• Winners Wizbang Caption Contest Week of August 16, 2024

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    This weekÆs Weekend Caption ContestÖ celebrates creativity..

    The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

    https://www.wizbangblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/rachael-gunn-aka- raygun-1840066111.jpg

    Here are the winning entries:

    1) (Joe_Miller) û ôHow did I miss that Mime is now an Olympic sport?ö

    2) (vern bachman) û

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f88bbd1672e7b2f334a2092c2b54c26c56418 b81de5054dc59e55a82a8c8ea97.jpg

    3) (Brian Brandt) û ôCaution: When assembling your sex doll, be sure to
    follow instructions carefully.ö

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ec7a2ce26491943cd0f0a454c6a06930ae01d 2113dba2460f151df6200e40f62.png

    4)(Kenny Moore) û ôFew will remember who won the gold. Be unique, be
    yourself, be memorable.ö

    5) (cathymv) û ôDavid Attenborourgh: Deep in the Australian outback we see
    the elusive but deadly stiff bodied Boobie dream killer. Native to
    Australia, they live in solitary concrete caves. They use mini feral
    felines as companions, sometimes up to a dozen at a time. Living the
    solitary life, they rarely breed leading to their rabid nature that
    explodes in furious anger when mildly inconvenienced. In the twilight
    hours, you can see the Boobie dream killer slink out of their caves and commence with their mating dance.

    They contort their bodies in awkward positions, arms flailing, wiggling on
    the ground showing off their unused and often cobwebbed filled sexual
    organs in hope of attracting a mate.

    Being so solitary and irascible, they continue to search desperately for a viral strong mate. But, as you can see, this Boobie dream killer looks to
    be spending another mating season alone as there are not many Boobie dream killer mates left in their world.

    When seeing the Boobie dream killer, do not approach. They are violent and
    have an odor that can make your eyes water. We always advise that you walk
    away and pretend you donÆt know they are there. Even with the numbers of
    Boobie dream killers getting decreasing each year, they have proven to be
    of no use to nature and will eventually die out of existence.ö

    6) (Retired military) û ôParamedics rushed onto the floor not realizing
    she wasnÆt having a strokeö

    The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

    (Mary Gehman) û ôIn light of recent events, she has changed her name to æBlunder From Down Underöàö

    Best Hidden Gem:

    (RockThisTown) û ôWell, thatÆs one way to be the best-selling Halloween costume.ö

    Best Banter Weight:

    (McGeehee) û ôWait till you see ôJurassic Park on Ice.öö

    Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

    (Par4Course) û ôLetÆs all do
    Do the kangaroo.ö

    Best ôShe Who is Still Not POTUSö:

    (rodney dill) û ôPerformance Art: Scaling HillaryÆs Assö

    Most Inappropriate:

    (ulley) û ôIs that a Didgeridoo between her legsö

    ThatÆs all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption
    ContestÖ will debut Friday morning.

    https://www.wizbangblog.com/2024/08/18/winners-wizbang-caption-contest- week-of-august-16-2024/

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