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In this issue...
FREEDOM RIDGE STATUS
SOME VIEWPOINTS REMAIN UNTOUCHED
FIELD TRIP A SUCCESS
MEN IN BLACK VISIT RACHEL
TRESPASSERS PLEAD NOT GUILTY

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----- FREEDOM RIDGE STATUS -----

The popular public viewpoints into the unacknowledged Groom Lake
base remain open at present. Although the Air Force has applied
to BLM to seize this land, approval is no longer a certainty.
"You can't fight the government," some people may say, and we
would have concurred a few months ago, but substantial political
opposition has begun to materialize recently from many different
quarters. Aside from the environmental, UFO and anti-secrecy
groups one would expect to be involved, opponents have found
unexpected support in some Nevada state agencies and the brewing
"Sagebrush Rebellion," a movement of local counties to take
control of public lands. At the least, the AF will be forced to
overcome significant hurdles before it gets the land. At best,
some people hope to rout the Federal government altogether from
lands previously controlled by BLM.

From the Freedom Ridge and White Sides viewpoints you see what
appears to be a large Air Force base beside a dry lake bed, with
a very long runway, many large hangers and a virtual city of
support facilities. Ten to twelve roundtrip 737 flights each
weekday bring workers here from Las Vegas. No one seems to have
any confirmable information about what is actually going on at
Groom. The interesting aspect of this facility to most visitors
is that the government in no way acknowledges its existence.
Further satisfaction can be drawn from the intensive monitoring
of nearby public lands by anonymous, heavily-armed security
forces who watch all visitors closely. If you approach these
dudes, they'll run away, but they always remain close enough to
keep track of you.

A public hearing on the land withdrawal is scheduled for Monday,
Jan. 31, in Caliente, Nevada (about 2-1/2 hours north of Las
Vegas), at 7pm in the VFW hall. In spite of the remote location,
this event is already becoming a hot ticket among local Nevada
land use advocates. Opponents have also requested a second
hearing in Las Vegas so more people can attend. Although this
request has not yet been granted, a Las Vegas hearing is looking
increasingly likely and would probably take place in late Feb. or
early March. Sparks will fly at both events: Caliente will
probably be more of an in-state protest focusing on land use
issues, while Las Vegas would probably focus on the Groom Lake
base itself, including the alleged environmental abuses there and
the justification for its continued "nonexistence."

Even if things were to go amazingly well for the AF (which they
are not), the viewpoints cannot legally be closed before the
hearings take place. The land remains public until the seizure
is formally approved, so anyone can come here until then to view
the secret base. If you choose, you can even camp here for up to
14 days without permission from anyone. The hike to Freedom
Ridge takes 50 minutes, while four wheel drive owners can push
all the way to the top on the newly marked "Freedom Ridge
Expressway," a rugged cross-country track. You can park at the
top with a bucket of popcorn and your special sweetie just like a
drive-in movie. Nothing significant ever seems to happen at the
secret base when people are watching, but if you and your sweetie
are feeling cozy that shouldn't matter. (Please note, however,
that making out within sight of the secret base is strictly
against Federal law and is punishable by a fine of $5,000 and up
to a year in prison.) Of course, you must be careful not cross
the nearby military boundary, which is well-marked with signs and
orange posts. (The maximum theoretical punishment for that
offense is the same as for making out, although first time
offenders are usually fined only $300 to $600.)

----- SOME VIEWPOINTS REMAIN UNTOUCHED -----

The underlying reason for the proposed land withdrawal is that
the AF botched its survey work for the huge Groom Range
withdrawal of the 1980s. That action was also intended to hide
the Groom base from public view by seizing a whole mountain
range. Alas, they overlooked the more obscure hills now in
question, effectively rendering the entire withdrawal useless.

Could it be possible that, even with the current proposed
withdrawal, the AF has botched the job once again? Reports
continue to reach us of public viewpoints into '"51" that remain
untouched by the current action. We won't publicize all of them,
but it is sufficient to say that the AF cannot neutralize these
locations without bursting the 5000 acre limit beyond which
Congressional approval would be required. (The military would
rather face a dozen Saddams than tangle with Capitol Hill.)

