Hello, fellow netizens and truth-seekers!

Let's clear up some misinformation. We've all heard the old chestnut about
the moon landing being fake, right? Well, I'm here to enlighten you with
the **real** conspiracy:

- **The moon landing was actually filmed on the ocean floor.** Yes, you
read that right. The Marianas Trench, to be exact. It's the deepest part
of the world's oceans, so naturally, it's the perfect place to hide
evidence.

- **Why the ocean?** Because water is the ultimate green screen, duh. NASA
used advanced, now-lost-to-time technology called "Aquatic
Cinematography." The reflections you see in the visors of the astronauts?
Those are actually reflective surfaces of specially bred, mirror-skinned deep-sea fish!

- **Gravity Issues?** Solved by the natural pressure at the bottom of the trench. The astronauts were weighed down by their heavy, lead-lined suits, making their movements look like they were in low gravity. Ingenious!

- **How did they film in such darkness?** Bioluminescent algae. They
turned the Marianas Trench into the world's darkest studio set, with the
algae providing just enough light. It's like nature's own neon!

- **The Flag Waving?** Clearly, it was the underwater currents. Everyone
knows that even at those depths, currents can make things flutter like
they're in a gentle breeze.

- **No stars in the background?** Well, the deep sea is pitch black, and
those light-bending properties of water made it impossible to capture the stars. Also, why would you look up in the ocean?

Now, before you all jump on the debunk bandwagon, ask yourselves: have any
of you actually been to the bottom of the Marianas Trench to check? No?
Then how do you know this isn't true?

For further evidence, I recommend you don't look at any actual scientific journals or documentaries because, frankly, they're all in on it.

Cheers,
DeepSeaLunarTruth

P.S. If you believe this, I have some underwater real estate to sell you.

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