For the first time ever, it is Powernaut vs. Powernaut!

https://eilertech.com/stories/powernaut/2024c.htm#7d

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Bonus Section: Social Media by Powernauts! (reposting the previous
content, now in continuity)

Brought to you by Brain2Web technology. Even the superheroes rely on
it, in the midst of action.

Brain2Web! Save your thoughts to social media, the same way you would
ask any smart device to work for you! You can even edit and add
footnotes for the record later!

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Coach

Ha! A villain I met in 2006 is trying to access the new tower, and he's brought people to guard him! I'm spearheading our way into the action!


Principal

Crud! We Powernauts have found two parties from our ship on
unauthorized shore leave, to explore a mysterious new tower. My
colleague "Coach" Powernaut is taking extreme measures against that - at
risk of his own life! Even I've learned not to just attack visitors,
thank you "Director" Powernaut... [2014] Anyway, it's time to go keep
him from impaling himself!


Coach

Huh???


Principal

No! We do *not* get to impale ourselves *or* assault visitors!


Coach

Sigh, I had it covered. But you're not the first one to tell me stuff
like that... [2008]


Vice-Principal

I'm not surprised.

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-- (signed) Scott Eiler 8{D> ------ http://www.eilertech.com/ -------

"Your Royal Highness, instead of devoting yourself exclusively
to Minerva, should, instead, rather offer sacrifice at the altars
of Bacchus, Orpheus, Venus, and Morpheus."

- Advice to Prince Duarte of Portugal. From "The golden age of
Prince Henry the Navigator", by Joaquim Pedro Oliveira Martins.
Coming soon to Project Gutenberg.

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