Viewpoints we can talk about now are Badger Mountain and Tikaboo
Peak. These are in the high cluster of peaks about 15 miles east
of Freedom Ridge and just south of Hancock Summit. The climb is
longer and more strenuous, but a recent visitor to Tikaboo Peak
reports that you can see most of the Groom base from there.
Distance is a problem: 25 miles vs. about 10 miles from Freedom
Ridge, but having a high-quality telescope could help. The
important thing proven here is that the AF is once again engaged
in "government work," an incompetent, weak-kneed effort that does
only half the job. If they are going to take any land at all,
they should be required also to take Tikaboo and Badger peaks.
This, in turn, would burst the 5000 acre limit and force the
issue to be debated in Congress, where the voice of the people
can be heard.

----- FIELD TRIP A SUCCESS -----

About 25 people showed up on Freedom Ridge for the Jan. 15
aviation field trip. Given that the plans came together only
about 10 days before the event, this was a strong turnout. A
wide array of civilian optical devices were turned on the base,
allowing participants to see "the hairs on a gnat's ass," so to
speak. Sweetman, Goodall, psychospy, Dr. Brown, Agent X, Rocket
Scientist, The Cops and other fanatics and riff-raff speculated
wildly about what was inside each of those big hangers and
factory buildings, but no consensus was reached.

The field trip coincided with the opening of the new "Freedom
Ridge Expressway." In a scene reminiscent of a television
commercial for Coors or Toyota, four sport-utility vehicles
traversed the desert sagebrush to this remote hilltop location,
where the occupants broke out their lawn chairs and would have
drank beer if anyone had thought to bring any.

Also in attendance, but trying desperately not to be noticed,
were at least a dozen of the anonymous, camouflage-clad security
dudes lurking behind rocks and Joshua trees at various locations
on public and military land at least a mile away. The word on
the street now says these folks work for the government
contractor EG&G, not Wackenhut as once surmised. There were
plenty of distant appearances by the ubiquitous white Jeep
Cherokees, sticking out like beacons against the beige-and-brown
landscape. Less obvious was a big beige van partially covered
with cammo netting on public land about two miles from the get-
together. On top of the van was a tower of some kind, about 5
feet high. Our speculation is that it was a high powered range
tracking video camera pointed our way. We waved and turned our
own telescopes in that direction, and eventually the occupants
packed up and slinked back across the border.

Road sensors were also a popular tourist attraction for visitors.
The organizers had labeled some of the secret roadside detectors
with big fluorescent orange signs that said "SENSOR" so they
wouldn't be missed. We hope the heavy traffic and close
inspection of these paint-can size transmitters didn't damage
them any, because they have come to seem like old friends to us.
They are usually found in reliable locations and are easy to
disable should the need arise.

After yaking and milling about on Freedom Ridge for a few hours,
the group made its way to the Little A-Le-Inn where we warmed up
a big pot of Dr. Brown's famous "Fartless Chili" (scientifically
designed to avoid the obvious aftereffects) which all in
attendance were required to consume. From there, the caravan
proceeded westward to the Tonopah Test Range (TTR) where we gave
out Area 51 patches to the guards. Unlike the anonymous Groom
dudes, these guys have name tags and were happy to converse with
us. There sure were a lot of them, however. They said they knew
we were coming because the Dept. of Energy sent them a copy of
our flyer. (Gosh, that was clever of them. Maybe we should take
DOE off our mailing list.)

A pleasant time was had by all, and great satisfaction was
derived from our observation that no more than 25 of us law-
abiding citizens resulted in canceled vacations and untold
overtime for what appeared to be about 50 security dudes total.
We think of it as defending the job security of our friends in
beige.

----- MEN IN BLACK VISIT RACHEL -----

As part of the group was making its way from Freedom Ridge toward
the Little A-Le-Inn, we stopped briefly at the mysterious Black
Mailbox, site of many UFO tales. There, the word reached us from
a departing visitor that two men in business suits were seen
lurking around the Campbell residence in Rachel, still 20 miles
away. This reporter nearly shat in his proverbial pants as he
contemplated the implications of that intelligence. WHO WEARS
BUSINESS SUITS IN THE DESERT? At best, these must be FBI agents
waiting to arrest or serve a warrant on Mr. Campbell, the chief
irritant to the military along the '51 border. At worst, they
could be the mysterious Men In Black, perhaps employed by a
shadowy government agency that knows no rules or even, if you
choose to believe the stories, actual aliens disguised as humans
and engaged in some sinister mind game.

