• F1 anagrams

    From Lardy Girl@21:1/5 to All on Tue Apr 22 12:25:10 2025
    XPost: alt.anagrams

    (Followups set to alt.anagrams)

    In a fit of semi-randomness, I found the following silly anagram,
    which I figure might amuse some denizens of rasf1 and alt.anagrams:
    Lewis Hamilton = I'm natsi? Oh, well.

    The upside-down spelling meshes with the idea that upside-down 44 = HH.
    But fear not - the traditional spelling and F1 drivers with other car
    numbers aren't left out:
    Carlos Sainz = Crass ol' Nazi

    I seem to have a knack for finding negativity in most names I examine:
    George W. Russell = Legs urge "Slower!"
    Liam Lawson = Slow animal
    Oscar Piastri = "I is sorta crap."
    Alexander Albon = A bland one. Relax.
    Gabriel Bortoleto = Tolerable bigot or...?
    The letters are especially unkind to Stroll:
    Lance Strulovitch = Churl acts violent

    For balance, and for anyone convinced that the letters don't lie,
    a little positivity is available, though:
    Andrea Kimi Antonelli = Neat kid! Earn a million!
    Got reliable robot: Gabriel Bortoleto
    (another option: Or able, legit robot )
    Liam Lawson: Aim: no walls!
    Let victors launch! = Lance Strulovitch

    The mixed bag contains some way-off-track excursions too:
    Kimi Antonelli = On limit, in lake.
    Liam Lawson ~ is all woman.
    Perhaps he's not the only female on the grid; look closely at Stroll:
    Lance Strulovitch = Cunt & overalls itch!

    Before I quit torturing you, I must report that the teams aren't
    immune from my attention:
    Aston Martin = A titan's norm.
    Kick Sauber = Er, ask Buick...?

    Anybody masochistic enough to want more (of slightly higher quality
    overall, I hope), can visit http://theanna.org/grams/lardbucket/f1.html
    - which I'll update soon with any of the goofiness above that grabs
    at least a grin from someone.


    LG
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  • From Eric@21:1/5 to Lardy Girl on Wed Apr 23 16:18:21 2025
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    On 4/22/25 5:25a, Lardy Girl wrote:

    For balance, and for anyone convinced that the letters don't lie,
    a little positivity is available, though:
    Andrea Kimi Antonelli = Neat kid! Earn a million!
    Got reliable robot: Gabriel Bortoleto
    (another option: Or able, legit robot )
    Liam Lawson: Aim: no walls!
    Let victors launch! = Lance Strulovitch

    Aim: no walls is just perfect :D

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  • From Lardy Girl@21:1/5 to Eric on Sun Apr 27 12:15:02 2025
    XPost: alt.anagrams

    Eric <nawww@afraidnot.org> wrote:
    On 4/22/25 5:25a, Lardy Girl wrote:
    [...]
    Liam Lawson: Aim: no walls!

    Aim: no walls is just perfect :D

    Thanks.
    Lewis might disagree, though, with his reminder that 'rubbing is
    racing'.

    Anagrams inspired by the above (which is better?):
    "Rubbing is racing" = big car-ruining BS
    or
    "Rubbing is racing" ~ is big: burning cars...


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