluted Pup@21:1/5 to moviePig on Wed Jan 22 10:29:33 2025
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    On Mon, 20 Jan 2025 13:31:12 -0800, moviePig wrote:


    To celebrate their new baby, a middle-aged couple purchases some elegant furniture. THE COFFEE TABLE (Tubi, Ama$on) is a pitch-black horror
    comedy from Spain. Disappointingly, its under-90 minutes delivers far
    more chutzpah than invention ...seemingly satisfied that a hellishly
    shocking context makes any subsequent unawareness of it automatically
    funny. I waited for payoffs that never came. Not recommended.

    Is it a comedy? I can't find any unvarnished clips of it on youtube.
    wikipedia gives the plot, why not give spoilers? It sounds like
    gross out stuff.

    I like to know "spoilers" because plots are cheap anyway,
    it's how a movie is directed and produced, not what the plot is.

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  • From moviePig@21:1/5 to Pluted Pup on Wed Jan 22 14:27:00 2025
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    On 1/22/2025 1:29 PM, Pluted Pup wrote:
    On Mon, 20 Jan 2025 13:31:12 -0800, moviePig wrote:


    To celebrate their new baby, a middle-aged couple purchases some elegant
    furniture. THE COFFEE TABLE (Tubi, Ama$on) is a pitch-black horror
    comedy from Spain. Disappointingly, its under-90 minutes delivers far
    more chutzpah than invention ...seemingly satisfied that a hellishly
    shocking context makes any subsequent unawareness of it automatically
    funny. I waited for payoffs that never came. Not recommended.

    Is it a comedy? I can't find any unvarnished clips of it on youtube. wikipedia gives the plot, why not give spoilers? It sounds like
    gross out stuff.

    I like to know "spoilers" because plots are cheap anyway,
    it's how a movie is directed and produced, not what the plot is.

    Spoilers are always readily available, just not from me. Yeah, IMDb
    confirms that this is pretty clearly a comedy, though I've mentioned my struggles to appreciate that aspect. And fwiw I'm fine with gross-out
    gore (...though there's actually not tons of it here).

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  • From Bill Anderson@21:1/5 to moviePig on Sat Jan 25 19:10:27 2025
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    moviePig <nobody@nowhere.com> wrote:

    To celebrate their new baby, a middle-aged couple purchases some elegant furniture. THE COFFEE TABLE (Tubi, Ama$on) is a pitch-black horror
    comedy from Spain. Disappointingly, its under-90 minutes delivers far
    more chutzpah than invention ...seemingly satisfied that a hellishly
    shocking context makes any subsequent unawareness of it automatically
    funny. I waited for payoffs that never came. Not recommended.




    It’s clearly a movie I would never watch, but I was intrigued by your comments so I read the plot summary on Wikipedia. And I have to say my
    reaction to the plot summary is almost exactly what you wrote. There was no payoff and horrible events were supposed to be amusing simply because they
    were too awful to contemplate. Reading about this movie was somewhat interesting, but the thought of seeing it is…too awful to contemplate.

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  • From moviePig@21:1/5 to Bill Anderson on Sat Jan 25 15:07:33 2025
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    On 1/25/2025 2:10 PM, Bill Anderson wrote:
    moviePig <nobody@nowhere.com> wrote:

    To celebrate their new baby, a middle-aged couple purchases some elegant
    furniture. THE COFFEE TABLE (Tubi, Ama$on) is a pitch-black horror
    comedy from Spain. Disappointingly, its under-90 minutes delivers far
    more chutzpah than invention ...seemingly satisfied that a hellishly
    shocking context makes any subsequent unawareness of it automatically
    funny. I waited for payoffs that never came. Not recommended.

    It’s clearly a movie I would never watch, but I was intrigued by your comments so I read the plot summary on Wikipedia. And I have to say my reaction to the plot summary is almost exactly what you wrote. There was no payoff and horrible events were supposed to be amusing simply because they were too awful to contemplate. Reading about this movie was somewhat interesting, but the thought of seeing it is…too awful to contemplate.

    Otoh, it may be that we are both just irredeemably unhip...

    The movie's well-crafted enough that I kept thinking some finale might
    ride in. Sounds as though that Wiki entry could've saved me 90 minutes.

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  • From super70s@21:1/5 to moviePig on Mon Feb 3 22:14:29 2025
    On 2025-01-20 21:31:12 +0000, moviePig said:

    To celebrate their new baby, a middle-aged couple purchases some
    elegant furniture. THE COFFEE TABLE (Tubi, Ama$on) is a pitch-black
    horror comedy from Spain. Disappointingly, its under-90 minutes
    delivers far more chutzpah than invention ...seemingly satisfied that a hellishly shocking context makes any subsequent unawareness of it automatically funny. I waited for payoffs that never came. Not
    recommended.