Not knowing what to expect, we decided that the best option was
to descend on the Campbell residence en masse. There were only
two of them, our intel said, versus a dozen of us, so maybe we
could stand up to them as a group. We motored as a convoy down
Highway 375 to Rachel, then took up a position on the opposite
side of the road from Mr. Campbell's mobile home. Peering
through binoculars, we saw at first no sign of the Men In Black.
There were no unidentified cars parked in the vicinity and no
obvious indications that the front door had been tampered with.
However, closer inspection of the door with our most powerful
optical devices revealed undeniable evidence that the MIBs had
indeed been there and were on the prowl for our very souls.
Wedged between the doorknob and the doorframe was a rolled up
copy of The Watchtower.

Jehovah's Witnesses!

----- TRESPASSERS PLEAD NOT GUILTY -----

Seven people accused of trespassing on military land near the
Groom base were arraigned in Justice Court in Alamo on Jan. 12.
Three pleaded "No Contest" and accepted their fines of about $300
each. Four pleaded Not Guilty, and their trial is scheduled for
Mar. 2. The four contend that although they did cross the line,
it was entirely accidental, the result of confusing signals and a
misread map.

On Jan. 2, these seven traveling in three vehicles drove beyond
the Keep Out signs on the well-maintained Groom Lake Road and up
to the guard shack about a half mile beyond. This was their
first visit to the area, and they obviously had not read this
reporter's "Area 51 Viewer's Guide," which advises against
crossing the line. Trying to follow a crude map to the Freedom
Ridge trailhead, the group whizzed past the often photographed
sign forest forbidding trespass (and photography) and containing
such memorable but evidently unread phrases as "Use of Deadly
Force Authorized."

There was no place to turn around at the signs, the intruders
claim, and as they passed a white Jeep Cherokee, they said a
guard inside waved to them, as though saying "Come on in!"
Naturally, upon arrival at the guard house, they were descended
upon by a gaggle of excessively armed cammo dudes who were not
prepared to give helpful directions and certainly were not versed
on any of the social graces. The immediate arrest of the
offenders, no matter how old, young, naive or harmless, was
apparently the only option available in their very limited
emotional repetoir.

This reporter and two other hikers happened to witness the
incident while climbing Freedom Ridge ourselves. As soon as we
understood what was happening, we aborted our ascent and broke
out the telescopes to watch the festivities. The ratio of armed
cammo dudes to naive intruders was easily two to one. We watched
as the trespassers--four men and two woman of varying ages--stood
around their cars for over an hour looking frustrated and
confused while tough men with big assault weapons milled about
looking equally bored and a bit embarrassed. A state trooper
arrived first, followed by Sgt. Lamoreaux of the Lincoln County
Sheriff's Dept. Forms were signed, and the prisoners were turned
over to the Sheriff for more advanced forms of humiliation.

The intruders were thoughtfully provided with handcuffs and leg-
irons (for their own safety, no doubt) and were taken in an Air
Force van to the palatial, brand-spanking-new Lincoln County
Detention Center in Pioche. This nearly empty, high-tech
hoosegow, otherwise known as the Jail That Ate Lincoln County,
was built with the intent to house other people's prisoners for
profit. That was before the bottom fell out of the captive
housing market, and the county now has to scrape for any
prisoners it can get.

In this case it graciously accommodated Connie Ruiz, her daughter
Sissy and son David, Connie's neighbor Bill Fitzgerald, his sons
Kevin and Tim, and a friend Gilbert Narvaiz. Hardened criminals,
all. They claim that at the Detention Center they were forced to
stand facing a blank wall for over an hour and a half, even one
man who had an injured ankle, and were denied the use of the
bathroom for many hours after their arrest. They said they were
strip searched (because, presumably, you never can know in which
body cavity those devious trespassers might be hiding drugs or
weapons) and were given stylish orange jumpsuits to wear (as
you've seen rakishly modeled by Charlie Manson). The seven
wasted away in jail for about eight hours while Bill's wife and
Connie's husband three hours away in Las Vegas tried to hunt up
$4200 in cash on a Sunday night to bail out their loved ones.
$200 more to tow each of the three vehicles brought the total bar
tab to $4800 for this very engrossing weekend experience. The
adventure was all the more educational for several of the
participants had never before seen the inside of a jail cell.

Some hysterical activists might cry "overkill" and "law
enforcement run amok." Well, maybe just a tad.

