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Cragslist personal ad - an armed society
To the Guy Who Tried to
Mug Me in Downtown Savannah,
the night before last.
Date: 07-27-09,
1:43 A M EST.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry
jacket, that you demanded
that I hand over to you, shortly after you pulled the knife on my
girlfriend, threatening our lives. >
You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and
earrings.
I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather
important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your
embarrassment when I drew my pistol after you took my Jacket. The
evening was
not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.
My
girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol
for my
birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very
evening.
Obviously you agree that it is a very Intimidating weapon when
pointed at your head, wasn't it?
I know it probably wasn't fun
walking back to wherever you'd come from bare footed since I made you
leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you
from calling or
running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
After I called
your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I
explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and
filled up my
gas tank as well as four other people's in the gas station on your
credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was
extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go
Go’s, along with all the cash in your wa llet. [That made his
day!] I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that
was parked
at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and
keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
Later, I called a bunch of phone
sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the
line, alt hough
I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going on
with that?
Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's
office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my
possible
target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat
(I guess while he traced your number etc.).
In a way, perhaps I should
apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution
is a far
more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you
well, as you
try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues,
and can only
hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps
reconsider the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.
Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.
Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours,
Alex
P.S. Remember this motto. . An armed society makes for a more
civil society!
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