• Re: vaporware

    From Alan@21:1/5 to badgolferman on Thu Mar 13 11:42:50 2025
    On 2025-03-13 08:21, badgolferman wrote:
    John Gruber is one of the more high-profile Apple commenters, and
    generally takes a pretty upbeat view of the company, so it was a big
    surprise to see him launch a blistering attack on the iPhone maker.

    Referring to Apple advertising Siri features which don’t yet exist, he argues that the company is “in disarray if not crisis,” is making “bullshit” claims, and has “squandered” its reputation with “a fiasco” …

    On Daring Fireball, Gruber says the reality of any product claims can
    be judged on a four-point scale:

    - Demonstrated, but nobody allowed to try it for themselves
    - Hands-on demos for media in very controlled conditions
    - Beta versions anyone can try for themselves
    - Shipped features

    He says the level below this – concept videos of features which cannot
    even be carefully demonstrated – is just BS. And that’s where Apple is with the above Siri features.

    There were no demonstrations of any of that. Those features were all at
    level 0 on my hierarchy. That level is called vaporware. They were
    features Apple said existed, which they claimed would be shipping in
    the next year, and which they portrayed, to great effect, in the
    signature “Siri, when is my mom’s flight landing?” segment of the WWDC keynote itself, starting around the 1h:22m mark. Apple was either
    unwilling or unable to demonstrate those features in action back in
    June, even with Apple product marketing reps performing the demos from
    a prepared script using prepared devices […]

    What Apple showed regarding the upcoming “personalized Siri” at WWDC
    was not a demo. It was a concept video. Concept videos are bullshit,
    and a sign of a company in disarray, if not crisis.

    Gruber argues that if there was any level of reality at all to these
    features then the delay announcement would have been the perfect time
    to demo the current state of play to some tech writers, to show what is currently working and what isn’t yet.

    That didn’t happen. If these features exist in any sort of working
    state at all, no one outside Apple has vouched for their existence, let
    alone for their quality […]

    The fiasco is that Apple pitched a story that wasn’t true, one that
    some people within the company surely understood wasn’t true, and they
    set a course based on that.

    There are a lot of companies who make obviously BS claims about AI
    products, and Gruber said he never expected Apple to be one of them.
    While there have been occasional disasters like AirPower, you could
    normally trust the company’s claims, he says. But no more.

    But their credibility is now damaged […] Damaged is arguably too
    passive. It was squandered.

    https://9to5mac.com/2025/03/13/apple-commenter-john-gruber-launches-blistering-attack-on-rotten-apple-over-siri-vaporware/

    I normally like what Mr. Gruber writes very much...

    ...but this is more than a little bit hyperbolic.

    Apple screwed up, sure.

    He's reading far too much into it.

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  • From Alan@21:1/5 to badgolferman on Thu Mar 13 14:28:17 2025
    On 2025-03-13 14:27, badgolferman wrote:
    Alan <nuh-uh@nope.com> wrote:
    On 2025-03-13 08:21, badgolferman wrote:
    John Gruber is one of the more high-profile Apple commenters, and
    generally takes a pretty upbeat view of the company, so it was a big
    surprise to see him launch a blistering attack on the iPhone maker.

    Referring to Apple advertising Siri features which don’t yet exist, he >>> argues that the company is “in disarray if not crisis,” is making
    “bullshit” claims, and has “squandered” its reputation with “a fiasco” …

    On Daring Fireball, Gruber says the reality of any product claims can
    be judged on a four-point scale:

    - Demonstrated, but nobody allowed to try it for themselves
    - Hands-on demos for media in very controlled conditions
    - Beta versions anyone can try for themselves
    - Shipped features

    He says the level below this – concept videos of features which cannot >>> even be carefully demonstrated – is just BS. And that’s where Apple is >>> with the above Siri features.

    There were no demonstrations of any of that. Those features were all at
    level 0 on my hierarchy. That level is called vaporware. They were
    features Apple said existed, which they claimed would be shipping in
    the next year, and which they portrayed, to great effect, in the
    signature “Siri, when is my mom’s flight landing?” segment of the WWDC
    keynote itself, starting around the 1h:22m mark. Apple was either
    unwilling or unable to demonstrate those features in action back in
    June, even with Apple product marketing reps performing the demos from
    a prepared script using prepared devices […]

    What Apple showed regarding the upcoming “personalized Siri” at WWDC >>> was not a demo. It was a concept video. Concept videos are bullshit,
    and a sign of a company in disarray, if not crisis.

    Gruber argues that if there was any level of reality at all to these
    features then the delay announcement would have been the perfect time
    to demo the current state of play to some tech writers, to show what is
    currently working and what isn’t yet.

    That didn’t happen. If these features exist in any sort of working
    state at all, no one outside Apple has vouched for their existence, let
    alone for their quality […]

    The fiasco is that Apple pitched a story that wasn’t true, one that
    some people within the company surely understood wasn’t true, and they >>> set a course based on that.