In the meantime, after witnessing the arrest but still not
knowing who these people were, this reporter got on the horn to
his contacts to tell them about the event. ("Seven People
Arrested in Groom Lake Incident," the Las Vegas Review-Journal
reported on Jan. 5.) He then headed down the highway to Pioche,
arriving at the Detention Center sometime after the prisoners
did. The duty officer behind a seamless expanse of bullet-proof
glass refused to give any information about the prisoners, even
whether they were being held at the detention center at all, so
this reporter was forced to wait outside in the sub-freezing
night for an uncertain release. And wait. And wait. In his
delirium and creeping hypothermia, the reporter was transformed,
in a metaphysical sense, from a mild-mannered Bill Bixby into a
raging green Incredible Hulk. Alas, when the prisoners were
finally bailed out around 4 am, the Hulk was sound asleep in the
back of his car and did not get a chance to meet them. He
learned who they were only when one of the seven called him a few
days later, and the story they told further enraged the Hulk's
already green condition.

Doctor, help me. Ever since spending the night in the parking
lot of the Lincoln County Detention Center, I have been afflicted
by the uncontrollable urge to do violent damage to both the
anonymous cammo dudes and the Lincoln County Sheriff's Dept. I
don't mean to bomb, shoot, dismember or otherwise physically harm
these noble defenders of the law; I want to utterly destroy them
at the very core of their being. I WANT TO CUT THEIR FUNDING. I
know this is an irrational impulse. Each of these people, as
individuals, are probably nice folks, but when you throw together
a lot of decent people "just following orders" what you sometimes
get, on the whole, is a sadistic monster with no collective
conscience or critical judgment.

The case of the seven trespassers has become, for this reporter,
a timely symbolic example that dovetails naturally with the fight
to save the viewpoints and expose the nonexistent base at Groom
Lake. The four who pleaded Not Guilty must continue to make
their own decisions, but I encourage them not to go down quietly.
At the trial on Mar. 2, they will be accorded all the protections
of any other defendant, including the right to subpoena
witnesses. The first witness I would call, and that any good
lawyer would also want to haul into court, is that cammo dude in
the white Cherokee who waved at the visitors as they passed.
"What was your intent?" Perry Mason would ask. "Were you giving
them an implied consent to enter your area?"

If this well-armed paramilitary force patrolling public land
refuses to officially exist, then this is a good opportunity to
bring them out into the open. "Could you please state for the
court your name and who you work for?" Mason would ask. The Las
Vegas press will be present at this promising trial, and even a
few in the national corps might be interested in meeting a
genuine cammo dude face to face. They are, after all, so hard to
pin down in the field, always running away as they do. With a
bloody land seizure hearing (or two) expected in the meantime,
everyone should be whipped into a glorious frenzy by the time
Mar. 2 rolls along. What if the cammo dudes don't honor the
subpoena? Then the case falls apart. Implied consent is a
critical issue here, and if the government fails to supply this
one essential witness, it would be obstructing a legitimate
defense.

These four have been crudely treated and are not guilty of the
charges against them. Although they did cross the line, they
followed each other like lemmings, in clouds of dust and under
conditions of limited warning where there was inadequate
opportunity to read the signs. The only person who might be seen
as having control over the situation was the driver of the first
vehicle, who has already pleaded No Contest. The others either
were passengers in other people's cars--and who thus had no
control at all over the situation--or were drivers of following
vehicles who made a legitimate error that any law-biding citizen
could easily have fallen victim to. ("The guy in front must know
where he is going, and that nice fellow in the Cherokee is waving
us along.") The authorities, if they are smart, will drop the
case to avoid their ultimate and totally publicized humiliation.
If they are not smart (as is common among authorities), then they
should be ready to fight a high-profile battle, not to mention
the seething greenness of this reporter.

Hulk wants blood.

----- LATE BREAKING NEWS -----

1/25/94: Official notice has just been received that a hearing
WILL be held in Las Vegas. It will take place Weds., Mar. 2, 5-
8pm, in the Cashman Field Center, Rooms 203-204. More details
will follow in Desert Rat #2, due sometime after Feb. 1.

The Las Vegas hearing is in addition to the Caliente hearing
scheduled for Jan. 31. The Caliente hearing is already shaping
up to be a big event for land use advocates. For those who plan
to attend, you may like to know that opponents will be gathering
for dinner at the Knotty Pine Restaurant at about 5 or 5:30, just
before the 7pm hearing.

