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Woman Who Made Career Singing About Her Bad Choices Endorses Kamala Entertainment
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Sep 11, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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U.S. — A singer who has made her entire career out of writing songs
detailing her horrifically bad choices has announced her choice for
President: Kamala Harris.

Pop icon Taylor Swift, who has written a veritable library of songs
about her being a poor judge of character, made the announcement last
night. "I know I'm internationally renowned for regretting every major
decision in my life, but this choice will turn out different, I just
know it," said Swift. "She's the one!"

A longtime Democrat, Swift's songwriting is known for chronicling how
each man she thought would be the one turned out to be a total scumbag,
but she was too blind to see it. More recently, her writing has evolved
to explaining how she's mentally unstable and makes terrible,
destructive decisions about other things in her life outside of romantic relationships.

"Who better than Taylor Swift to decide if a person will work out or
not?" said Swift fanatic David Muir. "If you stacked all of her
ex-boyfriends on top of each other, you could reach Neptune, okay?
That's what we call 'experience'. She's got so much experience making
wrong decisions, who better to decide what's right?"

At publishing time, Swift had reportedly begun penning a breakup song
after learning that Kamala is really more of a Britney fan.

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