    There are a lot of companies who make obviously BS claims about AI
    products, and Gruber said he never expected Apple to be one of them.
    While there have been occasional disasters like AirPower, you could
    normally trust the company’s claims, he says. But no more.

    But their credibility is now damaged […] Damaged is arguably too
    passive. It was squandered.

    https://9to5mac.com/2025/03/13/apple-commenter-john-gruber-launches-blistering-attack-on-rotten-apple-over-siri-vaporware/

    I normally like what Mr. Gruber writes very much...

    ...but this is more than a little bit hyperbolic.

    Apple screwed up, sure.

    He's reading far too much into it.


    If he’s right when you agree with him, why do you think he’s not right when
    you don’t agree with him? Maybe you’re the one who should reexamine your position.


    I said I think he's right that Apple screwed up, Lickspittle.

    Or is reading something you don't actually do well?

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  • From Marion@21:1/5 to badgolferman on Thu Mar 13 21:30:05 2025
    On Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:21:14 -0000 (UTC), badgolferman wrote :


    But their credibility is now damaged

    Shocking. Y'mean Apple lied? I'm shocked. Shocked I say. Shocked.

    In my humble opinion, Apple's credibility was forever lost when Apple
    publicly claimed that physics for affected Apple iPhone batteries (only
    after an update to iOS 10.2) is *different* than all other battery physics.

    And they got away with it because an Apple consumer will believe anything.

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  • From Alan@21:1/5 to Marion on Thu Mar 13 14:33:05 2025
    On 2025-03-13 14:30, Marion wrote:
    On Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:21:14 -0000 (UTC), badgolferman wrote :


    But their credibility is now damaged

    Shocking. Y'mean Apple lied? I'm shocked. Shocked I say. Shocked.

    In my humble opinion, Apple's credibility was forever lost when Apple publicly claimed that physics for affected Apple iPhone batteries (only
    after an update to iOS 10.2) is *different* than all other battery physics.
    Talk about lying, Arlen...

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  • From Alan@21:1/5 to badgolferman on Thu Mar 13 15:28:59 2025
    On 2025-03-13 15:15, badgolferman wrote:
    Marion <marion@facts.com> wrote:
    On Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:21:14 -0000 (UTC), badgolferman wrote :


    But their credibility is now damaged

    Shocking. Y'mean Apple lied? I'm shocked. Shocked I say. Shocked.

    In my humble opinion, Apple's credibility was forever lost when Apple
    publicly claimed that physics for affected Apple iPhone batteries (only
    after an update to iOS 10.2) is *different* than all other battery physics. >>
    And they got away with it because an Apple consumer will believe anything. >>

    For me it was “you’re holding the phone wrong” and “it’s courageous to
    remove the headphone jack”.
    Context for those so-called quotes, please.

    Because:

    'No results found for "it's courageous to remove the headphone jack".'

    And moreover, you're doing what you anti-Apple zealots always do:

    Holding Apple to a ridiculous standard.

    Companies of all kinds make products that have problems and companies of
    all kinds make statements about those situations which tend to be
    self-serving.

    You're reaching back nearly 15 years for the iPhone 4, and more than 8
    years for the iPhone 7's lack of a headphone jack.

    And since the iPhone 7, more and more smartphones have ditched it.

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  • From Marion@21:1/5 to badgolferman on Fri Mar 14 00:14:28 2025
    On Thu, 13 Mar 2025 22:15:28 -0000 (UTC), badgolferman wrote :


    And they got away with it because an Apple consumer will believe anything. >>

    For me it was "you're holding the phone wrong" and "it's courageous to
    remove the headphone jack".

    +1. Agree with those brazen lies that apple also got away with Scott free.
    a. Apple lies that battery chemistry is different for its iOS versions
    b. Apple lied about its poor antenna design
    c. Apple lied about why they removed the industry standard aux jack

    Add to those Apple lies that they removed the charger (& raised the price!)
    so that they would be "green" & because everyone already had a bunch of 5
    Watt charging bricks for their iPhone 12 (which was designed for 20 watts).

    Apple's fundamental strategy is to remove basic hardware (or never even
    provide it, such as the industry standard portable storage slot), and then watch their (admittedly loyal) customers squirm in pain to find a way to
    pay to get that removed functionality back.

    What's a common theme is the Apple customer will always believe these lies.
    Apple: I just shoved a pole up your ass... Apple is good for you, right?
    Apple Customer: I love you! I'll wait outside the store for you to do it!

    Thank God Android's abound like mine, with huge batteries, headphone jacks, sdcard slots for portable storage and a powerful PD/QC charger in the box.
    --
    Apple only tells the truth, when forced to, usually in court.