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In this issue...
CALIENTE LAND GRAB HEARING
THROW THE BUMS OUT
LAS VEGAS HEARING DATE SET
TRESPASSERS' TRIAL RESCHEDULED
AN AMBASSADORIAL VISIT
RECENT ARTICLES
"PARANOID NEWS" LAUNCHED

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----- CALIENTE LAND GRAB HEARING -----

About forty-five people packed the tiny VFW Hall in Caliente on
Feb. 1 for the first of two public hearings on the Groom land
grab. As expected, the event was attended primarily by Lincoln
County residents and Nevada land-use advocates with a variety of
objections, mostly unrelated to the Groom Lake base itself.
Curtis Tucker, Caliente Area Manager for the Bureau of Land
Management (BLM), presided over the hearing with admirable
restraint and professionalism. Nine civilians spoke at the
podium, all opposing the withdrawal, and many others asked
questions, which Mr. Tucker did his best to answer.

Representing the Air Force were two Nellis public relations
staffers and a stone jawed Colonel, who did most of what little
talking there was. Even the staffers didn't seem to know much
about the Colonel; when we asked one of them for the Colonel's
first name, he didn't know and had to ask. The officer was
finally identified as Col. Bud Bennett, Range Squadron Commander,
and his appearance and bearing reminded us vaguely of General
Jack D. Ripper in the movie "Dr. Strangelove."

For most of the meeting, Colonel Bennett sat silently at the
front taking copious notes. He spoke at length only at the
beginning, reading from index cards in a practiced monotone and
offering precious little information beyond the one-liner given
in the withdrawal application: "to ensure the public safety and
the safe and secure operation of activities in the Nellis Air
Force Range Complex." The Colonel said from the outset that
there would be many questions that he could not answer, and he
skillfully avoided most. Here are some of his more lively
comments...

"The military lands withdrawal act of 1986, with an amendment in
1988, withdrew the land currently in the Nellis Range Complex.
Certain elevations on the east side of the range were not
included in the withdrawn area. Due to the increasing visits by
people to this area, the Air Force determined that something had
to be done to ensure public safety and the safety and security of
operations in the Nellis Range Complex.

"When someone is on White Sides and other nearby areas, altitude
and route changes have to be made by aircraft to avoid harming
people and to prevent disclosure of operational matters. Some
missions have to be delayed or canceled. This impacts the
effective use of the Nellis Range Complex.

"The area proposed to be withdrawn was looked at very carefully
and, in discussions with BLM, we were told to keep the amount to
be withdrawn to an absolute minimum. We eventually did so,
selecting several thousand acres less than originally was roughed
out."

That was it for informational content. The only other data the
Colonel leaked out was in response to a question at the end of
the meeting. When did he first learn about the current
withdrawal? He said he was first informed of it around August.
How long before that had the withdrawal been in the works? He
said he did not know exactly, but that it was at least a year.
(It is unclear now whether he meant a year before now or a year
before August.)

Citizens were allowed five minutes each to voice their concerns,
a restriction that some chose to flaunt in a show of civil
disobedience heartily supported by the audience. Most of the
expected angles were covered: A representative of the Shoshone
Nation pointed out that this land and most of the Nellis Range
was deeded to the tribe by treaty in the 1800s and that the
government had taken it without permission. Sadly, we suspect
that this argument won't go any further now than it has in the
past. Other speakers were concerned that the AF had not kept the
promises it made for the earlier Groom Range withdrawal, such as
paving the road from Rachel into the Test Site. Mr. Tucker
countered that most of the promises he knew about had indeed been
met. He noted that although the road from Rachel was not paved,
it had been considerably improved at AF expense.

This reporter exercised his five minutes standing in front of a
big map of the area. He protested the vague reason the AF was
giving for the withdrawal and said that the application could
only be evaluated if the AF gave the real reason, which wasn't a
national security issue in itself. He read a list of the major
newspapers and defense publications [See below.] that had already
reported on this land grab and described the Groom base as one of
the best publicized defense installations in the world. Although
acknowledging that some of the secrecy at Groom may be justified,
he described the continued non-existence of the base as an
absurdity.

This speaker then noted that if the purpose of the withdrawal was
to hide the base from public view, then the AF had failed once
again. He pointed on the map to Tikaboo Peak and Badger Mtn.,
which he said also offered a direct view of the base. He was
concerned that, if the AF was allowed to take the current land
for a vague reason like "the public safety," then it could come
back later to take the other viewpoints for other vague reasons.
Thereby, the AF could subvert the Engle Act, which requires
withdrawals of more than 5000 acres to be reviewed by Congress.
He concluded by warning the audience, "If we let this withdrawal
go through for this vague reason, then they'll be able to take
all of Nevada in little bitty pieces."