    Here's an essay in the latest issue of Time I thought you'd appreciate:

    It's time for the Oscars to take horror seriously
    by Megan McCluskey

    WHEN DEMI MOORE WON THE GOLDEN GLOBE for her turn in Coralie Fargeat's body-horror hit "The Substance" on Jan. 5, she shared in her acceptance
    speech that it was the first real award she'd received in her more than
    45 years in Hollywood. While recognition of the 62-year-old actor was
    long overdue, it was perhaps a surprise that it came for a role that
    involved donning grotesque prosthetics and graphically birthing a
    younger version of herself, considering horror's grim awards-season
    track record.

    In the nearly 100 years since the Oscars debuted, a grand total of
    seven horror movies (now including "The Substance," with Fareat also
    receiving a nod for Best Director) have been nominated for Best
    Picture. Only 1991's "The Silence of the Lambs" -- which is also a
    detective story -- has won. A statuette for Moore, who received her
    first ever nomination on Jan. 23, would make her just the seventh actor
    to receive an Oscar for their role in a horror movie. It's an
    egregiously low success rate for a genre that's delivered some of
    film's most memorable performances.

    And Moore is just the chosen representative of a year that produced
    many stellar turns in a wide range of scary movies. There was Hugh
    Grant as a fiendishly charming zealot in "Heretic," Naomi Scott as a
    pop star fighting both literal and figurative demons in "Smile 2," and
    Justice Smith as a shy teen who develops an obsession with a cult
    horror series in "I Saw the TV Glow." Christmas-day release of
    "Nosferatu," Robert Eggers' remake of FW. Murnau's 1922 silent vampire
    classic, swiftly climbed into the top 50 highest-grossing horror movies
    of all time as critics heaped praise on star Lily-Rose Depp. Though
    Grant was nominated for a Golden Globe, the others have been largely overlooked.


    GORY AND GRUESOME, "The Substance" was never a shoo-in for mainstream
    success. But a buzzy Cannes debut, a resonant message about aging
    women, and a box-office haul of $76 million on a $17.5 million budget
    are all testament to how powerful a vehicle horror can be for talented
    actors. Still, even if Moore ends up on the podium on March 2, it
    doesn't change the fact that, historically, the Academy has made a
    habit of snubbing some of the most deserving performances. To name just
    a few from the past decade: Toni Collette in "Hereditary," Lupita
    Nyong'o in "Us," Florence Pugh in "Midsommar."

    Critically acclaimed horror movies like "Psycho," "The Exorcist,"
    "Jaws," "Carrie," and "The Sixth Sense" used to be able to at least nab
    some of the big-five Oscar nominations. Past acting wins in the genre
    have gone to Kathy Bates for 1990's "Misery," Ruth Gordon for 1968's "Rosemary's Baby," and Fredric March for 1931's "Dr. Jekyll and Mr.
    Hyde," as well as Jodie Foster and Anthony Hopkins' dual Best Actress
    and Best Actor victories for "Silence of the Lambs." But after that,
    you'd have to jump 20 years to Natalie Portman, who prima-ballerina-ed
    her way to the most recent horror acting Oscar in 2010's "Black Swan."

    In the 15 years since, "Get Out"'s Daniel Kaluuya has been the only
    horror actor to even receive a nomination. And are the films becoming contenders for even *horror* horror at all? Oscar honors seem to be
    reserved for movies that are considered to have transcended the genre
    (in itself a fairly subjective category) in some way. As "The Exorcist" director William Friedkin put in in 2015, "I thought it was a film
    about the mystery of faith." More recently, even as movies like 2014's
    "The Babadook" and Eggers' 2016 breakout "The Witch" began to give rise
    to the term "elevated horror" -- a controversial descriptor for a
    horror movie that has supposedly achieved a higher level of artistic
    merit than the genre's more mainstream fare -- the chances of awards recognition seem to have dropped.

    Despite its undeniable cultural impact, position as the fastest growing
    genre at the box office, and heightened critical attention, horror
    clearly continues to be viewed by many Academy voters as less than, at
    least as compared with period dramas and biopics that frequently earn
    awards glory. If the Academy doesn't reward those like Moore who are
    willing to take the horror leap of faith, it tacitly disincentivizes
    what she described in her Globes speech as "magical, bold, courageous, out-of-the-box, absolutely bonkers" performances from some of the best
    names in the biz. Scary thought, isn't it?

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