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  • From Alan@21:1/5 to Marion on Thu Mar 13 17:39:49 2025
    On 2025-03-13 17:14, Marion wrote:
    On Thu, 13 Mar 2025 22:15:28 -0000 (UTC), badgolferman wrote :


    And they got away with it because an Apple consumer will believe
    anything.


    For me it was "you're holding the phone wrong" and "it's courageous to
    remove the headphone jack".

    +1. Agree with those brazen lies that apple also got away with Scott free.
    a. Apple lies that battery chemistry is different for its iOS versions
    b. Apple lied about its poor antenna design
    c. Apple lied about why they removed the industry standard aux jack

    For a "man" who claims he only states facts...

    ...you sure post a lot of unsupported assertions.

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  • From Marion@21:1/5 to Your Name on Fri Mar 21 02:23:04 2025
    On Sat, 15 Mar 2025 10:41:16 +1300, Your Name wrote :


    Some fools are now clamouring for Tim Cook to resign over silly Apple Intelligence "fiasco".

    Apparently Tim Cook replaced John Giannandrea with Mike Rockwell to head up
    the Siri team.
    <https://techcrunch.com/2025/03/20/apple-puts-vision-pro-exec-in-charge-of-siri-in-exec-shakeup/>

    Nobody on this newsgroup can find more than a single thing that Apple
    innovated in the past decade, so it seems Tim Cook deserves to leave.

    The entire Apple product line is a mere copy of everyone else's work.

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  • From Your Name@21:1/5 to badgolferman on Sat Mar 15 10:41:16 2025
    On 2025-03-13 15:21:14 +0000, badgolferman said:

    John Gruber is one of the more high-profile Apple commenters, and
    generally takes a pretty upbeat view of the company, so it was a big
    surprise to see him launch a blistering attack on the iPhone maker.

    Referring to Apple advertising Siri features which don't yet exist, he
    argues that the company is "in disarray if not crisis," is making
    "bullshit" claims, and has "squandered" its reputation with "a fiasco" ...

    On Daring Fireball, Gruber says the reality of any product claims can
    be judged on a four-point scale:

    - Demonstrated, but nobody allowed to try it for themselves
    - Hands-on demos for media in very controlled conditions
    - Beta versions anyone can try for themselves
    - Shipped features

    He says the level below this - concept videos of features which cannot
    even be carefully demonstrated - is just BS. And that's where Apple is
    with the above Siri features.

    There were no demonstrations of any of that. Those features were all at
    level 0 on my hierarchy. That level is called vaporware. They were
    features Apple said existed, which they claimed would be shipping in
    the next year, and which they portrayed, to great effect, in the
    signature "Siri, when is my mom's flight landing?" segment of the WWDC keynote itself, starting around the 1h:22m mark. Apple was either
    unwilling or unable to demonstrate those features in action back in
    June, even with Apple product marketing reps performing the demos from
    a prepared script using prepared devices [...]

    What Apple showed regarding the upcoming "personalized Siri" at WWDC
    was not a demo. It was a concept video. Concept videos are bullshit,
    and a sign of a company in disarray, if not crisis.

    Gruber argues that if there was any level of reality at all to these
    features then the delay announcement would have been the perfect time
    to demo the current state of play to some tech writers, to show what is currently working and what isn't yet.

    That didn't happen. If these features exist in any sort of working
    state at all, no one outside Apple has vouched for their existence, let
    alone for their quality [...]

    The fiasco is that Apple pitched a story that wasn't true, one that
    some people within the company surely understood wasn't true, and they
    set a course based on that.

    There are a lot of companies who make obviously BS claims about AI
    products, and Gruber said he never expected Apple to be one of them.
    While there have been occasional disasters like AirPower, you could
    normally trust the company's claims, he says. But no more.

    But their credibility is now damaged [...] Damaged is arguably too
    passive. It was squandered.

    https://9to5mac.com/2025/03/13/apple-commenter-john-gruber-launches-blistering-attack-on-rotten-apple-over-siri-vaporware/



    Some fools are now clamouring for Tim Cook to resign over silly Apple Intelligence "fiasco".

    Calls for Tim Cook's resignation over Apple Intelligence
    miss that he has made Apple what it is

    <https://appleinsider.com/articles/25/03/14/calls-for-tim-cooks-resignation-over-apple-intelligence-miss-that-he-has-made-apple-what-it-is>



    Like every other big business CEO, Tim Cook does absolutely nothing
    useful for the company, let alone have any direct control over the
    day-to-day work. He could order the Apple Intelligence garbage to be
    ready in two weeks (an order that would then pass down numerous
    sub-levels of management underlings before getting to the real
    workers), but that makes zero difference to whether or not it is
    actually possibly to do it.

    Being the CEO, he probably has no idea what "Apple Intelligence"
    actually is, other than what his script writers put in his speeches and
    his sub-mnagaers tell him. Time Cook is certainly not a techie.

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