Lincoln County Commissioner Eve Culverwell was mad as hell. (We
wouldn't want her any other way.) She brought up some important
points about mitigation and asked for the release of other lands
in Lincoln County that the AF no longer needs. However, the
focus of Culverwell's ire, and the principle target of many
others in attendance, was not the AF but the BLM, which controls
the vast majority of land in Nevada. Culverwell and other
activists do not necessarily question the AF's right to take the
land, but they say the AF should be dealing with the state and
county, not BLM. They say the federal government has no real
jurisdiction over public lands, based on statutes at the time of
statehood. This rather radical approach throws a wild card into
the land grab fight, and certainly adds some color to the
proceedings. [More below.]

In all, the hearing was lively but proceeded pretty much as
anticipated. No one spoke in favor of the Air Force except for
their hired representatives, but there was some pessimism among
attendees as to whether even their near-total opposition made any
difference. Several people voiced the concern that no matter
what the citizens of Lincoln County said, their comments would
simply be filed away and the AF was going to get the land anyway.

We understand their pessimism but do not share it. The current
battle is taking place on many different levels: in the media,
along the border, within the BLM and inside the AF itself. The
public hearings represent only the most obvious portion of a
mostly subterranean conflict, but they are vital as a visible
show of popular opposition and a preliminary step to future legal
action. Remember that the land grab fight can be a powerful tool
to achieve much larger goals. Our ultimate purpose is not so
much to save the land but to expose the base, and that process
seems to be marching ahead even more inexorably than the White
Sides withdrawal.

----- THROW THE BUMS OUT -----

Speeches by Nevada "home-rule" activists greatly enlivened the
Jan. 31 hearing. Seeing this land fight as a test case for their
new ideas, several speakers drove hundreds of miles from other
parts of Nevada to be in attendance. When a leader of the
movement, Dick Carver, finally had his chance to speak, he
announced that five minutes were not enough, and that he would go
on as long as necessary. When the five-minute tone was sounded,
the BLM moderator tried to interrupt but was rebuked by the
audience, who unanimously demanded that Carver be allowed to
continue. Carver thus walked away with about 15 minutes of air
time and gave everyone in the audience the warm satisfaction of
having beaten BLM into submission at least on that issue.

Readers who live outside the western U.S. may have never even
heard of BLM, never mind grasping the boundless animosity it
often enjoys among locals. The vast majority of land in Lincoln
County is "public," that is, owned equally by all U.S. citizens,
and is currently managed as a public trust by the federal
government. A significant portion of the economic activities in
the county have to go through the BLM. It leases grazing and
mineral rights and enforces many despised environmental
regulations, thus placing it in the role of evil landlord who
everyone loves to hate. Local sentiments are elegantly expressed
by one resident's well-trained dog who stays, sits and lies down
on command. The dog will also "kill" on command, but only on
special key word. Give him a old shoe, say "BLM," and it's
rendered to shreds instantly.

The position of the revolutionaries is that the federal
government has no right to manage public lands within the state
and that it does so only by default. The activists cite statutes
dating back to Nevada's founding which they contend give the
state the sole authority to manage public lands. BLM, they say,
has no real delegated authority to do anything, and they are
trying to prove this by a series of Freedom of Information
requests. Whenever an interesting legal case comes up in which
BLM is the enforcer, they demand that BLM turn over documents to
prove that they indeed have that authority. According to the
activists, BLM is inherently unable to supply those documents and
thus can be forced to back down from whatever action they were
attempting.

We are pleased that the rebels have adopted the Groom land grab
as a cause celebre. Without them, there might have been only
half as many people at the Caliente hearing. At the same time,
we are a little confused on what the end result of this rebellion
is supposed to be, and we are mildly skeptical about whether it
can succeed.

The current anti-BLM movement reminds us of a number of radical
females we have known who would just as soon eliminate the male
gender altogether. On the surface, we can understand the
sentiments. Males must account for 85% of the violent acts in
this country and easily 99% of the female grief and pain.
They're aggressive, suppressive, insensitive and demand too much.
Give them an inch and they'll take a mile. WHO NEEDS THEM
ANYWAY? "Just say No," is the best solution. If you excise them
definitively from your life then all your problems will be
solved.

