• Moose Escapes from Zoo in Canada and Goes on Cow-Raping Rampage

    From Bob Probaska@21:1/5 to All on Sun Dec 22 09:16:12 2024
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    A moose that has escaped from the Calgary zoo is wreaking on local farms
    in the area as the 2,000-pound beast has allegedly been sexually
    assaulting cows in the area since its escape.

    Local farmers in the area have warned authorities about a moose that has
    been seen on many occasions ôhumpingö their cattle and possibly harming
    the animals.

    ôI saw this huge moose shagging one of my cows doggy-styleö û Thomas
    OÆNeill, local farmer

    The farmer says he was first alarmed by the distress calls he was hearing
    from his cattle.

    ôI heard my cows mooing in distress, I thought there was a coyote or a
    wolf, but instead I saw this huge moose shagging one of my cowsö he told reporters.

    ôNever in a hundred years did I ever think I would see that with my own
    eyesö he added, visibly shocked by the scene.

    Although it is not known if the sex acts were consensual or perceived as
    an act of aggression by the cows themselves, the act of mating for the
    moose is a rather normal thing, explains veterinarian Annie Beaudoin, of
    the Calgary Zoo.

    ôThis 3-year-old moose has been raised in captivity and due to its
    particularly aggressive nature was enclosed by itself for most of its
    life. It is the first occasion that it has had in its entire life to
    experiment with a sexual partner,ö she told reporters.

    ôIt is also breeding season and so the moose being a polygamous animal
    will try to mate with as many partners as it can find,ö she added.

    After a 48 hour wild goose chase, Wildlife agents still have not
    successfully apprehended the animal and all persons having information concerning its whereabouts should contact the Alberta Environment and
    Parks, Fish & Wildlife department.

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