Okay, so maybe that's a bad example. The point is, although such
dramatic plans to "Throw the Bums Out" may seem solid in theory,
they usually get tripped up somewhere in the implementation. We
march into the battle with high idealistic hopes but a few years
later usually find ourselves living with the bums anyway. Given
this typical outcome, one wonders if it would be more productive
to take a less combative approach that might be more likely to
succeed in the long term. Instead of expending all our resources
in an attempt to totally annihilate the enemy, we could take the
time to understand him, learn his fears and vulnerabilities and
the kind of leverage we have over him, then take him by the balls
and turn him into our slave.

No, wait, never mind. BAD example.

----- LAS VEGAS HEARING DATE SET -----

The Las Vegas hearing on the Groom land grab has been officially
set for Weds., March 2, 1994 from 5-7 pm at the Cashman Field
House, rooms 203-204. (Cashman Field House is a stadium complex
on Las Vegas Blvd. just north of Downtown.)

This is the BIG ONE. (Caliente was only 4.0.) Everyone's
invited! More info will be provided in Desert Rat #3, which will
be issued at least a couple of weeks before then.

----- TRESPASSERS' TRIAL DELAYED -----

In Desert Rat #1, we reported the case of the seven Las Vegans
who stumbled across the military border while visiting the
Tikaboo Valley. Due to their lawyer's schedule conflicts, their
trial, originally scheduled for Mar. 2, has been delayed to a
later date. (We'll publish the date when we know it.) The
location will be Alamo Justice Court in the County Annex Building
in Alamo, 90 miles north of Las Vegas. Come one, come all!

The change of date is providential because it means that the
trial will not compete with the Las Vegas hearing.

----- AN AMBASSADORIAL VISIT -----

On Jan. 28 at our psychospy headquarters in Rachel, we were
pleased to receive a surprise visit from the Ambassador Merlyn
Merlin II from the planet Draconis. He had taken human form,
resembling to us a bearded Abe Lincoln or Amish farmer, and was
driving a 10-year-old brown Monte Carlo. When he first appeared
at our door, he was holding a small black book in front of him in
both hands. In an impulsive attempt at humor, we blurted out,
"Oh, a Bible salesman!" He smiled at that and showed us that it
was only a notebook. The bible, it seems, was out in the car.
Later, he went to fetch it and read to us some lengthy passages.

Three aviation watchers from the Bay Area happened to be visiting
our headquarters at the time, and we were all quite fascinated
with the Ambassador. He was a "Being of Light," he said,
although we touched him and found him to be quite solid. He was
on a mission to promote the coming "Golden Age," when the aliens
would be integrated into our society and we humans would evolve
into a higher form. This transformation, he said, would take
place within the next five years.

The Ambassador did not always know that he was a Draconian. He
had thought he was an ordinary human for most of his time on
earth until he began to experience some revelations in 1986.
Even now, he has no direct memories of Draconis, although he is
certain that that is his origin. He said that another part of
him was on Draconis even as he was speaking to us. He suspected
that he was also simultaneously a Venusian and that part of his
being was currently at home on Venus.

He was proud of his role as Ambassador to Earth and was
especially pleased to be officially recognized in that capacity
by the State of Nevada. He gave us a xeroxed letter to prove his
status. It was on official state letterhead from the Secretary
of State in Carson City. The letter was dated March 31, 1993,
and was signed by the secretary herself. It read:

Ambassador Merlyn Merlin II
The Embassy of Christ

Dear Mr. Ambassador:

Thank you for your invitation; however, I will not be able
to be in California. Thank you for your consideration.

Sincerely,
Cheryl A. Lau

We wish the Ambassador the best of luck in his mission and urge
the Federal government to accord him similar recognition.

----- RECENT ARTICLES -----

Following are recent articles on Groom Lake in the major media.
Each article is available from psychospy
for 25c each (to cover
copying and postage).

5/93: On-Site Inspection Agency: Fact Sheet on Open Skies
Treaty [which allows foreign overflights of Groom Lake].
9/93: Intl. Defense Review: "Groom Lake's secret revealed?"
[Mothership theories, by Sweetman.]
10/19/93: L.V. Review-Journal: "State to examine Stealth base
for toxic fumes." [Hazardous waste dump at Groom base.]
10/17/93: Salt Lake Tribune: "No peeking from peak: Air force
wants to seize mountain to protect secret base."
10/18/93: Federal Register "Notice of proposed withdrawal and
opportunity for public meeting."
10/21/93, Aerospace Daily: "Air Force tries to plug 37-year-old
leak with Groom Lake Land Grab."
10/23/93, L.V. Review-Journal: "Air Force promises openness" [in
open-pit burning case].
10/23/93, Scripps Howard Service: "Mountain 'spying' upsets AF at
secret Nevada base."
10/25/93, Defense Week: "Air Force land grab eclipses view of
'UFOs'."
10/29/93, Inside the Air Force: "USAF seeks to keep unwanted eyes
from watching secret Nevada base."
11/1/83, Newsweek: "The Mystery at Groom Lake."
11/1/93, Testor Corp.: Announcement to dealers of June 94 release
of Lazar saucer model.
11/1/93, Aviation Week: "No more peeks." [one paragraph]
11/5/93, CBS affiliates: Report on Testors Aurora & Mothership
models. [transcript]
12/93, Intercepts Newsletter: "Dispatches from the front." [Road
sensors found on public land]
11/6/93, L.V. Review-Journal: "State seeks evidence of burn pits"
[at Groom base].
12/5/93, L.V. Review-Journal: "'Spy' turns focus on buffer area."
[Campbell]
12/5/93, L.V. Review-Journal: "Budget for hypersonic spy plane
rivals Nevada Test Site."
12/7/93: L.V. Review-Journal: Editorial cartoon. [Prospector
chased by security goons.]
12/27/93, High Country News: "How military secrecy zones out
Nevada." [Oct. camp-out]
11/11/93, CBS Evening News: Report on Testors Aurora model and
Groom Lake. [transcript]
12/28/93, Wall Street Journal: "'Earthlings Welcome' in tiny NV
town where mysterious aircraft often fly overhead."
1/2/94, Washington Post: "The Pentagon's Secret Garden." [by
Sweetman]
1/3/94, Aviation Week: Letter by John Andrews protesting land
grab.
1/5/94, L.V. Review-Journal: "Seven people arrested in Groom Lake
incident." [Trespassers]
1/29/94, L.V. Review-Journal: Editorial re: Lazar and Knapp
[dismissive].
1/30/94, L.V. Review-Journal: "Air Force buffer zone for Groom
Lake base to be discussed." [Hearings]
2/94: Wired Magazine: "A Visit to Dreamland." [2-page photo of
Groom base]

----- "PARANOID NEWS" LAUNCHED -----

Pleased with the instant success of The Groom Lake Desert Rat,
psychospy has launched yet another free on-line newsletter--this
one on an unrelated subject. THE PARANOID NEWS will explore
psychospy's favorite mental disorder, paranoia, and show how it
effects the thoughts and behavior of all of us.

Paranoia is a fascinating mechanism by which a person tends to
bring about the very thing he most fears. If he is terrified
enough of failure, then he will often create it for himself by
his own hand. Paranoia is more pervasive than we might suppose,
and there is not one of us who isn't touched. Paranoia effects
our every decision, especially our most important ones, so don't
read this newsletter unless you are prepared to question your
past choices or the wisdom of your current circumstances. This
is not a pretty newsletter. There are a lot of icky things
inside our minds, and THE PARANOID NEWS will delight in exposing
them.

Issue #1 will be available within the next few days. Email
subscriptions are free of charge to internet users. Send your
request to psychospy@aol.com. Hard copy subscriptions are
available for $1.50 per issue, mailed anywhere in the world.

----- SUBSCRIPTION AND COPYWRITE INFO -----

(c) Glenn Campbell, 1994. (psychospy@aol.com)

The entire contents of this on-line newsletter are copyrighted
and may not be reproduced in any form without permission, EXCEPT
FOR THE FOLLOWING: For six months following the date of
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electronically to anyone who you think might be interested,
provided you do it without charge. You may only copy or send
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partial excerpts. After six months, no further reproduction of
this document is allowed without permission.

This newsletter is published on an irregular basis whenever
conditions warrant. Email subscriptions are currently available
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DESERT RAT, send a message to psychospy@aol.com. We will
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the human at 702-729-2648. Hard copy subscriptions to this
newsletter are available for $1.50 per issue, ordered from the
address below. (e.g. $15 for the next 10 issues, mailed anywhere
in the world.)

For a free catalog of documents and products relating to Groom
Lake and government secrecy, send us your US mail address. An
email version of the catalog is also available (no pictures, size
13K). Among the documents available is the "Area 51 Viewer's
Guide," the definitive 110-page visitors and reference guide to
the border and its lore. (Available for $15 plus $3.50 postage.)
Also available is the popular Groom Lake cloth patch. ($8, plus
$1 postage if ordered separately.)

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